Today we are all Pope Francis. And today, we are all former Mexican President Vicente Fox! Today we are also your OPEN THREAD!
Is it time for Michael Flynn to GO TO JAIL? Not yet, but sounds like Congress is gettin' pissed!
Meet Marc Kasowitz! He seems JUST GREAT.
Ladies and gentlemen, your president.
Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!
Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.
Sorry if you weren't planning to be gay today, but now you are.
Oh look who is trying to be relevant again!
Trump’s Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)
Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?
The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.
LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!
He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!
Wonkette Begs Deep State To Add Dick Jokes To Daily Leaks To Give Exhausted Bloggers A Motherfucking Break
WE ARE SO TIRED OH MY GOD WE ARE SO TIRED.
Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'!
Hahahahahaha oh God, he literally is shitting on Israel. Is today's GOP cool with that?