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Scientists may someday discover the parasite that manipulates conservative brains into vomiting up punchlines from '70s-era "The Lighter Side Of...." cartoons whenever the word "feminist" is mentioned within a 400-yard radius. (You'll know we're...

How hard do you think executive human Mitt Romney will sweep the Deep South now that he has the solemnly tweeted endorsement of Jeff Foxworthy? Is there a better way to win over voters...

Were you aware that the United Nations declared yesterday some sort of "International Lilith Fair/Diva Cup Festival?" We only realized this when we popped over to the Abortionplex for coffee and a quick D&C...

Back before Joe the Plumber fell into an Internet spidy-hole and was still actually getting interviewed (granted, only by things called "Christianity Today"), America's sweetheart let slip with some—how to put this delicately—fucking nuts...

Mitt Romney used to sort of not hate poor people, back when all the frothy-mawed rabid conservatives were looking the other way. Now, though, Mitt is pivoting like the big-shot management consultant he used...

Don't be surprised to see a statement next week from six-term Utah Senator Orrin Hatch that he is leaving office "to spend more time with undersea Holocaust-victim baptizing chamber." DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE,...

Before being a "job creator" was even a thing, Joe the Plumber bravely and famously confronted then-Senator Barack Obama to carp about problems from his made-up financial future as one of these as-yet unheard...

George W. Bush wasn't doing much of anything in 2008, having pretty much checked himself out of "administrative duties" sometime in late 2006. One of the things Bush was definitely not doing as he...

The students at Southern Methodist University must have played a uniquely terrible prank on some crusty old dean, to be punished with an on-campus "daylong conference on the influence of the nation’s first ladies."...

Ann Romney seems like a harmless enough nice lady but maybe, like Mitt, she should stay at least 500 feet away from the word "wealthy," for the rest of the year.

What an adventure did a random National Review Editorial Associate get himself into! Gather 'round, ye hobos, and hear his tale of daring... subterfuge... and rubber procurement! (Drop acid now.) It all began when...

Mr. Gordon Warren Epperly -- of the PO Box 34358, Juneau, Alaska Epperlies -- can expect a lengthy and almost certainly inappropriate phone call from pearlescent loony Orly Taitz, and maybe, too, an honorary...

Richie Rich over here just cannot stop reminding everyone that he's a special and obscenely wealthy snowflake. Mitt won't be watching the Daytona 500, if it ever happens, 'cause he's not a huge racing...

Dave Albo is a Republican in the Virginia House of Delegates whose wife decided against sexing him -- in flagrante delicto, apparently! -- once she heard, on the teevee news accompanying their intercourse, about...

Oh, look, jocular bigot Pat Buchanan is using the 16 hours a day he used to spend shouting about the white man's burden on MSNBC to call in to Washington Journal, a group therapy...

Virginia's vaginas escaped state-sanctioned 'unwanted penetration,' temporarily at least, with a proposed transvaginal ultrasound bill thoroughly collapsing under the weight of public ridicule. And now the bill that would have granted any grouping of...

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