2016 Presidential Election

Deleted Comments: Six Faces Of Derp

Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.

White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)

White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!

And Now We Dance!

Dance away from Trump's 'hugs,' like Hillary did in this debate prep clip! And let's all relax and OPEN THREAD until morning!

Has Donald Trump Landed Yet?

Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?

BREAKING! Mike Pence Lying Again. For A Change.

Lies, damn lies, and VP Pence.
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Roger Stone’s #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

Roger Stone has ideas about the special prosecutor, and they are LOLOLOL!!!

Trump Blesses Coast Guard With Inspirational Speech On His Struggles As A Victim Of The Lamestream Media

As you go forth into the world, you will encounter the FAKE MEDIA WHO ARE SO MEAN TO ME, DONALD TRUMP!!!!

And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given

Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!

FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN, FUCK YOU IN THE BOTTOM WITH A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL

LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!

Fox Celebrates Comey News With Wall-To-Wall Coverage Of Hillary Murder Fox News Made Up

If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?

Supreme Court Not Having North Carolina’s Jim Crow, Thanks And Fuck You

SCOTUS is not having it with this OOPSIE accidental voter discrimination!

Joe And Mika Say Kellyanne Conway Has An Actual Human Soul, But We’re Calling Bullshit

FAKE NEWS RIGHT HERE, COME GET YOUR FAKE NEWS.

‘Get Me Roger Stone’ Is A Very Good Movie About A Very Bad Human Being

One of the biggest deplorables in the basket.

Well, ‘Voting’ Was Fun While It Lasted!

Thank goodness someone's getting to this vital nonexistent problem.

Trump Has First Performance Review In Oval Office With His Boss, The Russian Ambassador

The Russian AV Club will be meeting in the Oval after sixth period.