ANGRY JOHN MCCAIN IS ANGRY.
We are not writing one more political post today and you can't make us.
Somebody missed their shift at the adult daycare AGAIN.
To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.
Thanks for your important contributions to this conversation, Junior.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.
Wherein Maxine Waters tricks a sleeping Ben Carson into disagreeing with Donald Trump.
Hello America, your president MAY HAVE lost his fucking mind.
Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!
A love letter to all the men out there blaming anybody but HARVEY WEINSTEIN for HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S SEX CRIMES.
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!
Sad old goat is probably locked in his room, blaring Elliott Smith to drown out all the TEARS. Now it is your OPEN THREAD!
Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.
He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!
It all makes sense now! Just kidding, it always made sense.