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Our Long National Nightmare Beginneth Today! Liveblogging Donald Trump’s Inauguration, Help Us Jesus
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We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!
Remember that time Rick Perry enjoyed playing on the couch with Al Franken? Rick Perry remembers.
This is your OPEN THREAD, where you will cry at a Michelle Obama video.
President Obama used his last news conference ever to send Donald Trump a little message about how America works.
In shocking news, Assange may be going back on his promise to face extradition to the United States. Really.
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
This is also your OPEN THREAD, okay? You can talk here, it's allowed.
Oh boy, we found us a real live moron!
Donald Trump will go to work as president on Monday. If he feels like it.
Kellyanne Conway says the Trump camp is the 'Walking Wounded,' because everybody is so mean to them. Really.
You may yap your mouths off in this, your open thread!
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John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?