Sara K. Smith
Sara K. Smith was Wonkette's morning editor from 2008 to 2010, and now contributes a weekly (?!) column to Wonkette, to prove she still loves you all!
Poor old John McCain is having a hard time these days, now that his party has been taken over by nativist ignoramus lunatics who have no respect for an ancient WAR HERO who once teamed up with a liberal Jew to take away Americans’ most precious freedom: the freedom to let Saudi corporations run political [...]
Look, it’s Max Baucus’s summer boyfriend, Mike Enzi! Mike Enzi has it so easy because he has a simple four-letter last name. Some people are not so lucky. In this video, note how fluently Mike Enzi says “ACORN” and how he cannot say “Blagojevich” at all. What, was this guy living under a buffalo for [...]
Good heavens is pretty much anyplace on earth vulnerable to earthquakes these days? (The answer is yes.) [NBC Chicago] Childhood obesity is here to stay, due to motorcars and iPods, and there is nothing Michelle Obama and her fancy arms can do about THAT. [AP] A new ABC News/Washington Post poll shows that people are [...]
An historic thing happened this weekend, a first-time ever event that served as an example to millions of Americans who have ever felt down or out! We refer, of course, not to the Saints winning the Super Bowl, but Sarah Palin actually showing up for an event that she headlined. (Historically minded Palin watchers will [...]
Nobody’s entirely sure how many, if any, workers are still unaccounted for in the wake of a power plant explosion in Connecticut on Sunday. [Hartford Courant] The New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl, proving that Barbara Bush was exactly right when she said that the city’s residents would benefit from Hurricane Katrina. [ESPN] Many [...]
Did you know that Demon Sheep Tom Campbell once impersonated Elvis at a party, just like Rod Blagojevich? And did you know that the person who made Carly Fiorina’s famous ad was one Fred Davis, who also made the terrible “Celebrity” ad (Barack Obama=Paris Hilton, plus phallic symbols) a couple years back? Who wouldn’t want [...]
HERE IS THAT JON STEWART THING WITH BILL O’REILLY: Good thing nobody has jobs anymore, because if they did, they would have to spend today working instead of looking at this interminable video, which is maybe interesting? Or not? Jon Stewart looks awfully … gray, in the face. “You’re lucky you’re not hanging from your [...]
Poor frustrated reader “bob” has clearly driven himself insane, trying to print out this Internet thing.
The president of Toyota — a tiny but prosperous island nation in Southeast Asia — apologized for selling people murderous demon-cars, but nobody will be satisfied until actual heads roll. [New York Times] Another day of Shia religious festivals, another day of bombings. [BBC News] Here is some tasty fresh two-day-old news! Jon Stewart went [...]
Dennis Hastert, you remember this comically repellent monster? Once he was a Speaker of the House, and then he resigned to go work in George W. Bush’s secret cryogenics laboratory where he toils to this day trying to make the Earth’s largest dildo out of recycled human organs. Anyway, Hastert has a son who wanted [...]
Iran shot a rat, two turtles, and a worm into space. (This is what happens when Obama cuts the NASA budget.) [Los Angeles Times] Having fixed the economy and America’s health care problems, President Obama now turns his attention to energy policy. [AP] Admiral Mike Mullen thinks gays should be allowed to serve in the [...]
John King! He is that CNN guy who hosts that thing, and he’s married to whatsername! And now he is departing that thing to host some other thing, leaving behind a bleeding wound in the heart of CNN’s Sunday morning programming. Naturally, this is all the fault of the orange-headed former Mexican-hating space entrepreneur, Lou [...]
So uh apparently Rush Limbaugh was a judge for the latest Miss America competition? And they played some song by Lady Gaga, and Rush stood up and danced? And this was very important, politically. (Gross.) [Politico via Alan Colmes' Liberaland]
President Obama has a tasty new budget cooked up for us and it is full of deficits, even though President Bush handed him a booming economy with a $200 billion surplus just one year ago. [AP] A popular Shiite holiday featuring a pilgrimage to Karbala proved irresistible for a suicide bomber, who killed herself and [...]
