Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO Of Fox’s Jesse Watters Ambushed On Family ‘Vacation’

This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.

Trump’s Tax Plan So Simple Even A Trump Could Understand!

What's good for the Trumps is good for America! And everybody gets a share!

Fox Idiot: I Did Not Make A Blowjob Joke About That Woman, Ivanka Trump

Poor Jesse Watters. Born with a silver dick in his mouth.
We knew we'd heard that slogan before!

I Don’t Know How To Tell You This But Fox News *Might Have Been* Racist To Black Employees

It is almost like there is some sort of culture of depravity at work.

Your Gentle Monthly Reminder To PONY THE FUCK UP TO YR WONKETTE, SONS

COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!

Wonkette Mortal Enemy/New York Times Hack Eric Lichtblau To ‘Raise Questions’ For CNN

Jill Abramson never would have let any of it happen.

How Stupid Is This Dumb Asshole?

Adam Schiff should recuse himself from Trump Russia, you dumb dick? Yeah, Adam Schiff says to fuck yourself.

Trump Has Some Sort Of Stroke Or Something, Judging By The Words That Just Came Out His Mouth

Well, that's ONE way of looking at it! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

DCCC Sees No Need To Elect Red State Dems To Congress. We See No Need To Give Money To DCCC.

There's a guy running in a special Congressional election in Montana, Rob Quist. He's a musician, a grassroots guy, works for food banks and arts funding in schools, swell fella, looks hella good for 69. (Nice.) You can and...
Help us, centrist liberal! You're our only hope!

Dudes, *Nobody Cares About Merrick Garland*

You know what people DO care about? Judges who think their employer can literally force them to die.

Trump Goons Leaked To Devin Nunes? Pffffft. Oh You Mean THESE Trump Goons?

Devin Nunes in the SERIOUSLY HOT SEAT now kids!
Don't mind me, I'm just being a complete asshole.

Kansas Gov. Brownback Vetoes Medicaid Cuz Jesus HATED Healing The Poor

Sam Brownback vetoes Medicaid expansion bill passed by a *thoroughly* Republican legislature, because he just can't stop being a dick.

Mike Pence Can’t Promise Not To Fuck Every Woman He Sees

Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!

Hmmm Should We Try To Win These Special Congressional Elections, Or Just Fuck It?

We went to a Rob Quist fundraiser so you also have to! Also, your OPEN THREAD!