Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
Seriously, what even the fuck.
Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.
Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?
Is Jenny McCarthy invited?
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
Oh, hey, Ivanka Trump doesn't pay construction contractors either. Wow. How unexpected.
The rent? It's JUST RIGHT! LOLOLOL just kidding it is too damn high.
Nature: What is it good for?
You can also get a crystal spoonful of wine for $140!
U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!
Republicans have a top secret plan for Trumpcare, Bernie Sanders does some Wrath of God, and Trump's still getting sued! Your morning news brief!
Yes she's sorry -- that you discriminated against her for being a white Trump voter!!!!!
No one should be able to deny you health care except an insurance company's call center.
A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.
Turns out Donald Trump may not be able to force everyone to work in a coal mine after all.