YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!
They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.
Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.
But no pictures, so it doesn't count.
Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!
How could FEMA give Chef Jose Andres a $30 million contract to feed Puerto Rico when it was busy giving $156 million to this lady who couldn't?
Let's be kind today.
Also, SPOKANE! You got ADDED!
All the best people. All the best sociopathic dictator-loving thieving people.
Portland, Bend, Reno, And Long Beach, CA, It Is Your Turn To Host The Get Out Of Montana Wonkette Winter World Tour!
It's Spring Break right? Well it is FOR US!
Many happy returns!
Let's be better people!
Take the L, Stephen Miller.
Gather round, Wonkers, time to put the year in a garbage can, light it on fire, and warm our hobo hands upon it!