Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.
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Princess ... Kate? That very pretty woman who married Prince William. She is quite lovely! Her sister has a nice butt! She wears really nice clothes that always seem appropriate! She had very bad...
Screencaps of Bernie smiling are a bit difficult to find

LOL but probably not. Anyway, Bernie (WHOM WE LIKE) gave Hillary less of a whomping than is usual in really really really white states. AP reports he's received 56 percent of caucus votes (which are...
Christ, what an asshole

Florida Governor and Lizard Person Rick Scott got an earful from a mad woman at Starbuck's this week, and he unliked that enough to take out an ad calling her an anarchist who...

Never-say-die Trump-humpers Breitbart "News" have some important politics facts to throw at ya, and that is that '90s sitcom star Kirstie Alley (who looks good!) likes some of the things that Donald Trump says....
RIP that one time he was cute.

If nominated for the presidency Paul Ryan will say "aw hell naw" and if elected he will not ... wait, what's this??? Oh, it is just a new ad from Paul Ryan, speaker of...

HOLD THE PRESSES. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders did two stupid things that actually are not stupid at all and everybody needs to shut the fuck up cuz this shit is stupid. First, Bernie Sanders...

Bill Clinton has been yelling at black people again. Specifically, he's been yelling at protesters from Black Lives Matter, calling them dishonest liars who stick up for murderers and crack dealers. (The bad kind...
Donald Trump with his First Lady AKA his daughter.

Nobody hates Ivanka Trump. I mean, do they? She isn't at all an idiot, has a nice kind of common-sense gravitas, is easy on the eyes, and reportedly has been valiantly attempting to get...

Hillary Clinton, because she has been warned by her media coaches (which she has because she is a phony) not to actually drink the blood of rival campaign managers while anyone is watching, replied...
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You might think Hillary Clinton is a feminist, but you are wrong. This week, she said "the unborn person does not have constitutional rights," and said "person" instead of "fetus." Then she said you...
News man.

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Above you will find a video from Bill O'Reilly. It is a stupid video, there is no need to watch it. In this stupid video, which you should definitely...
Yep.

Dinesh D'Souza has a new movie coming out, and it is about Hillary Clinton and how she is a very very bad man. For instance! She borrowed Barack Obama's time machine and went back...

A bitch judge who is probably totally on the rag won't let Larry Klayman represent Cliven Bundy and his misshapen sons, because she says Larry Klayman is bad at law and lied to her...

That is lots of levels of dumb, mostly because sorry he wasn't spending more time sliding into your DMs, he was BUSY MAKING OBAMACARE AND LILLY LEDBETTER AND EVERY OTHER THING HE DID IN...

The Obama administration announced recently that for the all the months in a row, more jobs have been created in America than destroyed. This is good news, wouldn't you say? Then you are not...

The other day, Donald Trump said an honest thing, and it was "if you are going to make abortion illegal, there has to be, like, a punishment because that is how illegal works." (He...

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