27th January, 2015
Jeff Wattrick is someone whose unsolicited submissions accidentally get published on Wonkette. He also writes for Deadline Detroit, which is this thing on the internet about the Motor City.
the yellow queen
Pedophile’s Wife Tells Matt Lauer Poor Jerry Sandusky Was Framed
we talking about practice
In Which Allen Iverson Explains The NFL Scouting Combine To Tom Friedman
luntz it up
How Will ‘Orwellian’ Hero Pollster Frank Luntz ‘Luntz-Up’ Sportsball?
locker room chemistry is ph-balanced for manly men
Vince Lombardi Was Totally Gay For Gay Football Players Because Vince Lombardi Wasn’t A Jerk
that is racial transcendence
Racism Over Forever As Detroit Voters Are Okay With White Guy
you're the real racist for saying that is racist
Michigan College President Really Tired Of Government Always Counting Those ‘Dark Ones’
won't somebody think of the children?
Michigan Lady Might Run For Office Even Though She Has Children, What Is Even Up With That
finger lickin' shameful
Voice Of Michigan Wolverines Football Thinks Tiger Woods & All The Blacks Should Be Proud Of Fried Chicken Eating Ways
The Only Thing Worse Than Abercrombie & Fitch Is This Anti-Abercrombie & Fitch Movement
Even Conservatives Are Liberal In The Greatest Place Ever, British Columbia
put a ring on it
Mitt Romney Wants All You 22-Year-Olds To Get Knocked Up Now, For Our Savior
Your Tuesday Nice Time: DC Imam Marries Gay Couples, For Creeping Sharia
What Are Your Modern Job-Creating Economic Libertarian Supermen Driving Today?
he is spreading it out of his ass
Here Is Rick Santorum Spreading Leadership To High Schoolers In Totally Non-Political Way
Meet The Old White Michigan Lady Clerk Who Uses N-Word In Not At All Racist Way To Describe Black Official
Oh Look, An Actual Shadow Government Conspiracy Called ‘Skunk Works’ Is Happening In Michigan
A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America’s Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit
Leave Dave Agema Alone, Cries Lispy Homophobe Stalker Andrew Shirvell
Was Loser Congressman Thad McCotter House Of Cardsed By Evil Staffer? Sure Why Not
the plane! the plane!
RNC Bigot/Ex-Pilot Dave Agema Talks About His Issues Inside Homosexual ‘Flight Attendant Realm’
that's so gay
Everyone So Mad At Terrible Michigan RNC Committeeman Homophobe Dave Agema Being Terrible
excess ain't rebellion
Terrible Gucci Fanboy, Sports Mythmaker Buzz Bissinger Proves Why Marginal Tax Rates Should Be 100 Percent
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