Author Archives: Jack Stuef

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Info: Jack Stuef is your loyal editor and a freelance satirist or something like that. He is a contributing writer for The Onion. E-mail him or whatever.

Ben Stein: Idiot, Bigot, Whatever

  unpopular game show hosts

2.) In life, events tend to follow patterns. People who commit crimes tend to be criminals, for example. Can anyone tell me any economists who have been convicted of violent sex crimes? Can anyone tell me of any heads of nonprofit international economic entities who have ever ...

American Hero Eats Sandwich

  5'11 all carbon and anusburger

A special ceremony is planned Tuesday afternoon at McDonald’s in Fond du Lac for Don Gorske. That’s because, since 1972, Gorske has eaten at least two Big Macs a day, which means the 57-year-old will be eating his 25,000th Big Mac on the 39th anniversary of eating his ...

Feds End Their ‘Watch On Muslin Men,’ Newspaper Reports

  the fabric menace

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