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Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.

Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Ivanka Trump Remembers Which Floor Of Trump Tower She Was On When Kurt Cobain Died

You guys, Ivanka Trump had a PUNK PHASE.

Should Anthony Scaramucci Delete His Account? Let’s Vote!

Anthony Scaramucci launches his social media empire by inviting people to vote on the Holocaust. AS ONE DOES.

Virginia Republican Ed Gillespie Just Can’t Rub Off The Trump Stank!

Had enough Trumpocalypse? Let's HAPPY TALK about Virginia's upcoming elections!

Time Is A Flat Circle: Donald Trump, Al Gore, And James Lee Witt Edition

Memories. Misty-colored memories.

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

This Tale Of A Snail Finding Another Snail To Fuck Then Promptly Dying Will Warm Your Black Heart

We are not writing one more political post today and you can't make us.

Let’s Check In With The Dumbest Dipshits In The Whole Wide Russia Scandal!

Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!

Wait, Did Bill O’Reilly Just Ruin Cute Animals?

We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly

Trump Thinks It’s SO FUNNY How Mike Pence Wants To Hang All The Gays, Like LOL!

To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.

Failed Indiana GOP Candidate Sends His Holiday Pipe Bomb Early This Year

For once, it wasn't 'a quiet fellow who kept to himself.'

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage

Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.

The Week In Garbage Men: MGTOWs Are Jealous Of Harvey Weinstein

Ban Men. Also this is your OPEN THREAD!