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Puerto Rico? Huh? DO YOU NOT SEE TRUMP IS BUSY WITH A FOOTBALL EMERGENCY!!!

Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.

Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To … Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!

Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: In Which Yr Wonkette Is Invaded By A Troll And Some Clown Dick

Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.

Your Wonkette Weekly Top Ten Has Excellent Taste In Terrible Men!

Something about women in leggings, women-beating billionaires, and Roy Moore racist, LIKE JESUS!

Milo’s ‘Free Speech Week’ Will Be A Garbage Fire, But Not The Garbage Fire He Dreamed Of

Berkeley was going to spend a million on security, but Milo refused to do his homework :(
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Tom Price Doing His Part To Drown Health Department In Bathtub

Say Tom Price actually resigned. Whom would Trump nominate to replace him? A FUNTIME POLL!

A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want You To See

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

Great New Book Reveals Liberal Women Don’t Luve Their Wee Babbies Because They’re Shallow Hoors

If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)

Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA!

I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.
What's the truth, Agent Mulder?

New York Times, You Got Some Trump-Russia SPLAINING TO DO

At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?

Reporters Better Stop Trying To Look At Sean Spicer’s Secret Russia Diary OR HE WILL TELL!

That means you, too Bob Mueller! No Bobs allowed!

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.

Advice For Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen, From Wonkette’s Jewish Mother

Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

Former Teacher Implores Nation To Look On The Sunny Side Of Slavery

Logic: If John C. Calhoun believed slavery was good, it must be true!