A Republican nominee for Congress accuses her Democratic opponent, incumbent Tulsi Gabbard, of being a devil worshipper because Gabbard is Hindu. She also hates Japanese-Americans. She seems nice.
After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
Sen. Mark Kirk says Barack Obama is the 'drug dealer in chief' for releasing frozen Iranian assets. He doesn't do metaphors very good.
Michele Bachmann is advising Donald Trump on foreign policy. How's that for a kick in the pants?
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Who'd have guessed that North Carolina may be a key state in Democrats' hopes of retaking the Senate? We're just as surprised as you!
Donald Trump went to Baton Rouge to look at the floodwaters, help unload a truck, and sign some baseball caps. Everything's better!
Paul Manafort had resigned from Donald Trump's presidential campaign; we bet everyone's all broken up about that.
Sen. Jeff Sessions would jsut like us to remember how tough on crime Donald Trump is: So tough he called for the execution of five falsely-accused teens!
Donald Trump regrets some things he said. What things? Things.
A lawsuit alleges officials at a Long Island middle school forced a learning-disabled Muslim boy to confess to planning a terrorist attack. Get ready for morons to start explaining why this made perfect sense.
Donald Trump doesn't have a very high opinion of American intelligence. That seems ungrateful to the people who won him the nomination.
Yet another would-be rightwing dirty trickster has been caught trying to infiltrate a Democratic campaign. These folks are really crappy spies.
Aetna dropped out of Obamacare exchanges in 11 states this week, proving either that Obamacare is unsustainable, or that big corporations can act like big babies when they don't get what they want.
A Tulsa man has been charged with murdering his next-door neighbor because he was from Lebanon. Yes, in the USA in 2016.
Liz Cheney won the Republican primary for the open House seat in Wyoming, putting her on a path to eventual Overlordhood.