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Our boyfriend Jake is full of zingers, and his butt cheeks are perky!
Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
Nobody with any dignity would WANT to work for Donald Trump.
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!
HEY LOOK OVER THERE! SQUIRREL!
An unnamed senior intelligence official says Trump will 'die in jail.' Hoo boy.
Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.
They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.
What's Hillary up to? Oh, just screwing with Trump and Mike Flynn on Twitter.
Oh no, are Joe and Mika being SEXIST to Kellyanne again?
Hey media, DO YOUR JOBS.
Mika and Joe think pissy, autocratic Trump twit Stephen Miller is a pissy, autocratic little twit.