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LOL OMG this is so fucking pathetic, we can't stop laughing.
Wonkette Wins ONE MILLION FAKIE AWARDS, For ‘Best Dick Joke’ And ‘Not Being The Fucking New York Times’
This is fake news. OR IS IT?
MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?
Rachel Maddow figured it out. Rachel Maddow ALWAYS figures it out.
So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!
Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree.
What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?
SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!
Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Fuuuuuuuuuuck! Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary!
How could she remember if Trump said 'shithole' when she can't even remember if there are white people in Norway?
Jared And Ivanka’s BFF Wendi Deng Murdoch MAYBE Chinese Spy, DEFINITELY Banged Tony Blair And Vladimir Putin, ALLEGEDLY
What in the fuck with this story?
Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!
Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.
MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER’S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW!
Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks.