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We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.
It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.
Seriously, this is disturbing.
You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.
It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.
Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!
GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.
Go to your room, #PizzaGate Junior!
Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!
All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?
Click for SALACIOUS GOSSIP about the Trump campaign!
Katy Tur's book is out today too! Surprise, it features a story about how Donald Trump is a filthy piece of trash.
DAMN. HOLY SHIT. DAMN.
We still liked that birdie though!
WHOA. THE FUCK. IF TRUE.