Evan Hurst

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Evan Hurst is the Senior Editor of Wonkette. He spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it's probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Made It Almost A Month With ‘President’ Trump. Only 47 More To Go!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Jake Tapper: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, You’re Cool, Fuck YOU, I’m Out

Our boyfriend Jake is full of zingers, and his butt cheeks are perky!

Smegma-Faced Jason Chaffetz Literally Addicted To Hillary Clinton’s Emails, Please Send Help

Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?

Trump’s NSA Pick Tells Him To Go Get Peed On

Nobody with any dignity would WANT to work for Donald Trump.

Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!

SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.

Trump Makes HISTORY! With Lowest New President Approval Rating OF ALL TIME!

Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!

Intelligence Community Will See Donald Trump IN HELL

An unnamed senior intelligence official says Trump will 'die in jail.' Hoo boy.

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

House GOP Won’t Investigate Russia’s Own Michael Flynn, It’s Not Like He’s Hillary Clinton!

They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Hillary Clinton’s Official Response To Mike Flynn’s Resignation Is ‘LOLOLOLOLOL!’

What's Hillary up to? Oh, just screwing with Trump and Mike Flynn on Twitter.

Joe And Mika Just Turned On Lying Kellyanne Conway Like A Couple Of Heathers

Oh no, are Joe and Mika being SEXIST to Kellyanne again?

Joe And Mika Finally Catch Whiff Of Autocracy From Trump White House, And It. Is. ADORABLE.

Mika and Joe think pissy, autocratic Trump twit Stephen Miller is a pissy, autocratic little twit.