Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!
Is Michael Flynn about to be thrown under the bus? MAYBE.
THE PLOT THICKENS.
No emoluments. No emoluments. YOU'RE the emoluments.
Donald Trump had a very good day today.
This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.
We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
More dispatches from the Alex Jones custody trial!
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
AND THEY SAY PUSS-GRABBING DOESN'T PAY.
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(