2016 State/Local Elections

Zits of DOOOOM!

Trump Jerk Roger Stone Was Poisoned To Death By The CIA, But He Got Better

Could it have been ... SATAN?

Assholes Film Selves Torturing Mentally Disabled White Guy, So More Race War To Look Forward To, Yay

You won't see the video here! It's a safe space and whatnot.

North Carolina’s New Dem Governor Not Taking Republicans’ Power Grab Crap

North Carolina's new governor seems to think he deserves the same power his Republican predecessor had. Isn't that cute?

Democracy Experts: Sorry, North Carolina, You’re Now A Third-World Failed State

If North Carolina were a nation, we'd be sending in UN observers for its elections.

North Carolina GOP Likes To Have Some Privacy When It’s Taking A Sh*t (On Democracy)

Yay! The coup continues! Freedom! Democracy!
See what happens when you let people vote?

North Carolina Lege Knows New Democrat Governor Isn’t Really Governor Anyway

North Carolina doesn't do democracy very good. At least not if it lets Democrats win.

John Bolton Wants To Pick A Fight! Wonkagenda for Thursday, December, 15, 2016

Trump scares weapons merchants, John Bolton scares everybody, and Alex Jones learns about "The Streisand Effect". Your daily news brief!

Trump Whines And Dines With Mittens! Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Trump's scraping the bottom of the swamp, North Carolina's gerrymandered racism, and Hamilton has the best week on Broadway! Your daily news brief!

DYING To Know About TrumpCare? Wonkagenda For Tuesday, November 29, 2016

The health care you have, the health care you'll probably lose, and the AP's new rule for how to describe racists (as 'racists'!). Your daily news brief!

North Carolina Republican Gov. Won’t Concede, May Continue Fight Well Into Trump’s Third Term

These darned voters keep gettng in the way of election results the Republicans in North Carolina prefer.

Donald Trump’s Cabinet of Sadness. Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Donald Trump's stuffs his cabinet with spoiled goods, North Carolina is counting its votes AGAIN, and Russia is shoving its missiles wherever it wants. Your daily news brief!

Junior Grifter Vaping Congressdude Duncan Hunter May Be Crooked Enough For A Trump Post!

Rep. Duncan Hunter had to pay back $60,000 worth of petty grifting from his campaign funds. He's being eyed for Trump's NSA.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Old Cracker Sheriff Joe Arpaio Loses Re-Election, Still Faces Jail Time (Lock Him Up!)

America's Most Publicity-Seeking Sheriff is out on his keister.
Show everyone you voted

Nice Time Election News: Federal Judges Quite Insistent On Letting People Vote!

Democracy is breaking out all over the USA, and it's not even Spring