Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.

Idiot goes on TV, says Hillary Clinton will pick a female Republican to be her VP. We put this idea right where it belongs.

Donald Trump definitely did not make those phone calls pretending to be a PR spokesman for Donald Trump that Donald Trump admitted Donald Trump made.

Politico wrote a very dumb thing about the possibility that Elizabeth Warren may like Hillary Clinton. Imagine that!

Harry Reid has had enough of walking Panama Papers villain Alan Grayson giving Democrats a bad name. If they have a catfight, will they maybe kiss?

Missoula, Montana, is a college town full of liberals where you won't even get burned for a witch for having an "I Love Obamacare" sticker on your Prius, and it is where I live...
A true work of naive American art and his painting

George Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun used to "end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin" (by killing him). Isn't that neat?

No, Facebook isn't 'censoring' conservative news outlets. They just want everyone's money is all!
Viva sandino!

Everything your mother should have taught you, and that mine did. Happy Mother's Day, sweetlings!
These guys'll do it.

Bigot folk, have the fruits and nuts been demanding that you hand over your plaid slipcovered couch, for them to pork on? Well you have a hero in Wonkette favorite Gordon Klingenschmitt, who used...
Smiling Trump is the only thing scarier than shouty Trump

Donald Trump thinks America's creditors won't mind a good stiffing.

Barack Obama did Barack Obama's very favorite thing Saturday night, and that is "making fun of Donald Trump." Did Donald Trump get so frowny madface that he immediately started running for president afterward? Nah,...
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

The granddaddy of liberal internet news sites, Salon, has taken time off from begging the FBI to put Hillary Clinton in email jail, and urging young folk to skip voting this year if Hillary...

Where is harpy/constant rag/culture scold Andrea Peyser when we need her? Has she forsaken and abandoned the New York Post? Certainly, under her gimlet eye the Post could never run what at first glance...

John Boehner called Ted Cruz many mean names like "Lucifer" and "miserable son of a bitch" and "Ted Cruz." This is old news from hours ago. But now Ted Cruz has responded, and it...
Nope, can't take the Ferrari to prison with you.

Funtimes at the US Supreme Court! In hearing an appeal to former Virginia Governor and current felon Bob McDonnell's conviction for Duke Cunningham levels of bribe-taking, the court seemed to be questioning whether federal...

Ted Cruz has announced that yes indeed, he has chosen America's new mommy, and it is Carly Fiorina! As we write, he is STILL FUCKING TALKING 30 MINUTES LATER, and ... BREAKING! It seems...

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