KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
We're sure Ivanka's sleeping very well tonight.
Who are the best website readers in the history of the universe? I THINK YOU KNOW!
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!
They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.
Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.
But no pictures, so it doesn't count.
Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!
How could FEMA give Chef Jose Andres a $30 million contract to feed Puerto Rico when it was busy giving $156 million to this lady who couldn't?
Let's be kind today.
Also, SPOKANE! You got ADDED!
All the best people. All the best sociopathic dictator-loving thieving people.