Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Rush Limbaugh’s ‘Under The Sea’ Salad Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip, No Oxycodone

The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...

Where The Hell Is The Agenda!

So this is how it's going to go, see?

Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy

You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!

Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!

It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!

That’ll Do, Virginia. That’ll Do. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 8, 2017

LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!
Actor 212, probably

Meet Virginia (Where An Absolute GOP Bloodbath Is Happening, LOL)

No news here, but we figure you deserve an OPEN THREAD.

Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena, MT: Ding Dong, Wonkette Calling!

Pocatello, IDAHO? Are we even kidding? (We are not!)
Both screencaps are from teevee shows starting with 'State of...' Isn't that something?

Donna Brazile, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING

Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?

Tomorrow Will Be A Wonkin’ Las Vegas Saturday Night! (Afternoon) (We Are So Old)

Pussycat pussycat I love you, yes I do!

Ivanka Trump Is Ready For Her Tax Cut, Courtesy Of YOU!

Middle class (and poors, lol) are you ready for your boning?

A Children’s Treasury Of 600 Cosplaying San Diegans Yelling At Darrell Issa And Trump!

Pro-Darrell Issa demonstration is four sad losers. Anti-Darrell Issa demonstration is 580 PATRIOTS IN COSTUME.

Russia Tried To Start A Black ‘War On Christmas,’ And IT. WAS. ADORABLE.

Russia tried to incite a black people War on Christmas. Vlad fail!
Drilling rigs, mine tailings not shown

Hire These Whitefish Energy Grifters To Write All Your Contracts FOR EVER

Sometimes you just have to admire it.

OC, LA, SD, Big Bear And Vegas, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY????

California knows how to party.
Jeff Flake, really, The Hill?

Never Mind, Jeff Flake’s A Pussy Again

One pussy that doesn't grab back.