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Rex Tillerson: Making Naptime Great Again!

GAWD, YOU GUYS! Don't you think the man deserves a break!

Hawaii Crisis Pregnancy Center Will Jam An Ultrasound Wand In Your Vagina FOR JESUS!

Nurse Rebecca will get that 'baby photo,' even if she has to jam that probe up to your eyeballs! That's dedication!

Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!

Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!

Donald Trump’s NYT Interview Was HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

We're not saying that Maggie Haberman slips POTUS a mickey before these interviews...but we're not NOT saying it either!

House Freedom Caucus Is High AF And Ready To Take The Wheel!

House Freedom Caucus is PSYCHED to crash the economy! HOORAY!

Betsy DeVos Simply Does Not Care To Reply To Your Inquiries, Stupid Peasant Senators!

Is the problem with education all the lying sluts, or is it transgender kids? Just kidding! It's both!

Fox News Can’t Figure Out Which Lives Matter After Pretty White Lady Shot By Police

Police violence leaks out into White People Land. Time to care!

Jeff Sessions Is Making Reefer Madness Great Again

Drugs are bad! Mmmmmkay?

Jared Kushner Is Not As Think As He Smarts He Is!

Oh, Jared! Always in trouble, you little scamp!

Trump Is Literally Driving His Lawyer To Drink

Who would agree to represent these guys?

Erik Prince Petitions The Trump Court For New Afghan Colonial Concession

Let's just hand Afghanistan over to Erik Prince. What could go wrong?

Kris Kobach: These Rats Aren’t Going To Fuck Themselves!

Just to be on the safe side, let's purge 'em all!

Donny Trump Jr SO MAD Hillary Clinton Tricked Him Into Colluding With Russians, Just The Once

Don, Jr. and Jared both forgot the same meeting with that nice Russian lady. Weird!

Republicans Are Fucking Up That Obamacare Repeal BAD: A Wonksplainer

The party that wants to drown government in a bathtub is bad at governing? Whodathunkit!

Martin Shkreli Will Not Shut The Fuck Up!

Martin Shkreli disrupts trial with his good looks and charm. Also by being a total asshole.