Juli Weiner

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Juli Weiner was Wonkette's beloved intern and books columnist and then morning editor until she was hired away by Vanity Fair in 2010.

Okay so a gloss to yesterday's masterpiece: We can infer from this email that the control-group sheep, the ones with sheep's eyes-colored eyes, those were "Carly Fiorina & Co." stand-ins. (The same ones who...

America's #1 internationally famous web-only human being Meg McCabe will be hosting The View today, widely considered to be the Oscars and Grammys combined of February 4th. Anyone remember if this show is live?...

Everyone hates Barack Obama extra much today for speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, which is racist against gays. Basically every President since Hillary Clinton has attended this thing, but Obama is in trouble...

Alexi Giannoulias is a Democrat running for Senate in Illinois. Here is the National Republican Senatorial Committee's anti-Alexi Giannoulias attack ad that is basically season two of the Wire (the Greeks, not the Poles...

Let's all play this game in which we try to guess Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein's bonus. Won't be depressing at all. Toyota recalled many Priuses (Prii?) because of brake problems. Although, if a...

Everyone very respectfully say "cya bye" to "Scorecard," one of the POLITICO's many manifestations that sound like they might have to do with a sex thing, but tragically do not. And as POLITICO is...

Casual warmonger Daniel Pipes is as serious about this as he is that mustache. The best reason to bomb Iran—the best reason to do anything at all—is for good publicity. It's the same mentality...

Autocratic mayor of Facebook Sarah Palin needs a new feud, because no one has paid her any attention in like a week. And luckily for Palin, it seems her Google Alert for "Rahm Emanuel...

Barack Obama is snubbing the European continent of Europe by declining to attend a US-EU summit in Europe's Madrid. The Spanish Prime Minister spent all last night telling Obama how much he hated him,...

The Tea Party Convention thing in Nashville will be broadcast on teevee, for a reason that apparently exists. Abstinence-only education works after all, which means the government will probably deploy a slightly re-worked "Don't...

Last night, during the State of the Union, Fox News' Major Garrett accidentally showed his support for a Las Vegas-based consortium of whores via Twitter. See, he Tweeted: "To overcome the numbing weight of...

Although, you can tell it's probably more of an A-, which is essentially just a B+ that wept in the professor's office after class. Also, it so good the poll is set against the...

Keep America Safe, Liz Cheney's blood-thirsty web-only hobbyhorse, has this new ad criticizing Barack Obama for his gay marriage to due process. Obama "read the Christmas Day bomber his Miranda Rights... instead of interrogating...

Samuel Alito was on his absolute worst behavior last night, mouthing "not true, not true" when Obama criticized last week's Supreme Court decision to allow corporations to download elections and politicians from iTunes. Anyway,...

For the record, Obama is totally into jobs now, not health care. Obama also called for a repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, which means all those Facebook petitions worked!! Meet this latest thing...

Ha, oh this clown. But why is he not "following" Meghan McCain, the John McCain of Meghan McCain's Twitter?

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