Rebecca Schoenkopf

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You too can scam your way to the Republican nomination. Ask me how!

Moody's analyzed Donald Trump's economic plans. They are very bad, if what you want is "an economy."

You can say one thing about Donald Trump: he definitely surrounds himself with only the best.

Anonymous hedge fund managers want to know: Why won't Elizabeth Warren stop breaking the economy?

The transcripts will be redacted to avoid the part where the shooter claimed to be a big ol' ISIS-loving terror jerk.

Gretchen Carlson calls for banning assault weapons, right there on Fox. Good for you, Gretchen Carlson. See you being sensible in another five years!

Erick Erickson is pretty mad at gay people for making it all about them. Also, he is very stupid.

Stacey Dash is sorry you got murdered, gay people!

Donald Trump doesn't want your congratulations -- ! -- on the Orlando gay nightclub shooting. Just kidding, he totally does.

Baby pictures are even better than kitten pictures. We love you, and you're welcome.

There goes Barack Obama making everything political again.

Do you know the story of Judith and Holofernes? Judith was a rad Jewish woman, and Holofernes was a ... Roman? general who wanted to rape her. She was like "cool, Holofernes, I will...

Wasn't it weird yesterday when everybody noticed Hillary Clinton is a woman, and some historic shizz was going down?

Wonkette will take all your lovely money, Reince Priebus. Give it to mama.

We know you love your son. But maybe don't blame him raping a woman on 'promiscuity'.

Donald Trump had a shit weekend, with people standing up to him and all kinds of other nonsense. UNFAIR TO TRUMP!

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