Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?
Why, yes, the Senate's Obamacare repeal will make people get sick and die. This is a surprise how?
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!
It was Talking Points vs Reality on the Sunday shows this weekend. Reality got shouted down like a guest on Bill O'Reilly's old show.
Every Republican in the Senate needs to see this video. Donald Trump needs to see this video. They won't, of course.
The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.
Why are people so mad about the Senate Obamacare repeal? Because their lives depend on it.
If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
The guy whose name is synonymous with Care has some thoughts on what the Republicans want to do to healthcare.
Your Shit Sandwich is ready, America!
Donald Trump Gets Just A Little Richer Off Only Housing Program His Budget Doesn’t Cut. No Conflict!
Donald Trump getting rich off government programs? Inconceivable!
They really shouldn't have let the death panel write this thing.
Why are local towns trying to shake down an honest businessman like Donald Trump? UNFAIR!