Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.

Mike Pence And Paul Ryan Can GETTTTTTTTT FUUUUUUUUCKED

Mike Pence and Paul Ryan have thoughts about Obamacare. We have thoughts about them GETTING FUCKED.

Uber Man CRIES Because Company Is So Terrible, Sexist, Everyone Hates It So Much

You know who sucks? It is Uber, again!
us, next year

Oh No Ivanka Trump Didn’t Pay Her Taxes! She Must Have FORGOT!

Oh also she 'forgot' to pay for her diamonds. Whoops!

WHO’S Trump’s ‘Enemy Of The People’? HOORAY, IT IS US!

Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...

Mike Pence Said A Nice Thing About Black People

Weird, right?

Justin Trudeau Offers To Let Idiot Trump Cheat Off His Report On The Holocaust

Once again, Justin Trudeau shows 'President' Trump how things are done.

When Texas Senator Tells Little Lady To Shut Her Mouth, She’ll Shut Her Fucking Mouth, Ya Hear?

When the gavel goes UP, the mouth goes SHUT.

Cops: It’s True, These Republican Congressmen Are GIANT PUSSIES

All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD.

Trump Explains Rise In Anti-Semitism To Scared Jews: I’m Very Popular!

Jews, Trump choo-choo-chooses YOU!

Get Ready For A Long, Hard, Throbbing Four Years: Your Weekly Top Ten!

How can you be ready for the weekend, if you don't know which stories EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT?

Wonkette To Ad Networks: Fuck Off And Die

Scroll down to see new stories. This one's staying put a while!

Talk To Mama! Your Open Thread!

Well, my dear terrible ones, it's been a couple of days since we took out all the ads! DO YOU LIKE IT? Also, apparently, it has been a day and a half since you could post pictures to Disqus....

Which U.S. Allies, Department Stores, Clouds, Is Donald Trump Yelling At Today?

That's some article, that Article 25!