Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Minneapolis/St. Paul, We’re Gonna Make It Tonight After All!

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
And for what? For a little loud music. There's more to life than worrying about loud music, you know. Don'tcha know that?

Fargo, North Dakota, It’s A Beautiful Day!

No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.

Is Wonkette’s GET YOUR GUNS OFF MY LAWN Tour Coming At YOU NEXT WEEK? (Yes.)

For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!

Is Ivanka Trump A Dirty, Dirty Girl? FBI ‘Counterintelligence’ Is Just Wondering!

We're sure Ivanka's sleeping very well tonight.
Sexpot Lady Journo Twitter Pic.

L’SHANA TOVA, BITCHES, From Your Best Wonkette!

Who are the best website readers in the history of the universe? I THINK YOU KNOW!

Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens’ March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go

YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.

Portland And Spokane, We Gon Pizza And Beer You!

Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!

White House: No No No, Trump Was Defending The *Rapist* Not The *Wife-Beater*!

They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.

Oregon Hippies And Punx, See Us In Bend Tuesday Night!

Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.

‘I Heard Him Screaming At You In The Night, And I Was Scared’

But no pictures, so it doesn't count.
These new advisors will definitely tighten things up

RENO 2/11! Wonkette Is Buying You Spicy Meatballs!

Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!

Sorry, Puerto Rico, That FEMA Thought This One Lady Could Make You 30 Million Hot Meals

How could FEMA give Chef Jose Andres a $30 million contract to feed Puerto Rico when it was busy giving $156 million to this lady who couldn't?

It’s 5:30 A.M.: Do You Know Where Your Children Will Live?

Let's be kind today.

I Can’t Believe I Used To Think Paul Manafort Was The Boring One, HOLY JESUS SHIT!

All the best people. All the best sociopathic dictator-loving thieving people.