Doktor Zoom

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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition).

Half a million in charity grifting for what? Gold-plated 'massagers'?
Oh, It's This Asshole Again

Alleged human being George Zimmerman was asked how Trayvon Martin's parents might feel about his getting over $100,000 for the gun he shot their son with. He hopes they'll reflect on what bad parents they were and how they hurt George Zimmerman.

A federal court ordered school desegregation plan be put in place in Cleveland, Mississippi, a mere 62 years -- almost to the day -- after Brown v. Board of Education.
Set phasers to WTF?

Hillary surrogate Ed Rendell, you're not helping.

Idaho's most consistently wackaloon lawmaker lost her primary election Tuesday. With any luck, more nutty extremists will come along to take her place.
He loves America so much, and this is the thanks he gets?

Talk show has-been Glenn Beck has failed to kick tax-cut guru Grover Norquist out of the National Rifle Association for being a Muslim Brotherhood spy. It's like nobody wants to have a good paranoid purge anymore.

The Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin breaks up with the GOP for being too crass, stupid, and angry. Maybe she is libertarian-curious?
Adams has actually not endorsed Trump. His readers love the bastard

I'm Scott Adams. You may know me from my hilarious cartoon 'Dilbert,' and also from being kind of a wackadoo Men's Rights Guy. Here are my noodlings and ponderings on Donald Trump and his hot babe army and oh my god I want to die.
Let us also assume you're running for Congress. Ah, but I repeat myself.

Mike Webb will find the real porners if it's the last thing he does. Also, is definitely not crazy.
Clearly a terrifying presence

A Connecticut woman says the was called "disgusting" in a Walmart restroom by a shopper who assumed she was trans because she has short hair. Disgusting? Maybe. But COMPLETELY ADORABLE.
Just what we need: Dudebro fascists

Oh great, now we've got millennial white supremacists. And in Montana, one's going to be an actual Republican nominee for the state legislature.
Exactly how evolution works

Schools in Youngstown, Ohio, are teaching 'Intelligent design,' using videos from a nutty Islamic creationist. Maybe Islamophobia and anti-science stupidity will cancel each other out.

Donald Trump doesn't want your stupid special relationship anymore, Britain! You can just shut your stupid dumb limey biscuitholes!
Scootaloo has just about had it with your bullshit

It's time again to take a fond look back at some of the nuttier comments left for our enjoyment and edification in the last week.

This 2016 election is not looking all that great for the Republicans holding on to the Senate. Democrats only need to pick up five seats to retake control, and with Donald Trump at the...
You guys have any submissions for a new COTW logo?

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