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Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked

Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.

Guest Post From A Minnesota Lawyer Knee-Deep In The Refugee Ban Sh*t

Hey, just asking: Is DHS acting, you know, 'legally' by ignoring a judge's orders?

Here Is Your ALL-DAY Wonk-tacular Election News Post, Which Will Be Updated ALL DAY!

All the presidential election news your little heart can handle! Keep refreshing this page every 30 seconds all day!
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Daily Caller: Never Forget That Black Lady Who Used To Be Blackness Czar Racisted A White General, With Racism

Hot on the heels of the Helter-Skelter-provoking interview with Barack and Michelle Obummer in People magazine, in which they had the uppityness to claim that maybe being black maybe isn’t always a sunshine-and-daisies walk in the park in U.S....

Blind Item! What Coupled-Up DC ‘Journalist’ Guy Is Hitting On Chicks And Then Standing Them Up?

Blind item! Gossipy thing! Drudge siren! Which blatantly coupled-up DC "journalist" guy (just kidding about the "journalist" part) is going around hitting on DC women, and then standing them up? We wonder if you will ever be able to...

Bryan Fischer Blessed My Hot Gay Marriage

Yr Wonkette is pleased to bring you a special guest bloogpost by longtime commenter ElviouslyQueer. And congratulations, EQ! What has your intrepid correspondent, the beloved Elviouslyqueer, been up to this weekend? GLAD YOU ASKED! I was in Minnesota, at the...

Sister Wives: Creepy Dad Throws Creepy Party For Creepy Family, Creepy Self

This week’s episode of “Sister Wives” was more a mash up than an episode. It felt like the editors didn’t have enough on one topic, so cobbled a bunch of things together to generate 45 minutes of outcasted Mormon...

A Very Angry Guest Post About Annette Funicello

A guest post from your comrade "Lou Cabron." And speaking of sluts, three weeks ago pastor Steven Anderson strolled into his Arizona church with proof that "the birth control movement" was promoting whoredom. So the pastor waves around his flimsy...

Literally Everyone Is A Better Choice Than Piers Morgan For A CNN Nightly News Show

Piers Morgan should not be making headlines. It simply isn’t news to discover that his catastrophically low-rated show is being canceled. But that’s not to say the story shouldn’t have been covered. It should have been covered every day....

Science Nice Time: Rumors of Adorable Moon Rover Jade Rabbit’s Death Greatly Exaggerated

Have you heard about Yùtù? No, we do not mean the rock band. Yùtù is Mandarin for “Jade Rabbit,” and is the name of the lunar rover in China's Chang'e 3 mission. Jade Rabbit has been rolling...

Chuck Todd’s Feelings About Congressional Budget Office Report On Obamacare Probably Most Important Thing About It

This morning the Congressional Budget Office released a new report on the nation’s fiscal outlook for the next ten years. About thirty seconds later partisans on both sides of the ideological divide started spinning that the report was...

‘I Killed Breitbart’ Review: What Chris Faraone Saw at the Revolution

by Dan Weber I don't care whether his family's feelings are hurt or not. If they are, they can take comfort from the extraordinary piety, stupidity, and, generally speaking, the uniformity of coverage of the man's death.  -Christopher Hitchens, on the...

Scenarios For The Inevitable Rob Ford Biopic

By Kaleb Horton Rob Ford is dead. His story is finished: he has reached the peak scandal level afforded by his office. Rob Ford drinks vodka in the woods and smokes crack on camera and darkness has descended on Toronto....

Global Wine Shortage Could Spell Doom For Dinner Parties, Street Living

Soon we will be rationing wine like common paupers, Margo. The thought of it! Morgan Stanley Research took a major dump on everyone’s Halloween by releasing a report outlining a global undersupply in cases of wine, about 300 million. This...

Should Gay Marriage Be Outlawed Because Gays Can’t Sex Each Other In Missionary? Your Wonkette Investigates

We thought we had heard all the excuses for why gay people should be denied the right to get married, but this is a new one: An anti-gay politico in Mexico, Ana María Jiménez Ortiz, has determined that gay people...