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After at least seven voter "outreaches" apiece from all 37 FEC-registered presidential campaigns, your humble Wonkette team is ready to keep spreading the Good News, right up til the networks drag the last formaldehyde-reeking...

INTRO: THE WHO, "WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN" CHYRON: GOP ELECTION OFFICIALS BLOCKED FROM ENTERING POLLING SITES IN PA, JUDGE REINSTATES THEM MURAL OF PRES OBAMA ON WALL AT PHILADELPHIA POLLING SITE GETS COVERED AFTER...

Ann Romney, who campaign officials claim is the kinder, warmer, more approachable half of the nation's premier battery-powered couple, recently revealed to Good Housekeeping magazine that the issue "closest to her heart" is "bringing...

In addition to summoning forth dread hurricanes to (probably) destroy any Florida seniors accidentally left standing in the wake of Paul Ryan's spending cuts, this year's GOP convention will bring to Tampa (and viewers...
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BIG NEWS ALERT FROM JOURNALISM, GUYS! Reports are coming in Fast and Furious that Mitt Romney, over the course of a mere 24 hours, kind of just single-handedly torched to cinders any and all...

The summary un-upholding of Obamacare was the conservative wet dream. So what happens to a rage boner deferred, exactly? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or does it log on...

Mitt Romney is willing to put up with a lot of crap to get his hands on the presidency he (believes he) so richly deserves. The unfiltered contempt of his fellow conservatives, for example!...

Casually loathed industrialist Mitt Romney and his wife Ann, a stay-at-home mother of five middle-aged men, recently allowed the soothing but cunning Diane Sawyer unfettered access to the Romney home, raw and uncut, so...

Oh, good heavens, what has powerful nutball Allen West gotten himself into today? Something insane? Something creepy, perhaps? ALL OF THEM. Representative West, an actual elected official with hands on the levers of government,...

Contrary to what weekend marathons of "Lockup: RAW!" would have you believe, prison is not just a hep and happenin' place to meet the future same-sex lover you will eventually abandon once your bid...

UPDATE: This event is actually on WEDNESDAY, people familiar with the Gregorian calendar inform us. SO, uh, there's still time! If the funeral you were planning to attend tonight Wednesday has been unexpectedly postponed, won't...

Virginia's General Assembly would like to stake out a claim to fame that maybe DOESN'T involve the terms "transvaginal ultrasound" or "state-sanctioned clinical rape," for once this year. So now the esteemed legislators of...

A tenacious soul has set all of Mitt Romney's campaign-destroying proclamations to the tune of an old Proletariat chantey. Enjoy!

Fox News can generally be relied upon for a steady stream of artlessly jingoistic vomit, spewing forth from helmet-headed hairspray sacks who move their lips while reading important reports on hurricanes and other outrages...

Bristol Palin said a very important thing on the Internet, that you should know about. Basically, she heard this Obama guy is handing out apologies to ladies of ill-repute who get blasted by media...

Aren't we lucky, dear Wonketteers? Obamacare hasn't even darkened the Supreme Court's doorstep (where, pro-tip, it will be voted down by the resident well-insured and sinecured octogenarians), and already opponents are rushing to instill...

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