THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.
Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.
Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???
Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?
Americans still optimistic though, asking President-elect Trump to pee on their legs, tell them it's raining.
What can a lying, notoriously litigious internet troll teach Donald Trump that he does not already know?
Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.
Watching the Russian hacking hearings? Might as well watch them at your wonkette!
Ruth Bader Ginsburg isn't resigning from the Supremes, though Diana Ross left in 1970.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)
Donald Trump's statement after his big boy intelligence briefing leaves much to be desired.
Your dance card just done filled right up!
Everything you need to know about the latest developments in the Russian hacking story!
How to eat this dish of revenge, served cold.
No one should be able to deny you health care except an insurance company's call center.