Doktor Zoom

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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition). He loves upvoting your comments but Disqus is broken and his upvotes don't "stick." Just assume he upvoted what you said, because it was excellent and witty.

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.

Barack Obama Would Like To Have A Word With You About Healthcare

The guy whose name is synonymous with Care has some thoughts on what the Republicans want to do to healthcare.

All The Really Vomity Parts Of The Senate’s Obamacare-Killing ‘Better Care’ Act

Your Shit Sandwich is ready, America!

Donald Trump Gets Just A Little Richer Off Only Housing Program His Budget Doesn’t Cut. No Conflict!

Donald Trump getting rich off government programs? Inconceivable!

Senate Republicans To Finally Let Us See How They’ll Murder Obamacare (And Poor People) Today

They really shouldn't have let the death panel write this thing.

Donald Trump Jr. So Proud Karen Handel Broke Glass Ceiling, Because Dems Don’t Count

Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.

Bodyguard For ‘Alt-Right’ Moron Stabbed In Brawl By ‘Armenian Gangsters’ Who Hate White Dudes. Sure.

'Armenian gangsters' is probably not the next big hit from David Simon.

No, Nancy Pelosi Never Said Obamacare Was Secret: Clip And Save!

Let's try killing a myth. Or at least explaining where it came from and giving it a swift kick in the pants.

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?

Let’s All Watch Georgia’s Special Election Runoff Until 3 AM Then Plotz!

Let's all watch the returns together. Perhaps they'll be many happy ones. It's also your OPEN THREAD.

Nice Time! Minnesota Nurses Buy And Forgive $2.6 Million In Patients’ Medical Debt

In a better world, gestures like this wouldn't be needed. But it's still pretty wonderful.

Karen Handel Not So Big On Letting People Vote, Which Is A Good Reason Not To Vote For Her

You know what they say: Vote Your Ossoff.

Senate Dems Demand Republicans Show Ingredients Of Trumpcare Shit Sandwich

Let's watch some highlights of Senate Democrats saying HELL NO to the Republicans' terrible secret 'healthcare' bill.

Oh, Look! Some Last-Minute Lying Ads In Georgia’s Special Election! Starring Mister BARACK OBAMA!

A bunch of lies and deceit from outside groups? Must mean the Democrat has a pretty good chance!
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Decries Incivility, Says Mean Liberals Are Actual ISIS

Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.