Juli Weiner

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Juli Weiner was Wonkette's beloved intern and books columnist and then morning editor until she was hired away by Vanity Fair in 2010.

The Demon Sheep Video Is Confusing On This Entirely Different Level Now

Okay so a gloss to yesterday's masterpiece: We can infer from this email that the control-group sheep, the ones with sheep's eyes-colored eyes, those were "Carly Fiorina & Co." stand-ins. (The same ones who were tricked by the child...

Do Not Miss The Teevee Spinoff Of Meghan McCain’s Twitter

America's #1 internationally famous web-only human being Meg McCabe will be hosting The View today, widely considered to be the Oscars and Grammys combined of February 4th. Anyone remember if this show is live? Anyone think Googling would be...

The National Prayer Breakfast Is Especially Homophobic And Murderous This Year

Everyone hates Barack Obama extra much today for speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, which is racist against gays. Basically every President since Hillary Clinton has attended this thing, but Obama is in trouble because some of the hosts...

This Greek Senate Candidate Is So Morally Bankrupt He’s Basically An Italian

Alexi Giannoulias is a Democrat running for Senate in Illinois. Here is the National Republican Senatorial Committee's anti-Alexi Giannoulias attack ad that is basically season two of the Wire (the Greeks, not the Poles or the blacks) plus the...

In Just A Few Hours, Scott Brown Will Be Crowned America’s Most Beloved Kennedy

Let's all play this game in which we try to guess Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein's bonus. Won't be depressing at all. Toyota recalled many Priuses (Prii?) because of brake problems. Although, if a car crashes and ceases to...

One POLITICO Blog Gets Murdered And Is Reincarnated As Another POLITICO Blog

Everyone very respectfully say "cya bye" to "Scorecard," one of the POLITICO's many manifestations that sound like they might have to do with a sex thing, but tragically do not. And as POLITICO is incapable of writing about events...

Obama Can Win PR Battle By Engaging In *Nuclear* Battle With Iran (It’s The Only Way)

Casual warmonger Daniel Pipes is as serious about this as he is that mustache. The best reason to bomb Iran—the best reason to do anything at all—is for good publicity. It's the same mentality was instrumental in convincing Daniel...

Sarah Palin Decides That Rahm Emanuel Hates Trig The Most Today

Autocratic mayor of Facebook Sarah Palin needs a new feud, because no one has paid her any attention in like a week. And luckily for Palin, it seems her Google Alert for "Rahm Emanuel retarded" is solid fucking gold...

Obama Offended Europeans Of All People, By Refusing To Go To Their Stupid Europe

Barack Obama is snubbing the European continent of Europe by declining to attend a US-EU summit in Europe's Madrid. The Spanish Prime Minister spent all last night telling Obama how much he hated him, likely in Spanish: "The Spanish...

Thank You, NYT, For Taking ‘The Revolution Will Be Televised’ Lede Away From The Rest Of The Internet

The Tea Party Convention thing in Nashville will be broadcast on teevee, for a reason that apparently exists. Abstinence-only education works after all, which means the government will probably deploy a slightly re-worked "Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Anything)" policy...

Fox News Thing Major Garrett Gave Whore Recommendations, Via Twitter, During State Of The Union

Last night, during the State of the Union, Fox News' Major Garrett accidentally showed his support for a Las Vegas-based consortium of whores via Twitter. See, he Tweeted: "To overcome the numbing weight of our politics" and other Obama...

People Who Visit Bill O’Reilly’s Website Love Barack Obama So Much

Although, you can tell it's probably more of an A-, which is essentially just a B+ that wept in the professor's office after class. Also, it so good the poll is set against the background of outer space, because...

Liz Cheney’s Torture-Mongering PowerPoint Is The Only 100% Anti-Terrorism Thing That Exists

Keep America Safe, Liz Cheney's blood-thirsty web-only hobbyhorse, has this new ad criticizing Barack Obama for his gay marriage to due process. Obama "read the Christmas Day bomber his Miranda Rights... instead of interrogating him." Also something about Eric...

Samuel Alito’s Rebellion Is *So* Derivative

Samuel Alito was on his absolute worst behavior last night, mouthing "not true, not true" when Obama criticized last week's Supreme Court decision to allow corporations to download elections and politicians from iTunes. Anyway, sad thing for many South...

Obama’s Command Of News Cycle First Thing Of Many To Be Ruined By iPad

For the record, Obama is totally into jobs now, not health care. Obama also called for a repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, which means all those Facebook petitions worked!! Meet this latest thing you will own! It is...

Look Whose Slime Trail Is Heading Straight For Your Twitter Page!

Ha, oh this clown. But why is he not "following" Meghan McCain, the John McCain of Meghan McCain's Twitter?