Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Let 10-Year-Old Quillaine Teach This Fake ‘Pickle’ Boy How To Write Letters To That Jerkoff, The President

Pickle kisses Trump's ass like a common Scaramucci. Quillaine shows him how it is done.

Serious Question: Is Anthony Scaramucci A Clinton Mole?

Silvertongued Scaramucci says Trump wants to make healthcare more like Comcast and the airlines. So ... huh!

PISSED OFF? NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE? YOU AND US BOTH BABY.

NOW IS THE BASEBALL CAP OF OUR DISCONTENT. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Uh-Oh! Internet Fuckery Is Afoot At Snopes.com!

Why is Internet Giant Snopes.com having to Gofundme its operating expenses? We read the lawsuit so you don't have to!

Liveblogging New Press Sec Anthony Scaramucci As He Hypnotizes Us Like The Jungle Book Snake!

How is today different from all other days? Spicer out, a new sheriff in the comms department, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders turning on the idiot box!

Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.

Wonkette Now More Securerer Than Trump Hotels!

Hi there stranger, buy a lady a drink?

Sarah Palin Literally Just Went Full Nazi. This Is Not A Drill.

We're seriously not kidding.

The Student Becomes The Master Of The Stupidest Man On The Internet

If we don't blow them, who will?

Trump Wanders Lonely As A Cloud

Donald Trump is wandering off again.

Literally Anyone Else 2020! Now Your Head Is Not Naked!

In Not Trump's name we pray, amen. Be less naked, and OPEN THREAD!

Chris Christie Beaches Himself

Oh no Chris Christie eated all the beaches!