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Trump Hotels Can’t Figure Out Foreign Money, Because Math Is Hard

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Team was lying about a thing!!!!

Let’s Meet The Fringey Lunatic Trump Is Making A Federal Judge!

Mitch McConnell has blessed us with this dreamboat FOR LIFE! #WINNING

Trump’s Personal Lawyer Sheri Dillon, You Are Going To Be A Wonkette STAR!

We're not saying that Donald Trump's financial disclosure is false. But HE'S not saying that it's true, either.

Clarence Thomas Joins Liberals To Strike Down Racist Redistricting?!?!? WHAAAAAAAA????

Is there a limit to electoral ratfucking? YES, THERE IS!

If Mike Flynn Pleads The Fifth, Will Congress Lock Him Up?

Now that Flynn has told the Senate to PISS OFF, will Richard Burr and Mark Warner personally beat it out of him? Or will they send staffers to do the job?

Turns Out Jared Kushner Really Does Roll On Shabbos!

Jared and Ivanka couldn't possibly leave early for Saudi Arabia! They HAD TO fly on Shabbos because....reasons.

White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)

White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!

A Plan So Dumb And Vindictive *Even Trump’s White House* Said No!

What if the real leaker is Barack Obama?????? It isn't. But if it were??????
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Roger Stone’s #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

Roger Stone has ideas about the special prosecutor, and they are LOLOLOL!!!

Trump Blesses Coast Guard With Inspirational Speech On His Struggles As A Victim Of The Lamestream Media

As you go forth into the world, you will encounter the FAKE MEDIA WHO ARE SO MEAN TO ME, DONALD TRUMP!!!!

No Muslim Ban! No Muslim Ban! You’re The Muslim Ban!

So, how will Donald Trump wow those Judges he just crapped all over on Twitter?

Supreme Court Not Having North Carolina’s Jim Crow, Thanks And Fuck You

SCOTUS is not having it with this OOPSIE accidental voter discrimination!

People Who Work For Donald Trump Busy Fat-Shaming Diabetics. It Is Funny Because Of His Ass!

If only poors would take care of themselves like our President, healthcare would be so easy!