Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.

New York City Spending One Million A Day To Protect Donald Trump, But It’s Cool Because He’s Not Black

Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets. New York City does not particularly return his affection. VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed...

Trump And Kellyanne Conway: If The President Does It, That Means It’s *Not* Illegal!

Don't worry, Trump has lawyers telling him all the things he's doing are fine. And they've never steered him wrong before!
It's the bloody tears that really make this one work

Judge Swearing In New Citizens Not Real Hep To Any Of These New-Fangled ‘Amendments’

Would you like to meet a man who holds one of the highest public offices in our country, and that is "judge"? Yes you would, because dude is THE BEST: “I can assure you that whether you voted for him...

Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard Just Met With Donald Trump, So That’s … Neat?

We need to talk about Kevin populism, and identity politics, and Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard. Does that mean you get to go hogwild in the comments? It does not. We have stopped the fighting, and the fingerpointing blame-gaming,...
Smiling Trump is the only thing scarier than shouty Trump

Trump Already Shaking Down Foreign Diplomats For Access, Via His Stupid Hotel. Winning!

Nothing to see here, just the president-elect shaking down foreign diplomats for access. FUN! :D

New York Times Lady Simply Aghast VP-Elect Mike Pence Got Booed At ‘Hamilton’

Faint your pearls and clutch your couches, VP-elect Mike Pence got booed at Hamilton! And the civility police are ON THE CASE!

Miami Starbucks Trump Man Very Sorry … That The Black Barista Reverse-Racismed Him

Viral video Starbucks Trump man says he hadn't taken his meds and is sorry ... that the barista hates Trumpers and white people.

Be Like This White Guy Telling This Other White Guy To Stop Yelling ‘Trump’ At The Black Starbucks Barista

Be the human safety pin you want to see in the world.

Junior Grifter Vaping Congressdude Duncan Hunter May Be Crooked Enough For A Trump Post!

Rep. Duncan Hunter had to pay back $60,000 worth of petty grifting from his campaign funds. He's being eyed for Trump's NSA.

Wonkette Self-Care For Nov. 16: This Terrible Angelina Jolie Movie

Here is a thing you can watch that is not about politics. And it. is. THE. WORST!
Artistic rendering.

Los Angeles Police Chief To Trump: Nah Mang, We Ain’t Doing Your Dirty Work

LAPD Chief Charlie Beck says deportation is 'not our job; nor will I make it our job.' Applause!

Mike Pence’s Dog Ate His Transition Homework

Trump team might not be awesome at this whole 'governing' thing.

Time For Rand Paul’s Biannual Five Minutes Of Sense

Rand Paul thinks neither Rudy Giuliani nor John Bolton should be Secretary of State. Look for more sense from him in 2018!