Trump's kids want security clearances, Canadians want butt stuff, and ONE more Senate race! Your daily news brief.
Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
Let's take one last look at some of the top Senate races, for America!
Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
David Duke doesn't hate ALL Jews. Just the ones who are in on the conspiracy.
Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!
Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!
Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.
What is it about Tammy Duckworth that makes her opponents so stupid?
The Bundy Bunch gets off, K Street revs up, and a Sportsball update! Here's your morning news brief!
Never confirming any judicial nominees would be constitutional, according to douches. Stupid, and terrible, but constitutional.
Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!
Maryland U.S. Senate Debate Enlivened By Party-Crashing Green Candidate Doctor Woman (No A Different One)
Why didn't Jill Stein just rush the stage like this? Oh, yeah, Secret Service.
Darrell Issa didn't do jack about the problem for two years, because he was too busy investigating Benghazi. Here's hoping the Democrat colonel guy he's running against is better at 'Congress.'
Newt Gingrich hates sex, "Wal-Mart Moms", and Rush Limbaugh is SHOCKED about an old gay man. Here's your morning news brief!