Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

And Lo Unto Wonkette A Grandchild Is Born

L'CHAIM WORLD.

Fuckin’ A, People, It’s Not That Hard: The Trans-Cis-Woman Sister Act

It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!

Dear Abby Shits Bed

How should I talk to other parents about guns? NEVER! NEVER TALK TO OTHER PARENTS ABOUT GUNS!

A Plan, A Canal, A Fucking Idiot

Able was he ere he saw his ass from his elbow.

Hey Rocky, Watch Newt Gingrich Pull Bill Clinton’s Dick Out Of Trump’s Hat!

Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.

Fox News Fake News: JARED KUSHNER INNOCENT!!!1!

Excellent Fox News journalism says 'nuh uh!'

Nation’s Old Dads Furious ‘Little Punk’ Jared Kushner Asked Russians For Secret Spy Phone To Moscow

Nation's fathers do not care for that little fucking punk, thinks he's gonna beat the FBI!

Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What's a little aggravated assault between friends?

Montana Dem Rob Quist Bodyslammed NOBODY Tonight, Because He’s FUCKING NORMAL

Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.

Melania And Ivanka Trump Show The World What Feminine Power Looks Like

Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?