Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.

“Bernie basically fed us a bunch of Mountain Dew and now he wants us to go to bed," Iowa delegate Chris Laursen told the Des Moines Register. "It’s not going to happen.” Yeah, no shit....

I have just come home from the hospital. My husband's father told the nurses at four-thirty this morning to please call his family. He is tired, and he is ready to die.

Donald Trump is officially the Republican nominee for president, it's true, I just saw it on the teevee! You guys, this is so exciting! Oh no, liveblog over, I just died! Last night -- and...

People have been noticing, ever since Gretchen Carlson filed a lawsuit accusing Fox News boss Roger Ailes of being a gross disgusting pig who is really, truly, sooo sooo gross, that only one current...

Still processing Night One of the Republican National Convention in the Cleve? The shrieking and the wailing? The general unhingedness? The repetition of lies that were debunked (and then repeated, naturally) by the Republican...

Hola nerds, it is time to watch the Republican National Convention, together, for safety! And luckily, tonight is Stop Letting Hillary Murder Benghazi With Her Emails Night at the RNC! We will have so...

Update: Dok Zoom notes, because Yr Editrix is too embarrassed to write this note herself: Yep, this is the whole darn 2012 party platform preamble. We initially thought the RNC had simply had slapped...

New York Mag has a scoop, you guys, and Wonkette is here to aggregate it at ya! Gabriel Sherman, longtime Fox watcher so you don't have to, says Rupert Murdoch (gross) agrees with his...

Track Palin has struck a plea deal with the Anchorage Veterans Court stemming from a January incident when he punched his girlfriend in the face, held a weapon to his head and threatened to...
Donald Trump uses Awkward Handshake! It's not very effective!

It's not often that we at Wonkette are wrong just kidding, it is very often. But the last time we thought we were wrong, we were mistaken. Your editrix (me!) is very bad at political...

Knock us over with a feather that Donald Trump put off his vice presidential announcement. Never could have seen 'him milking it' coming!

On a scale of one to Dana Rohrabacher to Sarah Palin when she was endorsing Trump?

Hey you guyyyyys! It is Unity Day! (Per Queen Latifah: WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH!) It is the wonderful day when Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton holds hands and say "Bernie Sanders, you have done...

Dr. Jill Stein offered to let Bernie Sanders run as a Green. Then she decided she had conditions.

Last week, we heard that Fox's Gretchen Carlson got shitcanned from her post-"Fox & Friends" show, "Dumb Bullshit With Gretchen Carlson But I Will Talk About Commonsense Gun Control At Least Once And Then...

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