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Sean Hannity Finally Shuts The Fuck Up About Seth Rich Murder. Thanks, Liberal Fascists!

Sean Hannity is such a mensch. Or maybe a putz. Yeah, that second one.

Melania And Ivanka Trump Show The World What Feminine Power Looks Like

Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Was The First To Sign Holocaust Memorial Yearbook’s Crack

Ladies and gentlemen, your president.

Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

Here Are 10 Sexxxy NSFW Pictures Of Navy Boys Climbing A Greasy Obelisk, And Now You Are Gay

Sorry if you weren't planning to be gay today, but now you are.

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Melania Trump Not Having Any Of Her Dumb Husband’s Shit

We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.

Montana Republican Doing Some Light Ratfucking In Special Election Because He’s Not Scared At All!

Montana special Congressional election is THIS THURSDAY, May 25. Don't let Gianforte goons tell you different!

New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like!

The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Turns Out Jared Kushner Really Does Roll On Shabbos!

Jared and Ivanka couldn't possibly leave early for Saudi Arabia! They HAD TO fly on Shabbos because....reasons.

White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)

White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!