Doktor Zoom

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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition). He loves upvoting your comments but Disqus is broken and his upvotes don't "stick." Just assume he upvoted what you said, because it was excellent and witty.

Oh, Look! Some Last-Minute Lying Ads In Georgia’s Special Election! Starring Mister BARACK OBAMA!

A bunch of lies and deceit from outside groups? Must mean the Democrat has a pretty good chance!
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Decries Incivility, Says Mean Liberals Are Actual ISIS

Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.

Guess Sheriff David Clarke Will Only Kill People In Milwaukee, Not Whole Country, Darn.

We probably haven't heard the last of David Clarke, especially if there's a TV camera within 20 miles.

Maybe If Everyone Murdered Everyone We Wouldn’t Need Politics

This week is off to a terrible start.
Princess Sunbutt Will Rise Again!

Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!

It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.

Oh No Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones GOTCHA’D Your GOTCHA! (Not A Euphemism)

This may not match the excitement of 'Al Capone's Vault.' But it will match the excitement of AN OPEN THREAD!!

Republicans To Fix Healthcare By Finding Solution To Fix It. You’ll Really Want To Read This One.

Republicans' case for rewriting healthcare might be stronger if they had a case.
She's got to be thrilled by this

Homeland Security Neutralizes Another Threat To America: Parents Of American Citizens

If the parents are deported, what happens to their citizen kids? That's their problem.

Betsy DeVos Rescues Another Obama Victim: Scammy For-Profit Colleges

There are few parasites worse than the people running for-profit colleges. Obviously, the Trump administration is eager to help them.

House’s Obamacare Repeal As Bad For Jobs As For Healthcare, Hooray!

The news about the effects of repealing Obamacare just keeps getting the opposite of better.

DC Charging Erdogan’s Goon Squad For Bringing Turkish-Style Democracy To America

If those guys ever come back to America, they might be in big trouble.

Are Georgia Voting Machines Secure? Frankly, My Dear, They Don’t Give a Damn

Georgia's voting systems could be at risk. Fortunately, the state has taken strong action to tell critics to shut up.

Top Narc Jeff Sessions Coming For Your Devil Weed, Hippies!

This aggression will not stand, man.

‘Shooting Up Republican Baseball’ Was Not In Bernie Sanders’s Platform

The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.

Donald Trump Tells Senators To Kill Healthcare For Millions Without Being ‘Mean’

Donald Trump wore his human mask briefly Tuesday. Nobody took him seriously, though. What a joker!