Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens’ March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go

YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.

Portland And Spokane, We Gon Pizza And Beer You!

Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!

White House: No No No, Trump Was Defending The *Rapist* Not The *Wife-Beater*!

They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.

Oregon Hippies And Punx, See Us In Bend Tuesday Night!

Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.

‘I Heard Him Screaming At You In The Night, And I Was Scared’

But no pictures, so it doesn't count.
These new advisors will definitely tighten things up

RENO 2/11! Wonkette Is Buying You Spicy Meatballs!

Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!

Sorry, Puerto Rico, That FEMA Thought This One Lady Could Make You 30 Million Hot Meals

How could FEMA give Chef Jose Andres a $30 million contract to feed Puerto Rico when it was busy giving $156 million to this lady who couldn't?

It’s 5:30 A.M.: Do You Know Where Your Children Will Live?

Let's be kind today.

I Can’t Believe I Used To Think Paul Manafort Was The Boring One, HOLY JESUS SHIT!

All the best people. All the best sociopathic dictator-loving thieving people.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sorry, Erica Garner

Gather round, Wonkers, time to put the year in a garbage can, light it on fire, and warm our hobo hands upon it!