Evan Hurst

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Evan Hurst is the Senior Editor of Wonkette. He spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it's probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.

GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

Sean Spicer’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.

No For Real Trump’s New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!)

More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview!

Trump’s Asshole Voter Suppression Commission Met Today And Elijah Cummings IS PISSED

Elijah Cummings is Mad About A Thing. Also this is your OPEN THREAD.

Chris Cillizza Probably Shouldn’t Invite People To Ask Him Anything

Chris Cillizza did a Reddit AMA. It went like you'd imagine.

Trump Had Secret G20 Threesome With Putin And Kremlin Translator

TOTALLY NORMAL NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

We Think We’re Starting To Get Why Russia Wanted To Do Sexxx Conspiracies With Gross Donald Trump Jr.

Trump Junior's Latest Russian Conspiracy Buddy Identified!

Shocking New Book Says Steve Bannon Is Asshole, Chris Christie Is Gross

Juicy summer reading for you!

Sean Spicer Awakens From Beautiful Dream Where Trump Jr. Never Conspired With Russia

Sean Spicer apparently hasn't been keeping up with ANY of the Donald Trump Jr. news. Your OPEN THREAD!

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

Trump Unzips Pants, Shows Everybody His Little Bitty Approval Rating

No, Donald Trump, it does NOT happen to all presidents.