Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
Did you think it was only arch-conservatives who wanted us all to stop fucking? Citizens For Government Waste examined all the earmarks in the Labor-HHS appropriations bill and found $882,025 in earmarks for abstinence-only education programs in Pennsylvania. What nefarious conservative put in all 25 earmarks? Why, “moderate” Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter. Money well spent, sir. It’s not like those programs are completely ineffective or anything. [Citizens for Government Waste, Congressional Research Service]
It’s so hard to decide sometimes whether Ashcroft is good or evil. He presided over the initial 
Scott “Pornmaster General” Bloch was appointed by the Bush Administration to run the Office of Special Counsel and his tenure has been 
Every time you 
Notice that shiny wedding ring? Despite its shine and heft, this prominent Republican apparently managed to ignore it 
A couple weeks ago, an American citizen who happens to practice the Islamic faith attended a Romney fundraiser and 
Bob Filner, the Democratic California Congressman who lived out the revenge fantasies of thousands of frustrated travelers this summer when he 
So, yesterday, Denny official declared himself “over” this whole Congress thing and 
You know how, like, if you put your money in a savings account and the bank fucks up the government insures that? Or how if your broker dicks around with your money and you lose a ton of it you can sue him? Well, that last part might be in question if that broker is in charge of your 401K (a.k.a., pensions for the rest of us).
The Pentagon finally has a new, workable strategy in Iraq. The Iraqis may not have been impressed with the size of our force or its movements, our earth-shattering explosions or our collaborative efforts with other forces, but the smart folks at the Pentagon think they’ve hit upon on the one thing they’re sure will awe Iraqis into submission.
Some people might call Huckabee’s endorsements by 