Jeff Sessions got caught y'all.
How is today different from all other days? Spicer out, a new sheriff in the comms department, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders turning on the idiot box!
You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.
Hi there stranger, buy a lady a drink?
We're seriously not kidding.
If we don't blow them, who will?
Donald Trump is wandering off again.
In Not Trump's name we pray, amen. Be less naked, and OPEN THREAD!
We know, we're freaked out too.
Oh no Chris Christie eated all the beaches!
Here's some opinion for ya, Halfie!
Feed the baby.
It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!
How should I talk to other parents about guns? NEVER! NEVER TALK TO OTHER PARENTS ABOUT GUNS!