I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT  12:21 pm May 18, 2013

Why Does Ghost Andrew Breitbart Keep Stealing From The Pointer Sisters?

by Merle McMonocole

Remember that 1990s teevee show called The X Files, where that one good-looking cable soft-core star solved mysteries with that teensy skeptical ginger who always happened to look the other way when the crazy stuff happened, just like a pro-wrestling ref? And remember that man who smoked all the cigarettes and had all the big [...]

ALSO IT IS TERRIBLE  1:05 pm April 5, 2012

A Close Read Of Mitt Romney’s Favorite Terrible Toby Keith Song, Which Is Terrible And Is By Toby Keith

by Merle McMonocole

Every country music song today is about a) how America is the strongest, bestest country ever pulled from Baby Jesus’ egg sac and b) how America is doomed for some reason, probably because of the socialist medical programs that keep alive the country’s kabillion Wal-Mart employees — the store where a third of all country [...]


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