Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...
In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.
Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.
Nothing to see here, move along!
These millionaires aren't going to tax cut THEMSELVES you know!
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
Back to being a minor bobblehead in European politics.
It's easy: Just repeal the ACA while keeping the ACA in place.
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Just think of all the hospital, rehab, and funeral home jobs this will create, too!
Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Just a small sample of the great minds weighing in on the issue of the day.
Yes we know what 'SCOTUS' is an acronym for. Please do not send angry emails.