Sara Benincasa

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Sara Benincasa is a screenwriter, recovering stand-up comedian and the author of "Real Artists Have Day Jobs" (William Morrow 2016); "DC Trip" (Adaptive 2015); "Great" (HarperTeen 2014); and "Agorafabulous!: Dispatches From My Bedroom" (William Morrow 2012). She also wrote a very silly joke book called "Tim Kaine Is Your Nice Dad." In 2017, she adapted "DC Trip" as a screenplay with Bona Fide, Gunpowder & Sky, and Adaptive Studios. She also adapted "Agorafabulous" as a pilot for TV with Academy Award-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody. Born and raised in New Jersey, she attended Emerson College, graduated from Warren Wilson College, and got a masters degree in teaching from Teachers College at Columbia University. She lives in Los Angeles and she's working on an untitled novel for Adaptive Books.

A Gross Love Letter To The Mooch, From His Girlfriend Sara Benincasa

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Sara Benincasa’s ‘Real Artists Have Day Jobs’ Comprises Many Chapters, Words. Buy Her Book!

Hello citizens! It is I, Sara Benincasa, longtime Wonkette contributor and longer-time Wonkette commenter. I am here to tell you about my new book, Real Artists Have Day Jobs, which you can obtain via preorder or REGULAR ORDER, depending...

Sara Benincasa’s ‘D.C. Trip,’ By Sara Benincasa, Reviewed. (By Sara Benincasa)

Oh, hello. My name is Sara Benincasa, and I have long been a contributor to yr Wonkette. Anyway, I am here on yr Wonkette to review my own lertest berk or “latest book,” a rollicking novel titled “DC Trip.”...

An Open Letter To People Who Water Their Lawns During A Drought

Dear Neighbors: Hello. Hi. How are you? I'm fine. Well, actually, that's a lie. I am not fine. I am enraged. I am livid. I am ready to freak the fuck out. Why? Because we're in the midst of the...

Your American Horoscope For America And Other American Stuff At You Too

Today is Freedom Eve, so naturally we are celebrating over at Happy Nice Time People! Between the apple pie, the guns, and the glory, we don't know what to do with ourselves! But don't worry, we've got your horoscopes...

American Astrology: Horoscopes For True Patriots

Happy 4th of July! Are you an American? Great! Then I can tell you everything you need to know about yourself, based exclusively on your Sun Sign. If you are not an American, stop reading RIGHT THE FUCK NOW,...

We Explain How To Not Kill Yourself On Your Birthday Watching Rick Santorum’s Hobby Lobby Movie

Happy Nice Time People is many things -- fun, funny, dark, weird, fascinating, light, sassy, fluffy -- but most of all it is not afraid to be servicey. Thus, we sometimes delve into the world of mental health, as...

The Supreme Court Tamed All The Sluts In Today’s Happy Links!

It is so stupid, to not be born a man. It is the dumbest thing a person could possibly do, yet fully 51% of the population has committed this sin! We are so grossed out by this, and we...

10 Hobby Lobby Products That Sound Like Birth Control But Aren’t

Today's SCOTUS decision on birth control has us feeling creative! In addition to writing a fantastic one-act play called "The Taming Of The Slut," we've compiled a list of ten Hobby Lobby products that sound like birth control or abortifacients...

The Taming Of The Slut: A One Act Play Inspired By Today’s SCOTUS Hobby Lobby Decision

The curtain opens on a  generic office setting. THE BOSS sits behind a desk, feet up, hands folded behind head. His employee, LADY WORKER, enters, looking nervous.  LADY WORKER: You wanted to see me? THE BOSS: Yes, yes. Do sit down,...

We Got Mad About A Thing In Today’s Happy Links!

Haha, today was the day we were finally able to use the term *shots fired* like the thugs we are. Why? Because we debuted Kaili Joy's new fabulous column, I Am Mad About A Thing. It is the most...

The Time An Abortion Protester ‘Counseled’ Me

Yesterday's SCOTUS decision striking down a protester buffer ring around Massachusetts health clinics made me remember the time I got "counseled" by a man protesting Planned Parenthood. He yelled "MURDERER!" at me and waved a Bible. I was 25, scared, and...

We’re Liveblogging US Vs Germany In Your AM Happy Links!

GOOOOOAAAAAAAL! This is a thing Spanish-speaking commentator gents will say on the teevee today, hopefully when the US scores a million bajillion points against Germany. We've got a whole lotta fun goin' on at Happy Nice Time People! We're liveblogging...

Why Today’s U.S. Vs Germany Soccer Match Is Hitler’s (And Ann Coulter’s!) Worst Nightmare

Today's match is Hitler's nightmare scenario: a US team with a German national hero as a coach plus a bunch of international players with dual citizenship, including five guys with German moms and African-American service member dads. It is...

We Heard About The Lamest Orgy Ever In Your PM Happy Links!

Whew! A lot happened this afternoon over at Happy Nice Time People. Mainly, the Internet went INSANE on us for our earlier post, Please Stop Bragging About Your Husband On Facebook. People got so happy about it, and also so...

Indiana Is Your New Gayest State Today! Hooray!

There are so many gay states in the union, but today Indiana is the gayest of all! That's because a federal judge struck down Indiana's same-sex marriage ban. And the Hoosiergays (this is their name) have ALREADY STARTED MARRYING! Marion...