Evan Hurst

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Evan Hurst is the Senior Editor of Wonkette. He spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it's probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.

Let’s Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.’s Senate Lies, Since There’s Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today

Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.

LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It?

You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.

Don’t Tell Glenn Greenwald To STFU Because He’s Gay! Do It Because He’s A FUCKING IDIOT.

STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!

Is Hot Missouri GOP Senate Candidate Too Busy Doin’ Leg Day To Beat Claire McCaskill?

Sounds like Josh Hawley needs to PULL HIMSELF UP BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS, MOTHERFUCKER!

If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear

GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS!

Trump Gonna Find Those Fake Lying Leakers, Put Them In FAKE LYING JAIL!

He should appoint a special counsel to investigate HIMSELF, oh wait we already have that.

Vanessa Trump, A Verb, And 9/11 …

This is not a post about Donald Trump Jr.'s penis.
Gonna fuck you up!

Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL!

We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes!

What Do Michael Avenatti, Ice Cube, And Qatar Have In Common? They Are All In THIS DUMB STORY!

This story broke our brain so it doesn't have to break yours.

Your Weekly Top Ten Triumphantly Concludes Another Week Of Michael Cohen Falling Into His Own Asshole

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Sarah Palin’s Brain Just Went Rogue Again

IN WHAT RESPECT CHARLIE?
Just put a Band-Aid on it, don't be so weak and unprofessional.

Trump Asshole Can’t Stop LOLing About How Dead John McCain Is About To Be

Trump asshole says very Trump thing, and people are SHOCKED!

Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!

She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.

Rachel Maddow Has Questions About Michael Cohen, And They Are All LOLOL THE FUCK YOU SAY?

This scandal gets stupider and weirder and stupider and weirder ...

A Brief, Disgusting Update On The Life And Times Of Donald Trump Jr.’s Penis

If we have to learn about Junior's penis, so do you.