Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.

Barack Obama did Barack Obama's very favorite thing Saturday night, and that is "making fun of Donald Trump." Did Donald Trump get so frowny madface that he immediately started running for president afterward? Nah,...
Yep.

The granddaddy of liberal internet news sites, Salon, has taken time off from begging the FBI to put Hillary Clinton in email jail, and urging young folk to skip voting this year if Hillary...

Where is harpy/constant rag/culture scold Andrea Peyser when we need her? Has she forsaken and abandoned the New York Post? Certainly, under her gimlet eye the Post could never run what at first glance...

John Boehner called Ted Cruz many mean names like "Lucifer" and "miserable son of a bitch" and "Ted Cruz." This is old news from hours ago. But now Ted Cruz has responded, and it...
Nope, can't take the Ferrari to prison with you.

Funtimes at the US Supreme Court! In hearing an appeal to former Virginia Governor and current felon Bob McDonnell's conviction for Duke Cunningham levels of bribe-taking, the court seemed to be questioning whether federal...

Ted Cruz has announced that yes indeed, he has chosen America's new mommy, and it is Carly Fiorina! As we write, he is STILL FUCKING TALKING 30 MINUTES LATER, and ... BREAKING! It seems...

Ted Cruz is making a very sexy announcement today, America! Nobody knows what it will be except all the people who say it will be Ted Cruz announcing his "running mate," who will be...
Sick fuck if true

Denny Hastert, former speaker of the House and a serial child molester who for eight years was second in line to the presidency after Dick Cheney (who was already president anyway), has been sentenced...

You all remember the old Rovian tactic of hitting your opponent not on his weaknesses, but on his strengths. This is how war hero John Kerry, for example, became a draft-dodger who shot little...
Guess what body part I'm being? Oh, you guessed!

Maine Gov. Paul LePage has never missed a meal, but that hasn't kept him from opening his flabby ol' lip yappers to bitch that minimum wage folk are living too high on the hog....

Achtung! Attention! One Million Moms and Todd Starnes and all the other usual idiots have a new tizzy! It seems the Disney program "Once Upon A Time" is gaying up Red Riding Hood and...

Yesterday morning, in the chatcave, we looked at a post from RawStory. A pastor had bought a cake from Whole Foods, which he'd had inscribed with the words "Love Wins," and then YouTubed himself...

Your Facebook friends revealed a new conspiracy to steal the United States presidency this weekend: the New York Board of Elections "recently" changed primary voting hours, cutting tomorrow's election to a measly six hours....
Thanks, Bern. I'll Snapchat you later

Salon is terrible. We all know that. Besides giving good money to our dear Gary Legum and the funny and smart Simon Maloy, it hasn't contributed to society in a worthwhile way in years....

Hello, Wonkers, did you enjoy last night's Brooklyn production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, but more stabby? US TOO! We were going to write a follow-up today about how Bernie really does need...

Hey there, fella. What's your poison? Oh, actual poison? US TOO! We have been having sadz all over the place because Hillz is being mean to Bernard, and Bernard is no longer running around...

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