Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.
You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.
STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!
Sounds like Josh Hawley needs to PULL HIMSELF UP BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS, MOTHERFUCKER!
If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear
GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS!
He should appoint a special counsel to investigate HIMSELF, oh wait we already have that.
This is not a post about Donald Trump Jr.'s penis.
We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes!
This story broke our brain so it doesn't have to break yours.
Your Weekly Top Ten Triumphantly Concludes Another Week Of Michael Cohen Falling Into His Own Asshole
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
IN WHAT RESPECT CHARLIE?
Trump asshole says very Trump thing, and people are SHOCKED!
She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.
This scandal gets stupider and weirder and stupider and weirder ...
If we have to learn about Junior's penis, so do you.