They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.
What's Hillary up to? Oh, just screwing with Trump and Mike Flynn on Twitter.
Yes, we're all sad about Michael Flynn. But how are the Russians holding up?
Hey media, DO YOUR JOBS.
Out Like Flynn: Trump’s National Security Adviser Resigns To Spend More Time With His Conspiracy Theories
The well-oiled Trump machine sheds its first weasel within the first four weeks.
Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.
Stupidest person in America.
No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean.
You wouldn't believe how easy eliminating voter fraud would be. All you need is to start with a police state...
You'd think she would have gone home after the Bowling Green Massacre.
Go way Jooz, you're bothering us!
Huh! Maybe we SHOULD look more closely at the 2016 election.
Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...
A laserlike focus on his massive ego.
Trump asked Comey to stay on when he gave him the intelligence briefing about the PEE HOOKERS.
Dickhole Smegma-Face Jason Chaffetz Needs A Manners Lesson, And Wonkette Is Just The Blog To Give It To Him
Come and listen to our gentle murmurs.