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NEW YORK—Hi good morning! Did you also stay awake until 3am last night to learn who 0.04% of the American population considers the preferable Republican candidate? No? Well good for you! Because boy did...

NEW YORK—Friends, we have arrived. Months and months of penetrating insight and attentive poll-watching from our dedicated, thoughtful crew of professional political reporters have all been leading up to this moment, when tonight, in...

NEW YORK—Horrible news out of Baghdad this morning, where a series of car bombs has now killed in excess of seventy and injured two hundred more. Today's attack is symbolically significant, being the first...

NEW YORK—Good morning, Internet! Or not, actually, because we have to talk about the payroll tax cut again—and we're getting so tired of talking about the payroll tax cut. So very tired. But here...

NEW YORK—Well it was a rough weekend for the living. As the Internet continued grieving Friday's death of Christopher Hitchens, it lost yet another one of its beloved icons last night, as Dear Leader...

NEW YORK—The Iowa debate season wrapped up last night on Fox News, and pats on the back all around, because we survived, y'all! So there were winners last night. And there were also losers!...

NEW YORK—A triumphant President Obama landed a Navy S-3B Viking on board the USS Lincoln yesterday to announce the end of maj— Hahaha siiiike. No for real though, the war is actually "over" now. Like, for...

NEW YORK—The eagerly awaited Time magazine Person of the Year award is out, and we just want to say what an honor it is to have received this award for an unprecedented second time....

NEW YORK—The gloves are off at the head of the pack in the GOP primary, with Gingrich and Romney trading blows on the campaign trail yesterday. And things are getting fun! Romney called on...

NEW YORK—Have you been watching "Up" with Chris Hayes? You should be! It's really, really wonderful. Though honestly kind of creepy? Because that man is smart. Freakishly so. As in: he does this weird...

NEW YORK—Virginia Tech was in everyone's thoughts yesterday after a gunman shot and killed a police officer before taking his own life in a nearby parking lot. Virginia Tech's Collegiate Times is "at a...

For the first time in the 105-year history of the Food and Drug Administration an FDA directive has been publicly overruled by the department of Health and Human Services. About what? About teenagers doing...

NEW YORK—It's the 70th anniversary of Pearl Harbor today, a day that has indeed lived in infamy, providing us with our annual reminder that you can all probably take those "never forget" bumper stickers...

The S&P threatened to downgrade basically all of Europe yesterday, while news is breaking this morning of further downgrade threats to the Euro bailout fund. So obviously the key move now for Europe is...

Well the Cainwreck is finally over, but prepare for at least another day of Cain-related headlines, because Herm is set to instruct his fourteen remaining supporters to throw their weight behind Newt Gingrich. And fresh...

NEW YORK—Big news this morning out of the Bureau of Labor Statistics: the unemployment rate dropped! Like, a lot! People without jobs are now at the lowest number they've been at since six months...

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