Garrett Quinn

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As the only libertarian at Wonkette Garrett is often the subject of scorn and ridicule by the rest of the communist staff. When he isn't snapping photos of furries in compromising positions he strings sentences together on Massachusetts politics and culture on Boston.com and is a contributor to WGBH radio & teevee. In addition to media he works for a small family owned environmental contractor in Greater Boston. He religiously supports the United States National Team, Boston Red Sox, and Boston Bruins.

What are these two future co-presidents of Walmerica talking about, high above the commoners at CPAC? Nothing that makes any sense, that is for sure! Also is there some sort of Behind the Music...

Our libertarian-Bostonian correspondent is on the road in Florida, chasing the GOP clowns. Here is a video-photo dispatch from him! JACKSONVILLE -- We always feel bad for the poor interns/work-study kids who get stuck holding...

Oh look, it's a Wasillagram from our favorite Paultard/Oil Spill correspondent, Mr. Garrett Quinn! What does Garrett have to say? Why did he buy one of those discounted Sasquatch plush toys from the forgotten...

BP and the Coast Guard are reporting that the reverse-cowgirl-static-kill-butt-well-plug was successful and that only 25% of the oil spilled is still in the Gulf of Mexico. Time to pop the bubbly and eat...

The static kill sex position procedure is slated to begin today, if it didn't start last night while Doctor Jindal was sleeping. The process of shoving mud and shooting cement down the throat of...

Remember the Islands of Doctor Jindal? Well it turns out that the future president of 'Merica may be wrong after all. Washington elites Several scientists from local universities and aquatic research centers have signed...

Our dear friend Tony Hayward is sailing off to Siberia on his shiny yacht now powered by a golden kiss-in-the mail worth a cool £600,000 a year with cases of caviar and bottles of...

Deathstorm Bonnie is currently taking its talents to South Beach and raining and blowing really hard but not much else. Bonnie is a disorganized mess cut up by wind shear but that isn't stopping...

After losing strength over what's left of Haiti, The Deathstorm hit open water, started gobbling steroids, and now has its eye set on breaking Hurricane Katrina's home run record. The Deathstorm is currently named...

Just when you thought that everything was returning to normal in the Black Gulf (OMG IS THAT RACIST?!? PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME GREAT AND POWERFUL EDITOR KEN LAYNE!!11!! BREITBART CAN HAZ TEH VIDEOS!) there...

Now that the oil spill/disaster/catastrophe is finally over (?!), BP is looking into another option to seal the well called "static kill" or "bullheading." Static Kill involves shooting heavy mud and ground-up chunks of...

Seepage and "undetermined anomalies at the well head" are being reported during the extended test phase of this fancy new wondercap. There are no pictures of this legendary seepage but the mere mention of...

Scantily clad Greenpeace and Earthjustice hippies are simultaneously covering themselves in chocolate and suing BP. Impressive. The new contraption on the oil well is fixed again. It is ready to drink its milkshake until...

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