Kaili Joy Gray

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Kaili is executive editor of Wonkette. She rants, she snarks, she makes feminism fun.

It's the top-tier Republican losers debate, comin' at us from Iowa on Fox "News," and what in the wide world of ethanol and butter cows are we even doing here? Donald Trump is off "benefitting veterans" --...

Hooray and woot and praise the lord almighty Herself that this is the last time we have to endure this charade of pretending Jim Gilmore (R-Who? Never Mind) and these other losers are going to be president. Just...

This week, we all learned a valuable lesson about how doing crimes to Planned Parenthood doesn't pay. Or, more precisely, those of us who already knew that sat back and laughed and drank sad "pro-life" tears...

It must be his time of the month because Rand Paul and his luscious locks are quite hysterical about that mean brute Donald Trump and his sexisming! While good decent sensitive males like Paul have...

Everyone knows Republicans love the troops the best. That's why they're always sending our troops off to war and sticking yellow ribbon magnets of support on their SUVs and screaming THANKS OBAMA every time...

It has come to our attention that a young man on the internet has all the feels for Bernie Sanders. Oh, sorry, we ought to be more specific, oughtn't we? This particular young man enjoys freelance...

Punchy-faced poutine poop Ted Cruz really wants to do some fight club to someone. Anyone. Please? But the first rule of Ted Cruz Fight Club is that nobody gives a balmy wet fart about fighting him....
President Ted Cruz (R-Not Really)

We've been having a rollicking good time pointing and laughing at friendless foreigner Ted Cruz, whose guts are hated by every single Republican, especially the U.S. Senate kind, past AND present. Or so we thought.  But check it...
I know you is but what are I?

Maine's functionally illiterate idiot Gov. Paul LePage flapped his face hole again, and that never works out well for him. Earlier this month, he was sorry not sorry OK maybe a little sorry but not really for saying "guys...

Sure is tough to be a rightwing "pro-life" full-of-bull propaganda machine these days. On Monday, we learned the sleazy jizz rags behind the "gotcha" videos of Planned Parenthood doing "crimes" to "baby parts" have been...

Oh, is it time for another Democratic debate at 13 o'clock on the 43rd of Neveruary? Nope, suckers, it's not even time for that. But it is time for a a super sexciting sexhilarating...

Last year, we heard some devastating whoa if true horror stories about Planned Parenthood. Undercover videos released by a group of "pro-life" terrorist-sympathizer scumbags called the Center for Medical Progress, led by cock rash James...

You guys hear the woeful tale of Ted Cruz trying to obtain affordable healthcare for his family, in Tyrant Obama's Socialist America? No, not the one about when Cruz briefly considered -- shudder, gasp -- Obamacare, after giving...

Yee haw, hoo boy, and ... and ... oops, we forgot the third one. Ted Cruz, the moldy butter tart from Calgary, just received the coveted endorsement from a secession-sympathizing indicted ex-governor whose name...

Congratulations, Kansas, on fixing your biggest problems, like going flat broke, oops. We assume you've reversed course and stopped trying to make Magic Conservative Trickle-Down Tax Cuts And Poors-Screwing Utopia happen, since that has...

Is Ted Cruz the most hated man in all the Americas that he is from? Duh. Every single member of the Republican Party hates his guts so hard, they'd rather support Donald Trump, whose guts...

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