December 9, 2013
Father Tim was tall and tanned and handsome. He was young, maybe 35, with a full head of prematurely silver hair. Once he was on a plane, dressed in civilian clothes, headed for a ski weekend with a buddy, when a beautiful blonde woman sat down next to him. “And I thought,” he said to [...]
Sorry Rick Santorum, but no matter how hard you fight against Big Government, you are not the new Nelson Mandela, because Larry Klayman is the new Nelson Mandela, because he says so.
Last week, Newt Gingrich put out what he described as a “heartfelt” statement about the passing of Nelson Mandela. (No, you’re not really supposed to describe your own work as “heartfelt,” but in the annals of Gingrichian self-regard, this is probably as minor as it gets.) Back in the ’80s, Gingrich had in fact (for [...]
You will note that we have not spent a lot of time last night or this morning subjecting you to OUTRAGE!!!1! via hellish racist bullshit about the passing of Nelson Mandela. This is because we are feeling gentle and celebratory about a great man’s life — how many people get to bear witness to an [...]
McDonald’s employee website has obviously been sabotaged by union thug moles (again) (AGAIN again!), who are trying to make them look bad. Obviously no person without a nefarious agenda would put up an employee website with an etiquette section on how much to tip the help for the holiday.
He was in jail (my dad). And I wouldn’t bail him out because fuck that. And my mom said she didn’t realize I was so cold and hard-hearted and I was really sad, but I I didn’t see her bailing him out, and anyway it was like a thousand bucks and I was unemployed. So. [...]
What’s up, Millennials? Being special snowflakes? We know it is hard out there — we really do! For instance, there are no jobs for you, and that is terrible! Sure, you also have a wee little tendency to yell at your bosses they are not the boss of you and you are the smartest and [...]
This is a doodle by Bill Clinton. It has been liberated by hacker “Guccifer” from a computer file marked “wjcdrawings” at the Clinton Library, and posted at Gawker, where it belongs. As you can see, Bill Clinton has drawn a Demi Moore in the ’80s-style bush on an American flag. The bush is queefing on [...]
What is even worser than taxing the rain and by extension the heavens and G_d Himself? Taxing sunshine. Hahaha, we are just kidding, it is obviously not a problem to tax the sun because it is a proposal put forth by American heroes ALEC, and not by some dumb Dummycrat. Whassup, ALEC? You all done [...]
Robert Frost – Nothing Gold Can Stay – The… by poetictouch Remember when Martin Bashir said he wanted to make poops in Sarah Palin’s mouth? No, he wasn’t trying to be funny. He was very, very MAD! Why did Martin Bashir want to go number two, in Sarah Palin’s mouth? Well, mostly so he could [...]
John Rocker, he’s this guy. You remember him from being a balls-out racist, and maybe from those times he writed very important columns full of very big words, at the Internet Repository for Washed-Up Lunatics, WND. Well, now he has more things to say, and those things are that he is way more awesomer than [...]
Hey bitchez. Whatcha doin’? Being stupid bitches? That sounds about right. Here, for instance, is a documentary prepared by some cool guy at whoever does the in-house documentaries for the DC Metro public transportation system, which everyone loves very much, and it is all about how their buses only break down every 8,000 miles, so [...]