Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition). He loves upvoting your comments but Disqus is broken and his upvotes don't "stick." Just assume he upvoted what you said, because it was excellent and witty.

Stephen Hawking Has Left The Universe

An appreciation

ICE Guy Done Working For Gestapo, Thank You

An ICE spokesguy just couldn't bring himself to lie. Odd job choice.

BREAKING: Trump Fires Everyone Who Ever Spoke Tillerson’s Name, Including YOU

Trump doesn't need any of this crap! Except for this paddle game...and this chair...

Is ‘Princess Black Sites’ Really The Best Person Trump Could Pick To Run The CIA?

You know who ELSE was a career civil servant respected by their peers?
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kris Kobach Shits Bed Again On Kansas Vote Trial’s Fourth Day. Really, Just All The Shit

Oh lord this man is an incompetent schmuck.

Stix Nix Dix After Lobbyist Kix, Pix

At least he kept his caucus in his pants. As far as we know.

Michigan Snowflake Is The Rosa Parks Of 18-Year-Olds Who Need To Buy Shotguns

So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.

Betsy DeVos Sprays Stupid-Juice All Over Lesley Stahl In ’60 Minutes’ Interview

Chuck Todd should watch this to see how a journalist does interviews.
This must be the politest society in anime

Trump Announces Gun Plan To Do Absolutely Nothing About Guns (Except Ban Abortion, Probably)

Drug dealers won't be affected by a blue ribbon commission, but mass shooters certainly will.

Senate Sunday: In Florida, It’s Bill Nelson Versus Voldemort

You know what this country really doesn't need? Senator Bat Boy. Ick.
ryan c, man's pocket Constitution says this is some bullshit, man.

Cliven Bundy’s ‘Legal Idiot’ Son Ryan Running For Governor Of Nevada Legal Idiots

No, they never will go away. Why would they ever go away?

Ryan Zinke Spending $139,000 On Office Doors? THANKS OBAMA.

When he's finally shown the door, at least it'll be a pretty one.

Alabama Fixin’ To Throw Thousands Of Kids Off Medicaid For Their Own Good

The working poor are already working, and poor. Let's make life a bit harder for them!

Sherrod Brown And Liz Warren Are Not Having Your Banking Bill Crap!

Sherrod Brown is pissed, y'all.

Peace In Our Time! Donald Trump Can’t Possibly Go Wrong In Meeting Kim Jong Un

Oh good, peace is surely at hand now. Somebody find a dove.

We Have Another Example Of Liberal Fascism For Bari Weiss, It Is These Ghosts Haunting Milo Yiannopoulos?

This is all getting so recursive we could just curse.