Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!
Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
Is it TrumpCare or RyanCare, James Comey gets comfy, and China bootlegs Ivanka Trump! Your morning news brief!
Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!
Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?