Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Oh Do You Think Trump Will Be Mad About This BREAKING PAUL MANAFORT WIRETAPP FROM THE CAMPAIGN TIMES

The wiretapp was coming from inside the house!!!

Gross Fox Sports Douche Man Under Impression CNN Is Own Personal Beer Commercial

Skeevy cracker says what? Also your open thread.

Dana Rohrabacher Has Thoughts On Charlottesville. They Are Stupid Crazy Lunatic Thoughts.

Is Dana Rohrabacher drunk here too? We are just asking (yes).

This Right Here Is Some Sexist Bullshit About … Omarosa? Okay, Omarosa.

West Wing MRAs are boring, whiny, delicate flowers.

Coarse And Onanistic? US? A Most Vintage Dear Shit-Fer-Brains!

This man would not last long at your Wonkette, no longs at all!

Paul Ryan So Sad To Take All These Mexi-Kids Hostage, Really He Is

BREAKING! Paul Ryan is a piece of shit.

BREITBART SIRENS! TRUMP UNDER HOUSE ARREST/COUP, ACCORDING TO IDIOTS!

Pizzagate dude and Breitbart aren't freaking out, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!

This Right Here Is Some Sexist Bullshit About Nikki Haley

You don't have to like Nikki Haley to be MAD ABOUT A THING.

It Is Your Monthly Reminder, Gentle Wonkette Readers, To #PayTheFuckUp

What time is it? It's time to PAY THE PIPER, by which we mean 'me.'

Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him On Speaker?

You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

ACTUALLY Ronald Reagan Was Racist AF

Go fuck yourself, Ghost Ronald Reagan!

Sure Guys, It Is Awesome That We Are Shitting On Kamala Harris

Everything about this plan is the best.
Release the movie quotes!

Anacortes, Washington, Love All Over Us TONIGHT!

Sean Hannity won't be there, but YOU will!

Where Are We Drinky-Thinging At You Next Friday, Wonkers?

Where in the world is the Wonkebago?