Sara K. Smith

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Sara K. Smith was Wonkette's morning editor from 2008 to 2010, and now contributes a weekly (?!) column to Wonkette, to prove she still loves you all!

President Obama and the other president, Hillary Rodham Clinton, have forged a strong partnership in spite of their bruising campaign battle because maybe both are adults or something? A new poll shows that many...

You know who likes Harry Reid? A "slave boss" from Dubai, who used slave labor to build Dubai's architecturally adventurous hospitality industry edifices, so Harry Reid is basically Simon Legree! Which makes sense, when...

Ha ha, remember when the 2009 budget bill passed and every single Republican on the face of the planet was OUTRAGED because of earmarks? (Well, mostly just John McCain.) Now the tables have turned...

Thai anti-government protesters are continuing with their extremely unsanitary practice of pouring their own blood on things, in public. President Obama will pull a "Nixon visits China" over at Fox News, which means that...

Arlen Specter is such a loser he would do anything to win, such as RADICALLY shifting his positions from those of a liberal Republican to a conservative Democrat! Just so that he could stay...

Are you one of the fistful of Americans who cares what Rielle Hunter does with her life since she bravely bore the child of the android King of Vulgarian Monticello, Mr. Johnny Edwards? Well,...

A new standard for protest has been set in Thailand, and now Tea Partiers look like a bunch of nancies for not throwing (human?) blood at the buildings of their rivals. Relations between the...

Science proves that there is nothing wrong with people hot-tubbing in the nude near each other, even when one person is 28 and the other person is 15. In spite of this fact, some...

HORRIBLE BUMMER: The Africkan Creature that ran through the streets of Atlanta on one memorable rush hour not too long ago has been put down. Apparently he messed up his hooves on his crazy...

Set your alarm clock! Pre-orders for Apple's latest slickly packaged menstrual product for ladies commence on April 3. Huzzah, the government will stop subsidizing student lenders and will just make direct loans to students...

Most politicians who arrive in Washington resembling relatively fit and attractive humans quickly become repulsive monsters, because the restaurants serve nothing but cheesy bread products and the Congressional gym is booby trapped with...

Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com Here is some awesome video from Glenn Beck's amazing interview with Eric Massa, the man who was run out of office by a churlish nude White House Chief...

People might hate President Obama, but they hate Congress more, so ... epic win for healthcare reform (if Obama fires Congress)? Chief Justice Roberts does not think the Supreme Court is above criticism --...

PASS THIS IMPORTANT BILL IMMEDIATELY: "Movie and TV productions with gay characters could be ineligible for a tax credit being considered in the state House." Good thing Miami Vice is over!

Hey, so, slow news month! Nothing much happening except the normal earthquakes and Iraqi elections and, of course, your usual totally innocent racist email about the Obamas which was thoughtlessly forwarded by some douche...

Your Earthquake of the Week is brought to you by the residents of eastern Turkey. It's International Women's Day. Have you bought a card and flowers for your favorite international woman? Men who have...

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