Class War

Son Of The Obamacare Repeal That Would Not Die Part 3: The Stupiding

You know what really Conquered The World? SINGLE PAYER.

Genius Republican Thinks Waiters Aren’t Worth Wasting Medicine On

If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

Sad Nazis Find Out Trump Is Not Their Real Daddy After All

Snowflake Nazis are the real victims here, if you think about it!

Alex Jones Sued By Greek Yogurt

Now if we can convince Alex Jones the barbecue sauce is out to get him...

It’s Time For Some Turning-Health-Care-Into-A-Game Theory!

It's like that Monopoly game at the grocery store, but you can win a root canal.

Supreme Court Bogarts Colorado’s Civil Asset Forfeitures Allllmost Unanimously. Guess Which Justice Isn’t Chill?

Can Colorado pass a cashgrab law so BAD that even Samuel Alito hates it? IT CAN!

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Not Even Trump Administration Dumb Enough To Let Exxon Drill Baby Drill With Russia

Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?

Georgia’s Runoff Election: Let The Voter Suppression Games Begin!

The Devil In The Details Went Down To Georgia

Idaho Lunatics Pretty Sure Proposed Community College Will Spread Book-Larnin’, SHARIA LAW

Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'

Praise The Lord! Neil Gorsuch Lets Jesus Into Supreme Court’s Cold Heathen (And Jewish) Heart!

You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Trump’s ‘Buy American’ Executive Order: Not Available In All Areas, Some Restrictions May Apply

Another largely empty Trump executive order. Are you sick of winning yet?