Life is so hard when you are a jailed member of the Bundy criminal syndicate family! Our top post this week, because this is your weekly top ten thingamahoozit post (on a holiday weekend!),...
Walmart doesn't have the stones to say where boys without stones or girls with them should drop their kids off at the pool.
Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!
Awwww, true love!
Gather round, ye Wonkers, for we have another TKO smackdown to share with you!
Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!
Hey look, a whole new level of doxxing!
Just one more thing on which insane rage monkey Michelle Malkin and poised, calm, lovely and boob-positive Wonkette part ways.
Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!
You come listen to all these songs RIGHT NOW, because Vice President Beyoncé said so.
Did Hillary do something wrong? Yeah. Did everybody else do something wrong too? Yeah. IS EVERYBODY SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID?
Why is jail so much like jail?
Crazy lady Mary Lou Bruner loses her Texas state school board runoff. Now the kids will never learn THE REAL TRUTH.
Salon murdered our brains with one million words about disembeddedness and Trump steaks. We are dead now. We are a ghost.
If there's one thing we can all agree on at Wonkette, it's that the only thing worse than a lady is a cusser. Make that a cussing lady and we run for the hills! So...
White jerk bitches to school principal about baby receiving diploma for murdered teen mom. Principal is having NONE OF IT Y'ALL.