Class War

Trump’s Budget Guy Knows Only Way To Get Universal Health Care Is To Jail Everyone

Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...

Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Begin For Man Who Shouldn’t Be There At All

In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.

Donald Trump’s Management Tips: It’s All The Hunger Games And Shit

Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
He is so S-M-R-T and dreamy

Paul Ryan Pledged ‘Kappa Delta Let Poor People Die’ In College

It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.

Trump Budget Dude Fails To See How ‘Starving’ Is A Bad Thing

These millionaires aren't going to tax cut THEMSELVES you know!

Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017

Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!

Dutch Voters Kick Racist Geert Wilders Right In The Netherlands

Back to being a minor bobblehead in European politics.

Dumb Idiot Paul Ryan Can’t Even Pass His Own Stupid Obamacare Repeal

It's easy: Just repeal the ACA while keeping the ACA in place.

Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.

TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017

Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!

Trump, West Virginia Team Up To Free Coal Miners From Being Alive

Just think of all the hospital, rehab, and funeral home jobs this will create, too!

Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017

Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Same clusterfuck time, same clusterfuck channel

Conservatives React To TrumpCare, Call For … Wait, Single Payer?

Just a small sample of the great minds weighing in on the issue of the day.

Canadian SCOTUS Agrees: Donald Trump Is A Big Lying Crook

Yes we know what 'SCOTUS' is an acronym for. Please do not send angry emails.