Guy who thinks Hillary Clinton is possessed by *actual demons* calls us, the New York Times, and The Economist 'fake news.' Cool story bro.
WHAT IS EVEN YOUR DEAL, DIANNE FEINSTEIN???
Also thinks Obama is a Russian plant and gay marriage caused Noah's flood.
Jake Tapper is a schnauzer on Mike Pence's pant leg.
Donald Trump is having a real hard time filling his cabinet! There are only so many Christianist lunatics who don't believe in public schools to run the department of Education, and actual mustache-twirling villains foreclosing on 90-year-old women over...
There's three million more of us and we're not slinking away.
How to make a billion dollars: First, buy a bank! Then foreclose on a 90-year-old lady over a check that's 27 cents short.
Anthony Weiner's dick may be the end of the world.
Nope. Nope. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Kindness and gentleness in Cuba, where the only ugly idiots were us.
Important stories for you to read ... who're we kidding, PIX OF BABBY AND DOKTOR ZOOM!
It's Buy Nothing Day! But you can still buy our fabulous Christmasy presents tomorrow!
He said the way he saw it, he just got another piece of trash off the street.
Nikki Haley did a good thing once. Which is better than all the possible cabinet picks who HAVEN'T.
'Cheers,' CBS? Uh ... sure. Yes. Let's go with that.