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Wingnuts Magic Up Novel Legal Theory About Michael Flynn’s Innocence, Are Pathetic :(

Sometimes when a Mommy Liar and a Daddy Liar love each other very much, they rub up against each other on the internet. And three days later a Baby Lie is born!

Fuck Your Thoughts And Prayers, Joe Barton!

Five Dollar Feminist is MAD ABOUT A THING.
what the fresh prince did at home

Be Your Own Pennsylvania Mapfucker, With These Gerrymandered JIGSAW PUZZLES!

We're gettin' pretty tired of this Sheetz ... err, SHIT.

Jill Abramson Asks If We Should Impeach Clarence Thomas, And WONKETTE ANSWERS!

Should we get rid of a 69-year-old judge and let the Republicans replace him with some 25-year-old wingnut? It's a headscratcher!

GOP Lying Out Their Asses About The Mueller Indictments? UNPOSSIBLE!

All the lies that are fit to print.

Steve Bannon Tells House Intelligence Committee To Get Fucked, Provokes Riot In Wonkette Chatcave

Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.

Just Donald Trump Raw-Dogging A Playboy Model, Sorry About Your Lunch

Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.

Better Hope This Grifty Fucker Keeps Job Running VA Because The Alternative Would Be SO MUCH WORSE

On the one hand, THIS GUY. On the other hand, THE GUY THEY'D REPLACE HIM WITH.

Chuck Grassley Saying The Coverup Part Out Loud Again

Chuck Grassley has no inside voice.

How Many Laws Did Michael Cohen, President’s Lawyer, Break For Porn Star Payoff? Couple Few Maybe!

No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers?
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PA Governor Tom Wolf Tells The GOP Mapfuckers To Get Fucked

Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?

Grassley And Graham Star In ‘How Dare Susan Rice Catch Michael Flynn Committing These Crimes!’

Gosh, what is it about Susan Rice these guys just hate? It's a mystery!
Go nuts

TFW You’re Trying To Buy Back Your Shit And They Hand You A Pee Tape

Can't wait for Nunes's #HOTTAKE on this one!