Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.

We'd like to remind Donald Trump that some people are crazy, and it's probably best not to encourage them to kill people.

This week, we discovered that a Trump advisor had some interesting thoughts about ovens and Jews, and also how he loved to YOU'RE FIRED! them. (Jews. He YOU'RE FIRED! all the Jews. We assume...

Good morning! This week, I wrote about Juanita Broaddrick, and her allegation that Bill Clinton raped her in a hotel room in Arkansas, almost 40 years ago. Buzzfeed came out with an extremely well-done,...
beat it, poors

Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written...
awww

Buzzfeed has a long, interesting interview with Juanita Broaddrick, the woman who says Bill Clinton raped her in an Arkansas hotel room almost 40 years ago. Maybe this case has always bugged you too,...

Yesterday, Donald Trump opened his mouth and -- in the most charitable interpretation, because we are Charity Itself -- made a "joke" about gun nuts killing Hillary Clinton to stop her from repealing the...
Sometimes we CAN have nice things

I don't know why we gave you dead faith-healed children, and then dead decapitated children, and then that asshole Garbage Man, Garbage Garbage, all in a row. But I do know that not even...

Well, this is horrible, but it's the Daily Mail, so let's pray they're wrong: A 10-year-old boy in Kansas, son of a Republican lawmaker, was reportedly FUCKING DECAPITATED at Kansas City's Schlitterbahn Waterpark Sunday....

It was Roger Ailes, in the study, with his hamburger meatballs.

Rick Santorum really screams for ice cream.
Donald Trump with his First Lady AKA his daughter.

WOMEN! They are always shopping and can't parallel park and just can't stop being so weak and unpowerful that men sexually harass them! It "happened" to Gretchen Carlson, maybe, or Megyn Kelly, or (just...

Since we have been homeless for over 12 hours now -- it's a whole thing, don't worry about it, WE'LL BE FINE -- we have been luxuriating in the front yard of our friend...
Really? That's something people do? That's not what I hear.

Everybody is being really mean to that nice Donald Trump, and Wonkette for one is not going to take it! All Mister Trump did is respond to criticism -- and is he not allowed...

“Bernie basically fed us a bunch of Mountain Dew and now he wants us to go to bed," Iowa delegate Chris Laursen told the Des Moines Register. "It’s not going to happen.” Yeah, no shit....

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