No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean.
The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...
Forces of light: 1. Sith lords: 0.
Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.
Don't say we never gave you nothing! Oh yeah also: your open thread!
That Time Jeff Sessions Asked Sally Yates If She Would Follow An Unlawful Order And She Was Like ‘Nah’
Oh Jeff Sessions, you dumb twat.
Also, probably, #lockherup.
Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Proves He Is Fascist, Sh*thead, Shouldn’t Be In Charge Of A Rest Stop Bathroom
David Clarke has 'thoughts' on the Muslim Ban protest. Also, is the White House still defying all those judges? It turns out: yes!
Go way Jooz, you're bothering us!
Put on your protesting shoes, New York City. You have an urgent assignment, and it starts NOW.
OH MY GOSH SUCH AMAZING STORIES!
Punching Nazis: How often should you do it?
Hi Handsome, Wise Donald Trump, Here Is Why You Should Nominate Hillary Clinton To The Supreme Court!
Here, President Trump, we made you a really good idea!
Also the greatest? YOUR OPEN THREAD!
Dickhole Smegma-Face Jason Chaffetz Needs A Manners Lesson, And Wonkette Is Just The Blog To Give It To Him
Come and listen to our gentle murmurs.