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Devin Nunes Breaks Land Speed Record For Blowing Wad All Over Fox News (ALLEGEDLY!)
COMEY MEMOS! GET SOME!
A Wonkette Guest Post By Debbie Schlussel About Gross Sean Hannity, Because That Is A Thing That’s Happening Right Now
WONKETTE HATH MADE AN ERROR! HEREIN LIES A RETRACTION!
Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES?
Memphis Tells Tennessee Lege To Fuck Off In Most DELIGHTFUL Way
We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.
GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes
Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!
Nikki Haley Was Through With Your Shit Five Minutes Ago
Larry Kudlow is VERY SORRY for saying Nikki Haley is a silly dumb lady who gets confused all the time.
Sean Hannity Can Haz ALL DONALD TRUMP’S LAWYERS?
The world of Trump and Hannity is weird and gross and incestuous, ALLEGEDLY.
World’s Stupidest Chuck Todd Beginning To Doubt Fox News’s Commitment To Sparkle Motion
With guest starring performance from Chris Cillizza, because we're sorry.
Geraldo Wins Pulitzer For Excellence In TIME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KENDRICK LAMAR
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, GERALDO.
Trump White House Gotta Throw Nikki Haley Under This Bus Real Fast, BRB
We are supposed to believe Nikki Haley was BEIN' A BIG IDIOT when she said we were going to sanction the shit out of Russia some more.
The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!
This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen’s Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Corey Lewandowski Is Exactly As Dumb As He Looks
A listicle of things Corey Lewandowski should blame James Comey for next, in case he's feeling extra stupid today!
James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)
James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Wondering When Our Long National Nightmare Will Be Over
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!