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KARL ROVE

Everything But the Kitchen Cabinet - No Wait, That Too

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

WaPo has all but fingered Mr. Green, in the library, with the candlestick. Stay with me now: Rove is saying he first learned of Plame’s identity from Libby, not from any classified dossier stuck conspicuously between the seat cushions on Air Force One. He also got the same dish from an anonymous second party in the White House. But before all this, Rove knew only that Wilson’s wife (at the time her name was unrevealed) worked at the CIA, which information came to him — or so he claims — by way of the press. This means that the first few drops of this leak were dripped either by Libby himself, or by that anonymous second party in the White House. Or by someone else entirely. At this point, my money’s on Margaret Spellings. That affably hip homeroom demeanor has always struck me as a little too perfect. And we now know she can’t have been terribly busy leaving no child behind. Follow the schoolteacher. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Remainders: Can’t Go Bust If You Want to Be President

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

NEW YORK TIMES

“Happy Design”: The Junk Science Everybody Can Live With!

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

Take an old-fashioned red state preacher in the cut of every character John Lithgow has ever portrayed on film. Make him spew fire-and-brimstone imprecations and certainties about a creationist myth tricked out as “intelligent design.” You’ll have every member of the scientific community who’s not a laughable fraud sighing in frustration. Ah, but now turn that same preacher into the Dalai Lama, and make the cosmic message something about shiny happy people holding hands. And what do you get? Something like this: MORE »


KARL ROVE

Desperately Seeking Puppetmaster

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

Does this Craigslist ad contradict itself? Very well, it contradicts itself. It contains multitudes. MORE »


DICK CHENEY

The Only Story Is The Raw Story

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

Try to tenderize a scoop of uncooked turkey and see what happens to you. This just landed in our in-box from an editor at The Raw Story, sent from his on-the-record and very hush-hush Gmail account: MORE »


ABU GHRAIB

The Frontline Documentary and Follow-Up

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

For those who didn’t tune into PBS’s Frontline last night to watch the chilling documentary, “The Torture Question,” the Post has just conducted a Q&A with its producer Michael Kirk. MORE »


SYRIA

All Over But the Shooting

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

David Ignatius is employing the noir western trope to describe the near-completed UN probe into the murder of Lebanese reformer Rafiq Hariri: MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Bush and Bono

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

My Irish half has been aching all week to end my troubles with Bono. I fucked up my first day on the job by assuming rumors of his Good Friday Agreement with Rick Santorum were true. (They were not. Also, that whole “intelligent design theory” as scooped by Newsmax? Less than reliable. You heard it here first.) MORE »


KARL ROVE

“I’ll Hammer Anyone Involved, But Snow-Job Y’All Into Thinking He’s Fired”

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

The worst part about Bush having known two years ago of Boy Genius’s role in this silly little kerfuffle? Mixed metaphors: MORE »


THE NEW YORK TIMES

New York Times Resorts to Tween Girl IM-Speak

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

DICK CHENEY

Remainders: Capitol Tries in Vain to End Being Punk in Drublic

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

DICK CHENEY

Who Can It Be Now?

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

The New York Daily News indicated in this morning’s story about Cheney being a possible indictee that it’s likely someone within the White House is playing the role of what Matt Cooper would call a super duper top secret rat. MORE »


SCOTUS

Harriet the Sly

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

Well, that was easy. You don’t run for local office without being hit with a barrage of PAC and interest group questionnaires. Not to answer them means receiving no endorsements; and we all know how Harriet Miers hungers for those. Frankly, I’m surprised this “revelation” didn’t happen weeks ago to someone who once had the option to vote for her for Dallas City Council. It’s all public record.

She answered “Yes” straight down the line on the Texans for United Life sheet. Among the queries:

If Congress passes a Human Life Amendment to the Constitution that would prohibit abortion except when it was necessary to prevent the death of the mother, would you actively support its ratification by the Texas Legislature?

If the Supreme Court returns to the States the right to restrict abortion, would you actively support legislation that would reinstate our 1973 abortion law that prohibited all abortions except those necessary to prevent the death of the mother?

More after the jump.

Miers Backed Abortion Ban in 1989 [WaPo]
The Docs [AP]

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