The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...
So this is how it's going to go, see?
Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy
You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!
It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!
LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!
No news here, but we figure you deserve an OPEN THREAD.
Pocatello, IDAHO? Are we even kidding? (We are not!)
Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?
Pussycat pussycat I love you, yes I do!
Middle class (and poors, lol) are you ready for your boning?
Pro-Darrell Issa demonstration is four sad losers. Anti-Darrell Issa demonstration is 580 PATRIOTS IN COSTUME.
Russia tried to incite a black people War on Christmas. Vlad fail!
Sometimes you just have to admire it.
Boy, These Montana ‘Pastors’ Running For Senate And All Their Different Names And GoFundMes, I Don’t Know!
These people are craaaaazy.
California knows how to party.
One pussy that doesn't grab back.