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Advice For Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen, From Wonkette’s Jewish Mother

Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

RNC Paying For Trumps’ Lawyers, So, Surprise The Trumps Are Lawyers Now!

There is NOTHING these people won't steal! Did you ever wonder who steals the salt shakers at Outback Steakhouse? IT'S THEM!

Why Did The FISA Court Okay All This Wiretapping? A Lawsplainer!

Speak into the microphone, Paulie!

Trump Russia Stuff: BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Hey, Paul Manafort! Ready to flip yet?

Can We Get You To Click On A Post About Trade War If We Tell You Trump Shouts ‘Where’s My Peter?’

John Kelly will stick a shiv in Donald Trump's Trade Advisor. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Trump Lawyer ‘Deep Throat’ Gives TED Talk About Russia Scandal To All Restaurant Patrons In Earshot

It is a day that ends in "Y," so it's time for another episode of White House Lawyers: LOL!!OMG!!WTF!! In today's installment, two members of Donald Trump's crack legal team sat down for a detailed discussion of their client's...

Trump Lawyers Deny Sticking Russian Spy Shoe Phone Straight Up Jared Kushner’s Ass

Yeah, Trump knew about the Russia Meeting. HIS OWN LAWYERS TOLD HIM!

NRA Aims At Gun Silencer Laws, For 2nd Amendment Right To Kill Cops And Flee

Sure people will die! But think how much nicer those hunters will look without those silly earmuffs.

Jeff Sessions Wiww Hunt Down Wascally Weakews With This Powygwaph Test!

Unnamed sources spill the beans on Jeff Sessions's leak investigation. LULZ!

Steve Mnuchin More Hateable Than His Terrible Wife

Donald Trump gets played by Democrats, so the White House sends THIS GUY to make nice with Republicans. Smooth move!

Trump Lawyer Successfully Baited With Hairy Nutsack

Dude's drunk emailing like he's Peggy Noonan or something.

Vladimir Putin Pees On Donald Trump, Tells Him It’s Raining

He's just not that into you!

Republicans Wish Someone With Power Would DO SOMETHING About Those Poor DACA Kids!

Republicans are so sad to deport all those DREAM Act kids. Not sad enough to do shit about it, though.

Betsy DeVos Couldn’t Hire Trump University Fraud Chief, Went With Next Best Thing

We expected Betsy DeVos to be terrible. But are you even kidding with this!!!