Usually 'I was JOKING' is a terrible defense. But in this case, the joke was aimed at a worthy target and those pretending to be offended are evil.
You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?
Strip-mining the Grand Canyon remains still only a beautiful dream -- for now.
It's an atrocity, but it's not getting very big ratings.
We also have to do something about all those welfare Cadillacs.
We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.
Oh, the fuckery runs so deep in this bill.
Oh, look! The tax bill even includes a fuck-you to clean energy!
They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney.
Don't rush out and reserve tickets just yet.
You've got to watch this ad. Seriously, hurry up and watch it!
Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans.
Oh, look, mother, the rich are dancing in the streets. How nice for them!
If we have senators who molested little girls, why not a senator who killed 29 miners?
It's OK to be white. It's not OK to be this stupid.
Shocker: WaPo journalist does journalism right, proving that you can't trust anything WaPo says.