What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision.
What do you do when Donald Trump thinks you're his hot daughter?
Th-Th-That's All, Folks!
The Bible is such a yooge, classy book. Read it? Why would he read it? He lives it, and if you say otherwise, you're a loser.
Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.
He can count the size of the crowd on his huge hands.
Up next: The Pacifism of Ronald Reagan.
You won't believe how completely Trump has figured this out. All the pieces are coming together. No, you can't peek.
Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
Donald Trump has solved his conflict of interest problem. How? By saying there's no problem!
Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.
Idaho rightwingers are a special kind of crazy.
Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.
Grab your Culture Guns, folks. We've got a war over a painting going on in Congress.
Let’s Watch Ben Carson Sleep Through His Own Confirmation Hearing For Secretary Of Thing He’s Unqualified For!
Hope you're ready for some platitudes!