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What is our president Barack O'Sexytime up to on this lovely Friday, as the world reels from the UK's vote to leave the European Union? Oh, just gay stuff, because that's what he always...
Is the FBI missing something? Is everybody else missing something?
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Bernie says he's voting for Hillary! It happened on the television! Or maybe he's not! Who can say!
Trump has debuted LyingCrookedHillary.com, and it is a GAME CHANGER. (No it isn't.)
Let's get acquainted with Trump's new pal Troy Newman, president of Operation Rescue!
Your president is LOLing at the idea that Donald Trump is a 'good businessman.'
There's a lot of 'allegedly' in this story, but boy oh boy, if this is true.
You come listen to these songs right now!
Also he hates you, he hates you, he hates you, and you are not his real dad.
This is what raising hell looks like.
She also says Trump Did Not Build That, oooooooh YA BURNT!
Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!