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Remember When Hillary Clinton Almost Went To Jail Because She Fired Her Travel Agent?

You have sort of heard of 'Travelgate,' and how Hillary Clinton is the worst crimer since Bonnie AND Clyde. But what is it? Let's remember together!
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Cuddle Up Under A Blanket Of Scalloped Potatoes And Ham!

Take your cholesterol meds, and then EAT THIS NOW.
They still love us. Suckers!

Racists Reeeeeally Mad Hillary Clinton Keeps Lying That Racism Exists

Last night, in the vice presidential debate, Hillary Clinton's running mate, Tim Kaine, started talking about race and civil rights in his very first paragraph (well, after saying hi). Here's how he (non-) answered his first question, on presidential...

What Is A Lie? A Philosophical Search For Epistemological Truth Starring This Trump Campaign Idiot

What is a lie? It is a thing Donald Trump cannot do, according to campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, because first he would have to know a thing.
So there.

Wonkette’s Unsolicited Advice For How Hillary Clinton Should Debate Donald Trump, You Are Welcome!

Can Hillary unhinge Donald? Doesn't he come pre-unhinged?
In this alternate universe, the Sunday NYT has a comics section

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 18, 2016

You get in here and and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Why Do I Have An Erection When Speaking In Tongues? A Wonksplainer

A new series where Wonkette helps the internet find the answers it's really looking for!