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Trump Admin Steps Back From Complete Dick Move On DACA Renewals, Is Now Only Half A Dick

Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.

The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

You Broke My Heart, Franken

Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.

Internet Troll ‘Baked Alaska’ Cries Milky Tears For 8 Hours After Getting Banned From Twitter

Also a bunch of far-right trolls got deverified.

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Roy Moore Wanted To Molest An Adult For Once (Sure, Jan, ‘Allegedly’)

Hello, Roy Moore's 6th and 7th accusers. Tell us your stories!

Tone Of Alabama Senate Race Elevated By Lenny Jewenstein Jewy Jew Robocall, L’Chaim! God Bless You!

We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.

Congratulations, Trump Judicial Pick/Ghosthunter Brett Talley! You Are Wonkette’s Sexiest Man Alive!

Oh, like this is any weirder than Blake Shelton!

Meet Roy Moore Lawyer ‘Trenton.’ Trenton Just Chewed His Own Dick Off On MSNBC. Oh, Trenton!

What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?

Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin’-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World

Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?

Roy Moore Being Persecuted For Loving Jesus, Not Because He Wanted To Fuck Kids

God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.

We’d Almost Feel Sorry For Kayla Moore If She Wasn’t Such A Lyin-Ass Scammer

And the missus is a piece of work, too!

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.