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SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.
Big news in the Mueller investigation!
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This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages.
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Three cheers for BuzzFeed!
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Michael Cohen Paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 Of His Own Lunch Moneys, Because That’s What Friends Are For
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Yes, now we are doing conspiracy theories about Obama's sperm.
The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore.
Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.
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Justice Department is HAAAAAARD, YOU GUYS.