Class War

Trump Labor Pick Andy Pudzer Outsources Nomination To Robot

Looks like Trump may not get the grifty jerk he wanted to be Secretary of Labor. Where will he ever find another grifty jerk?

House Teabaggers Want To Murder All Of Obamacare RIGHT NOW, Or Die Tryin’!

Extremism in the defense of kicking people off insurance for pre-existing conditions is probably a vice, really.

How Are ‘Pro-Life’ Republicans Screwing Disabled Kids Now? A VERY MAD STORY

You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.
Not how it works after all

More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels

Florida Man worries about Death Panels.

Trump To Africa: Give Us Your Blood Diamonds!

How are we screwing African children today?

Your Early Valentine: A Health Secretary Who Hates Your Birth Control! :D

Tom Price is SO MAD about all the people out there having sex.
it's a long way down

Missouri Republicans Here To Help! (Giant Companies That Screwed You Over)

Missouri will be a LAND OF FREEDOM ... from your pesky lawsuits when the shit you buy don't work.

Judge Throws Several Books At Teens Who Vandalized Historic Black Schoolhouse

It's an innovative sentence. But can you diagram it?

Wonkette To Ad Networks: Fuck Off And Die

Scroll down to see new stories. This one's staying put a while!

Which U.S. Allies, Department Stores, Clouds, Is Donald Trump Yelling At Today?

That's some article, that Article 25!

Daily Mail Called Melania A Hooker, And Now She Can’t Sell Us First Lady Fragrances! Lawsuit!

Melania Trump is SUING. She is suing the Daily Mail for $150 million, because of an article they wrote that she believes suggested that she was maybe a hooker at one point. Now! If Melania did not work...

Fragile Xenophobic Snowflakes Triggered By Super Bowl Ads That Forgot To Hate Mexicans

One was too hot for TV, another has incited a boycott.

Trump’s FCC Guy Just Killed Poors’ Obamanet. Don’t We Feel Safer Already?

Trump's FCC Commissioner working to ensure no internet for dirty poors, hits the ground running. Are we tired of winning yet?
we don't believe you cuz we the people

The Resisters, The Resisted, and The Dumb Border Wall: Your Corporate Roundup

Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here

Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?