Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Who Wants To Watch Frank Luntz’s Trump-Hatin’ Focus Group LOSE ITS SHIT? (ME! ME! I DO!)

Be like this awesome focus group, and #RESIST!
Mama grizzly has a mad

Let’s Just Cut Out The Grifty Middle-Woman And Make Sarah Palin Head Of The Air Force!

This grifty Heather Wilson lady is no match for our Sister Sarah! UNFAIR!

Donald Trump Gives Self Credit For Most Exciting Oscars Screw-Up Ever, Because Of Course He Does

And Breitbart is just the outlet to get an Oval Office interview about it! Also, your Open Thread!

DNC Picks Perez As Chair, Ellison Being Totally Cool About It, AS WILL ALL OF YOU

Don't make me pull this car over, commenters.

Mike Pence And Paul Ryan Can GETTTTTTTTT FUUUUUUUUCKED

Mike Pence and Paul Ryan have thoughts about Obamacare. We have thoughts about them GETTING FUCKED.

Uber Man CRIES Because Company Is So Terrible, Sexist, Everyone Hates It So Much

You know who sucks? It is Uber, again!
us, next year

Oh No Ivanka Trump Didn’t Pay Her Taxes! She Must Have FORGOT!

Oh also she 'forgot' to pay for her diamonds. Whoops!

WHO’S Trump’s ‘Enemy Of The People’? HOORAY, IT IS US!

Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...

Mike Pence Said A Nice Thing About Black People

Weird, right?

Justin Trudeau Offers To Let Idiot Trump Cheat Off His Report On The Holocaust

Once again, Justin Trudeau shows 'President' Trump how things are done.

When Texas Senator Tells Little Lady To Shut Her Mouth, She’ll Shut Her Fucking Mouth, Ya Hear?

When the gavel goes UP, the mouth goes SHUT.

Cops: It’s True, These Republican Congressmen Are GIANT PUSSIES

All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD.

Trump Explains Rise In Anti-Semitism To Scared Jews: I’m Very Popular!

Jews, Trump choo-choo-chooses YOU!