Evan Hurst

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Evan Hurst is the Senior Editor of Wonkette. He spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it's probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.

You come vote for the Wonkette Baby in the Cute Baby Contest right now!

What is our president Barack O'Sexytime up to on this lovely Friday, as the world reels from the UK's vote to leave the European Union? Oh, just gay stuff, because that's what he always...

Is the FBI missing something? Is everybody else missing something?

Don't you want to read a NICE story on Friday morning? Yes you do, CLICK CLICK CLICK!

Bernie says he's voting for Hillary! It happened on the television! Or maybe he's not! Who can say!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Trump has debuted LyingCrookedHillary.com, and it is a GAME CHANGER. (No it isn't.)

No really, it could happen!

Let's get acquainted with Trump's new pal Troy Newman, president of Operation Rescue!

Your president is LOLing at the idea that Donald Trump is a 'good businessman.'

There's a lot of 'allegedly' in this story, but boy oh boy, if this is true.

You come listen to these songs right now!

Also he hates you, he hates you, he hates you, and you are not his real dad.

She also says Trump Did Not Build That, oooooooh YA BURNT!

Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!
I can has nuclear launch codes now?

The Donald Trump campaign has close to NO MONEYS on hand. How can this have happened to the businessman who wrote 'The Art Of The Deal'?

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