‘Alt-Right’ Cover Of ‘We Didn’t Start The Fire’ Will Make You Yearn For Victoria Jackson’s Melodious Yowls
Those whimsical playful race-baiters of the 'alt-right' have made their own version of the already terrible 'We Didn't Start the Fire.' It has no beat and you can't dance to it.
When slime-dripping Nixon pal Roger Stone says you've gone too far, you may have gone too far.
The NLRB says grad students are workers with rights and stuff. This could set back plans for a new rock-climbing wall in the student rec center.
Just another fatal shooting of a motorist, except this time it was a deaf guy. Move along.
Donald Trump jacked up the rent his campaign pays him as soon as the donations started rolling in. Who says he's not a business genius?
Corey Lewandowski explained why Donald Trump's appeals to African-Americans always happen in front of white audiences: Black areas are too dangerous.
Donald Trump has a plan to stop crime, and it all depends on One Tough Cop. Wish Trump had gotten his name.
A Republican nominee for Congress accuses her Democratic opponent, incumbent Tulsi Gabbard, of being a devil worshipper because Gabbard is Hindu. She also hates Japanese-Americans. She seems nice.
After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
Sen. Mark Kirk says Barack Obama is the 'drug dealer in chief' for releasing frozen Iranian assets. He doesn't do metaphors very good.
Michele Bachmann is advising Donald Trump on foreign policy. How's that for a kick in the pants?
Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn’t Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza’s High Intellectual Standards
Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.
Who'd have guessed that North Carolina may be a key state in Democrats' hopes of retaking the Senate? We're just as surprised as you!
Donald Trump went to Baton Rouge to look at the floodwaters, help unload a truck, and sign some baseball caps. Everything's better!
Paul Manafort had resigned from Donald Trump's presidential campaign; we bet everyone's all broken up about that.