Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
Some Trump cabinet aides are losing their jobs for disloyalty before their bosses even get moved into the West Wing.
You thought the Sweden story was weird? Get a load of this one.
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.
Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing.
Oh, good. A Trump rally. Been a while.
Oh, look! The FBI Records Vault would like to remind you of that time the Trumps were sued for racial discrimination.
A sad, lovely post. GOOD MORNING.
Just another day in the devil-worshipping Luciferian demon-possessed salt mines.
Looks like Trump may not get the grifty jerk he wanted to be Secretary of Labor. Where will he ever find another grifty jerk?
Extremism in the defense of kicking people off insurance for pre-existing conditions is probably a vice, really.
Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?
Did anyone actually run on the 'more guns for the severely mentally ill' ticket?
You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.