Turns out there are actually downsides to sending a demented idiot out to represent our country.
What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
It's only been a year and Karen Handel has already become a swamp creature. Will suburban Atlanta get woke?
Black people today are all up in our feelings as we watched one of our own join the vaunted ranks of the British Aristocracy.
Amazing, but true.
The times they are a-changin'
Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.
Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.
Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All
What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.
Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.