Evan Hurst

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Evan Hurst is the Senior Editor of Wonkette. He spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it's probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT AN ANIMAL, OK?

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

Jesus, Facebook, Does Russia Have A Pee Tape Of You Too?

It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.
Smiling Trump is the only thing scarier than shouty Trump

Politico Profile Of Donald Trump Or Serial Killer Biography? We Just Can’t Decide!

Seriously, this is disturbing.

Breaking! Trump Made ‘Idiot’ Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better

You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.

If Ted Cruz Hates Dildos So Much, Then What’s This In His Butt?

It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.

Michael Flynn’s #PizzaGate Loving Idiot Son In Big Trouble With Robert Mueller, Mister!

Go to your room, #PizzaGate Junior!

Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of ‘Elites’

Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Which Trump Staffer Said This Pervy Shit To MSNBC’s Katy Tur? Oh, Probably ALL OF THEM KATY

Click for SALACIOUS GOSSIP about the Trump campaign!

DONALD TRUMP, GET YOUR TINY PIGGY PERVERT HANDS OFF KATY TUR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

Katy Tur's book is out today too! Surprise, it features a story about how Donald Trump is a filthy piece of trash.

Hillary Clinton Casually Suggests Bernie Sanders Not Messiah, Which Is Just Fucking Rude

We still liked that birdie though!