2016 Presidential Election

Donald Trump Jr Tried His Hand At Lawyerin’ With Congress, It Went GREAT!

Thanks, DJ! America's lawyers needed that laugh.

Trey Gowdy, Man Who Conducted Eighth Benghazi Investigation, Says Top Dem Is The Real Benghazi

Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.

Michael Flynn’s Grift To Steal Middle East For Russia (And Himself!) Would Make Sarah Palin Blush

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL?

Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.

Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump’s GOP Nomination By The Pussy

IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.

GO BACK TO ANKLE BRACELET JAIL, PAUL MANAFORT

What does Manafort do the second nobody is looking? Goes off and cuddles with a Russian spy. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. The balls on this asshole.

O GOD MAKE IT STOP! Your Daily Round Up Of Crazy White House Shit!

Here's your daily Flynnghazi roundup. Because shit is gettin' real!

Wingnuts SO MAD That Scary Messican Didn’t Shoot The Pretty White Lady On Purpose!

Anti-immigrant loons know who killed this poor woman, and it is SAN FRANCISCO LIBERALS!

Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts

Have we mentioned that Donald Trump is an ignoramus? Like, in the last ten minutes?

BREAKING DRUDGE SIRENS SHOCK VIDEO! James O’Keefe Has No Fucking Idea How Journalism Works!

Shocker: WaPo journalist does journalism right, proving that you can't trust anything WaPo says.

Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?

SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.

Matt Lauer A Harassing Pervert??? FETCH ME MY SMELLING SALTS, Said No Woman Ever.

Oh, another 'journalist' who treated Hillary like a fucking criminal is actually a serial harasser? Cool, cool.

But Michael Flynn’s Russian Uraniums!

We're sure Sean Hannity will do a Glenn Beck chart about this on his TV show tonight. You bet.

Trump Says Trump Was Lying When He Admitted To Being Pussgrabbing Trash Baby

Who you gonna believe? Donald Trump or Donald Trump?