Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

This Is Fuckin’ BAD Y’ALL

This will probably be the last post of the night, unless Pence decides to 25A him before morning.

Come Eat Meats With Us TONIGHT, Portland, Oregon, OR BE MURDERED. (Also, Your Open Thread)

Not in Portland? Then hang out here, in your open thread!

Trump Lies That He Thought Obama Was Joshin’ When He Said Not To Hire Crazy Dick Mike Flynn

Funny how? Funny like a clown? Does Barack Obama amuse you?

Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’s Baby’ Her Son. NOPE.

Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!

Hillary Clinton Bringing Out Men’s Scary, Spitty Rage Strokes Again, By Existing. What A Bitch!

Yesterday, we all enjoyed ourselves watching Hillary Clinton sit on a stage with Christiane Amanpour and talk about life, the universe, and how "her opponent" (she meant Donald Trump) is a dumb lunatic who can get effed. The media lost...

Portland Put On That Party Dress!

We are coming to throw meat at your face! Also it's your open thread!
Viva Sandino!

Raise Less Corn, More Hell! Everything You Need To Know For May Day

It's our fifth or 20th recitation of everything our mama taught us. You're welcome!

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO Of Fox’s Jesse Watters Ambushed On Family ‘Vacation’

This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.

Trump’s Tax Plan So Simple Even A Trump Could Understand!

What's good for the Trumps is good for America! And everybody gets a share!

Fox Idiot: I Did Not Make A Blowjob Joke About That Woman, Ivanka Trump

Poor Jesse Watters. Born with a silver dick in his mouth.
We knew we'd heard that slogan before!

I Don’t Know How To Tell You This But Fox News *Might Have Been* Racist To Black Employees

It is almost like there is some sort of culture of depravity at work.

Your Gentle Monthly Reminder To PONY THE FUCK UP TO YR WONKETTE, SONS

COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!