Rebecca Schoenkopf
Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.
Scott Brown Too Sexy To Have Sex-Harassed Anyone, According To Scott Brown
Andrea Tantaros, she is a jerk, and she hates feminism. But that doesn't mean she doesn't get the benefit of our feminist foremothers fighting for things like "making it so you can sue when...
How One Liberal Website Ate Sh*t Apologizing To Donald Trump, And How Another Was A Freaking Hero
Free press? What free press?
Nice Young Florida Face-Eating Man Just Wanted To Make America Great Again, Is That So Wrong?
We'd like to remind Donald Trump that some people are crazy, and it's probably best not to encourage them to kill people.
Trump Advisor Had Some Thoughts About Ovens And Jews. That Doesn’t Really Narrow It Down, Huh?
This week, we discovered that a Trump advisor had some interesting thoughts about ovens and Jews, and also how he loved to YOU'RE FIRED! them. (Jews. He YOU'RE FIRED! all the Jews. We assume...
Let’s Try Talking About Juanita Broaddrick, Again
Good morning! This week, I wrote about Juanita Broaddrick, and her allegation that Bill Clinton raped her in a hotel room in Arkansas, almost 40 years ago. Buzzfeed came out with an extremely well-done,...
What’s Up With All These Dumb Gross Ads At Yr Wonkette Dot Com? A Wonksplainer
Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written...
Let’s Talk About Juanita Broaddrick
Buzzfeed has a long, interesting interview with Juanita Broaddrick, the woman who says Bill Clinton raped her in an Arkansas hotel room almost 40 years ago. Maybe this case has always bugged you too,...
CNN Knows What Is News, And It Is HILLARY CLINTON LOVES THE ORLANDO SHOOTER’S DAD!!1!
Yesterday, Donald Trump opened his mouth and -- in the most charitable interpretation, because we are Charity Itself -- made a "joke" about gun nuts killing Hillary Clinton to stop her from repealing the...
Put Down Your Suicide Implements, Wonkers! It Is Happy Hillary Hug-Times, Hooray!
I don't know why we gave you dead faith-healed children, and then dead decapitated children, and then that asshole Garbage Man, Garbage Garbage, all in a row. But I do know that not even...
Kansas Lawmaker’s Child Reportedly FREAKING DECAPITATED By Unregulated Waterpark
Well, this is horrible, but it's the Daily Mail, so let's pray they're wrong: A 10-year-old boy in Kansas, son of a Republican lawmaker, was reportedly FUCKING DECAPITATED at Kansas City's Schlitterbahn Waterpark Sunday....
Roger Ailes Slimed All Over Andrea Tantaros And Her Bikini
It was Roger Ailes, in the study, with his hamburger meatballs.
Rick Santorum Will Not Go Down Without A Fight
Rick Santorum really screams for ice cream.
Trump Men Wish All You Lil Ladies Would Toughen Up And Stop Letting Yourself Get Sexually Harassed
WOMEN! They are always shopping and can't parallel park and just can't stop being so weak and unpowerful that men sexually harass them! It "happened" to Gretchen Carlson, maybe, or Megyn Kelly, or (just...
We Got Canvassed By A Jill Stein Guy! It Was Not Very Fun For Him!
Since we have been homeless for over 12 hours now -- it's a whole thing, don't worry about it, WE'LL BE FINE -- we have been luxuriating in the front yard of our friend...
Why Are All These Gold Star Families Being So Mean To Poor Donald Trump?
Everybody is being really mean to that nice Donald Trump, and Wonkette for one is not going to take it! All Mister Trump did is respond to criticism -- and is he not allowed...
