Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.
Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.
Something about women in leggings, women-beating billionaires, and Roy Moore racist, LIKE JESUS!
Berkeley was going to spend a million on security, but Milo refused to do his homework :(
Say Tom Price actually resigned. Whom would Trump nominate to replace him? A FUNTIME POLL!
Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)
I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.
At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?
That means you, too Bob Mueller! No Bobs allowed!
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Logic: If John C. Calhoun believed slavery was good, it must be true!