It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!
How should I talk to other parents about guns? NEVER! NEVER TALK TO OTHER PARENTS ABOUT GUNS!
It's madness. Reefer madness.
Able was he ere he saw his ass from his elbow.
Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.
Wonkebago comin' atcha, north-north-midwest!
Excellent Fox News journalism says 'nuh uh!'
New York Times back to its old bad tricks.
Nation's fathers do not care for that little fucking punk, thinks he's gonna beat the FBI!
What's a little aggravated assault between friends?
Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.
Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?