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James O’Keefe Releases EXCLUSIVE Video Of CNN Cleaning Lady Saying Trump-Russia Stories Are ‘Bullshit’
Uh oh you guys James O'Keefe is doing 'journalism' again, whatever will we do?
Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.
What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.
MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.
Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Hardened criminal Dinesh D'Souza knows who has Street Smarts, and it is Donald Trump!
Holy shit, JOURNALISM ALERT!
No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.
Who among us doesn't want to be squeezed by Justin Trudeau like this?
What a little Pinocchio he is!
Experienced and un-sexist Democrats would like to blame Nancy Pelosi for all their butthurts. Wonkette calls bullshit.
Trump loves the poor people and the poorly educated people! But EW GROSS NO, they cannot work for him.