Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave, so you didn't just read this post.

It was supposed to be eight hours from our Pennsylvania rest stop to Nashua, New Hampshire. But 13 hours later, we were still driving, looping around looking for a freeway that wouldn't lop the...

Allo allo allo! New York City we are in you, and Manhattan can go fuck itself! Meet us and the Official Wonkette Baby (star of stage and screen) at Bohemian Beer Garden in Astoria,...

Guys! GUYS! ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WHO ONLY AGREE WITH YOU ON 95 PERCENT OF THE THINGS? ARE YOU READY TO TELL EVERYBODY THEY ARE CROOKS FOR LIKING THAT...

Remember a couple years back, when we got BANNED by REDDIT (/r/politics) for the crime of inserting a speculum into their vagina? Those were fun good times! I was all hey we are not...
No, really, we got a Cease and Desist order from Universal and their eight million lawyers.

Hey, remember when that nice lawyer cease and desisted our most excellent Bernie Sanders For The Future T-shirts, because of how some (dumb) people might get a confuse? Well, this is your honest to...

-- Shaskeen's Pub, Manchester, New Hampshire. We have driven through fucking February New Hampshire, and may see a rally of Trumpenfolk tonight -- or we might hide because that shit's got a tendency to...
YOU GUYS BETTER BE NICE TONIGHT.

Good evening! We'd like to welcome you to the Wonkette Democratic Debate liveblog, where EVEN THOUGH #FeelTheBern and #FeelTheHillz have been making fighty sounds at each other the past few days, we STILL will...

A gentle reminder that if WE HAVE TO DRIVE THROUGH A BLIZZARD FROM IOWA TO COME AND BUY YOU BEERS IN CHICAGO, YOU CAN DAMN WELL MAKE IT FROM THE NORTH SIDE TO WHEREVER. Ahem. Let's...

We were still in South Dakota when the bullshit patrolman decided his canine had "alerted" on our RV -- his canine had done no such thing, and my husband hadn't actually "improperly changed lanes."...

Last week, we got a nice note full of nonsense from a lawyer at Universal who claimed that our Bernie For The Future shirt, in which the role of Doc Brown is portrayed by...

You know what is sad? Every time we go to Chicago, and you write to us a week later and say "hey, how come you never come to Chicago?" and then WE MURDER YOU,...

If anybody can take an announcement like "I've decided to spend my dotage exercising my brain and not killing people, by making a fun card game I hope people will love" and turn it...

Looks like Bernie Sanders has thrown Hillary Clinton out a window, while simultaneously pulling her intestines out through her ... bottom? nose? let's go with nose -- in Wonkette's first-in-the-nation primary, where you vote...

You saved so much money last year by not donating to any of the assorted bigot pizzas, and bigot florists, and bigot bigots. It is time for you to spend that money on YOU,...

Achtung and hey there, Iowa Wonkers! Come join your editrix, her sessy husband, and her heiress baby on Sunday, Jan. 31, the afternoon before the caucuses, and let us ram and cram beer or...

Hello Iowa grannies, can y'all reach into your Medicare check and help Sister Sarah Palin out? Because she would like some gas money for how to go vroom in big bus zoom zoom moosefarts...

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