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Mean Judge Sentences Pretty Blonde Lady to Prison for Bridgegate, UNFAIR!!!

Christie aides sentenced to jail for Bridgegate scandal? But this lady is blonde! UNPOSSIBLE!!!

Trump’s Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No?

So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!

Trump Lawyer Cites *Paula Jones* As To Why He Can’t Face Puss-Burgling Lawsuit. LOL Trump Lawyer! LOL!

Will Donald Trump face a lawsuit for being a gross groper? Or is he too busy Tweeting at the teevee?

Spicey To Save Time Today By Skipping Presser And Punching Himself In Face

Spokesdick Sean Spicer mansplains body language to Urban Reporter Lady. Sean is Bad, and He Should Feel Bad.

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!

Putin Just Sent Your New Boyfriend To Jail Again. HELLO, NEW BOYFRIEND.

Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.

President’s Son-In-Law Gonna Do Business All Over America’s Face! What Could Go Right?

Trump Son-In-Law Kushner was tapped to lead new office to allow business better opportunity to rape and pillage. If you had an MBA, you'd understand.

Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It

Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.

Intel Committee Chair Devin Nunes: He Going To Jail Or Nah? A Lawsplainer!

What laws MIGHT Devin Nunes have broken this week in the process of humping Donald Trump's leg? Let's Clusterfucksplore!

Donald Trump And Angela Merkel Met And All We Got Was This Unending Shame

Donald Trump and Angela Merkel - WORST DATE EVER!

Hey, Little Lady! White Guy Legislators Have Some Thoughts About Your Vagina!

Grab Your Vagina for a Ladyhaters Legislative Round Up! Spoiler Alert: There are Republicans Up in Your Bits!

Kay And Jared Jewelry Only Promote Women If They Sleep With Their Bosses. IS THAT BAD?

Every kiss begins with Kay, if you want to keep your job.

Mean Lawyers Ready To Put Kellyanne Conway In Ethics JAIL

Will Kellyanne go to Ethics Jail for being a lawyer who lies all the time? Let's lawsplore!

Supreme Court To Texas: For The Last Time, There Is No ‘Evil Black Guy’ Standard!

Are BAD GUYS still entitled to a fair trial in the United American States? What's a little racism between friends, amirite?

Cops To Gamergate Victims: Call Back If You Get Shot

NEWSFLASH!!! Women harassed and threatened online!!! Law enforcement advises constant vigilance and voting in midterm elections.