Doktor Zoom

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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition). He loves upvoting your comments but Disqus is broken and his upvotes don't "stick." Just assume he upvoted what you said, because it was excellent and witty.

Rape Fan Mike Cernovich Gets Sam Seder Fired For Not Liking Rape. Welcome To Trump’s MSNBC!

Usually 'I was JOKING' is a terrible defense. But in this case, the joke was aimed at a worthy target and those pretending to be offended are evil.
'S okay, he's a nice demon like Anya.

Barack Obama Seizing 4,000 Guns — From Beyond The Grave!

You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?

Trump To National Monuments: You’re Fired!

Strip-mining the Grand Canyon remains still only a beautiful dream -- for now.

Myanmar Government Insists Rohingya People Are ‘Fake News.’ See? Donald Trump IS Influential.

It's an atrocity, but it's not getting very big ratings.

Orrin Hatch And Chuck Grassley In Poor-Shitting Contest, Congratulations, Both Win!!!!

We also have to do something about all those welfare Cadillacs.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.

Lobbyists Stuffing Tax Bill With Cigs, Popcikles And Those Cakes They Like

Oh, the fuckery runs so deep in this bill.
Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

GOP Tax ‘Cut’ Bill Set To Axe-Murder Clean Energy. Sorry Iowa, Oklahoma, North Dakota Et Al.!

Oh, look! The tax bill even includes a fuck-you to clean energy!

GOP Ready To Pass Tax ‘Cut’ Bill Despite LITERALLY NOT KNOWING WHAT’S ACTUALLY IN IT

They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney.

Jimmy Kimmel Heading To Alabama For A Jesus Fight With Roy Moore

Don't rush out and reserve tickets just yet.

NO PENIS! NO PENIS! YOU’RE THE PENIS! (This Is Just A Really Good Campaign Ad.)

You've got to watch this ad. Seriously, hurry up and watch it!

Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.)

Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans.

Senate Republicans Can’t Wait To Cut Taxes For The Rich, Kill Your Healthcare, Screw Your Mom

Oh, look, mother, the rich are dancing in the streets. How nice for them!
Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Jailbird Coal CEO Don Blankenship Running For Senate Because Dead Miners Can’t Vote

If we have senators who molested little girls, why not a senator who killed 29 miners?

Dipshit Who Went To White House For Gateway Pundit: ‘It’s OK To Be White’ And Also Assault Chicks

It's OK to be white. It's not OK to be this stupid.

BREAKING DRUDGE SIRENS SHOCK VIDEO! James O’Keefe Has No Fucking Idea How Journalism Works!

Shocker: WaPo journalist does journalism right, proving that you can't trust anything WaPo says.