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Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’s Baby’ Her Son. NOPE.

Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!
Viva Sandino!

Raise Less Corn, More Hell! Everything You Need To Know For May Day

It's our fifth or 20th recitation of everything our mama taught us. You're welcome!

It’s Meatball Day! HAHAHA No, Not Trump’s Sad Brain. Meatballs For Eatin’!

I make these once a year, because I am lazy and they have like THREE STEPS. Who wants to make a dinner that takes THREE STEPS? Not me that is who!
Bowl of Warm

Shepherd’s Pie. Seasonal Food For Un-Seasonable Weather

Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.
So tender. Much flavor. Yum!

Braised Beef Shanks. Forward To The Past!

We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
Queued up, ready to ROCK!

What Stew Is It You Wanna Taste? Your Open Thread!

Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!
I am so sorry you can't see the beautiful picture. You really are missing out!

Grown-Up Chicken SO GOOD SO TASTY SO YOU MAKE IT RIGHT NOW.

OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...

Hi Handsome, Wise Donald Trump, Here Is Why You Should Nominate Hillary Clinton To The Supreme Court!

Here, President Trump, we made you a really good idea!

Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!

Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.
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Have Some Jewish Penicillin, Because We All Feel Pretty Sick Right Now

Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.

DeploraBall Guests Told Not To Heil Hitler, And No Dirty Dancing Either

Also Jim Hoft, Stupidest Man On The Internet, will now be an official White House Correspondent.
Just me, showing off my meat.

Beef Wellington: Proof That I Have Lost My Damn Mind

Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?

America Hates Obamacare So Much The Signup Deadline’s Been Extended To Handle The Crowds

Missed the Obamacare sign-up deadline yesterday? Great news!
Remain calm. Everything is norbal.

What Is This Thing Called Wonket? Is It Mean, Funny, Fake, Or Just ‘Different’? A Guide For Brad

In reply to a reader query, we try to explain what we do here.