Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Time Is A Flat Circle: Donald Trump, Al Gore, And James Lee Witt Edition

Memories. Misty-colored memories.

Trump Had No Idea He’s Raising Taxes On Middle Class. Trump Should Read Wonkette.

Trump should spend less time at Infowars and more time at yr Wonkette! He can start with your OPEN THREAD!

Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma And Cali Coast: Clean Up, Company’s Coming!

Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!

Politifact NAILS Hillary Clinton For Crime Of Being Hillary Clinton

Sorry, but we are feeling a LITTLE PERSNICKETY.
Watch where you point that thing, bub

Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!

Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!

A List Of All The Women Who Are To Blame For Harvey Weinstein Being A Sex Pig, By Some Idiots

Behind every successful man is a woman who DIDNT EVEN STOP HIM.

Las Vegas Reax Day Two: More Shitmouths, With Mouths Dripping With Shit

What's so noble about being dead?

Jesus Christ Now Tom Petty Is Dead Too

Can't take much more of today you guys.

Tucker Carlson Now Being Gross And Weird About The Jews

Wait, that can't be right.

Puerto Rico? Huh? DO YOU NOT SEE TRUMP IS BUSY WITH A FOOTBALL EMERGENCY!!!

Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.
bit of the anthony weiner to this one

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Going To Jail

Oh. How sad.

Your Wonkette Weekly Top Ten Has Excellent Taste In Terrible Men!

Something about women in leggings, women-beating billionaires, and Roy Moore racist, LIKE JESUS!