Fiona Apple made a Christmas song for Donald Trump!
What, you don't want to live there? There's totally a Starbucks in the lobby.
Failing upward, is what this is called.
Conway will fulfill her dreams, by directing an online Twitter trolling horde, for Donald Trump!
It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too.
Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!
WHO WANTS TO BE A HERO PRESIDENT? DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO BE A HERO PRESIDENT?
Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!
It's a YOOGE FREAKING DEAL, and not in a good way.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.
Did CNN's coverage of the 2016 election suck, or did it REALLY suck?
Trump's margin in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania is now fewer than 80,000 VOTES, FOR REAL, OH MY GOD.
It's UNFAIR AND MEAN to point out that she ran a racist campaign, even though it's totally true.
Wonkette helpfully answers readers' questions, helpfully.
Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.