There's letting the punishment fit the crime, and then there's this daycare in Arkansas.
Jared should have that peace deal ready any minute now.
Christ, what an asshole.
He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.
Scott Pruitt has some funny ideas about how science works -- and about who counts as an expert on climate.
When Paul Ryan says he wants to help you, RUN.
Looks like more white genocide, huh.
Scary vice-presidential stories to tell in the dark.
A gun law that goes beyond cursory background checks? Fascinating! Tell me more!
Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up.
History doesn't repeat itself, but this sucker's rhyming like crazy.
Turns out Don's ship was shooting blanks.
This ought to get the little bastards off their iPhones.
Jeff Sessions loves America so much he'll rip families apart to protect American values. Which now include RIPPING FAMILIES APART.
Why would the NRA pick a controversial figure like Ollie North? Why WOULDN'T it?
If Don Blankenship wins, Joe Manchin has a better chance to hold his Senate seat. If he loses, we may not have to hear about Don Blankenship for a while.