Evan Hurst

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Evan Hurst is the Senior Editor of Wonkette. He spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it's probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.

YOU COME READ THESE STORIES RIGHT NOW!

No gross secular 'holiday trees' for little Eric, only the real kind that was grown by Jesus!
DON'T PUT WORD SALAD IN HER MOUTH.

Meanwhile, Ann Coulter is in the 'denial' stage of her intense grief.

Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush knows liberals are OUTRAGED that he figured out Obama's secret lesbian farmer conspiracy plans!

Hillary's speech on the 'alt-right' and Donald Trump's racism was VERY GOOD.

CNN reporting on 'mutual charges' of racism between Hillary and Trump, because Both Sides Do It, right?

Hillary also teaching America about the pathetic 'alt-right' movement. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, idiots!

Kellyanne Conway sat for a long interview with Rachel Maddow on Wednesday night. It did not go well for Kellyanne!

Get out your tin-foil hats, y'all!

If Trump really 'softens his stance' on immigration, why, Ann might cancel her book tour and go home to cry!
Professional cum-sock.

Look, a lawsuit to give religious wingnut doctors freedom to deny medical care to transgender folk, hooray!

This is getting REALLY fun, y'all.

What is YOUR favorite disgusting, racist, homophobic, misogynistic Breitbart headline? The Democrats want to know!

The latest in our series on all the 57 states Hillary will probably win in the US American election.

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