Doktor Zoom

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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition). He loves upvoting your comments but Disqus is broken and his upvotes don't "stick." Just assume he upvoted what you said, because it was excellent and witty.
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Deleted Comments: So This Is Where The Truly Depraved Hang Out

Yet another grab-bag of brilliance from our Deleted Comments bin, plus a bonus crazy lady on your Editrix's facebook page! Wear thick gloves if actually grabbing.
It's Banksy, in a canal, with a spray can.

House Science Committee Celebrates Death Of Facts By Retweeting Fake Breitbart Climate Article

What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.
Man has got to have a code.

Oh Hi Donald Trump, Here Are Some Things To Know About Your New Best Pal, Murdering Fascist Man Duterte

Is Donald Trump America's Duterte, or is Rodrigo Duterte the Philippines' Trump?
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Forget It: There’s No Language Donald Trump’s Nuremberg Speech Would’ve Sounded Better In

You WILL love the Trump, under penalty of law.
So, about that whole 'civilian control of the military' thing...So, about that whole 'civilian control of the military' thing...

Trump Could Do Worse Than Secretary Of Defense James Mattis. In Fact, It’s Shocking He Didn’t

Donald Trump seems to have almost accidentally found a competent candidate for Secretary of Defense. Maybe.

Ivanka Trump Wants To Fight Climate Change, May Be Chinese Spy

Maybe she's Writing A Letter to Daddy.
Every bit as petulant today as in 2003

Sore Winner Darrell Issa Sues Democratic Opponent For Libel Like Big Whiny Jerk Baby He Is

Maybe people hate him because he's a schmuck, not because campaign ads called him a schmuck.

Federal Court Won’t Let North Carolina’s Racially Gerrymandered Districts Stand, Man

Looks like there might be a down side to Republicans running wild with power. Who knew?
Which one's the moderate?

Trump’s Victory Thank You Tour Marching Into Cincinnati, Will Annex Sudetenland

Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Donald Trump Bribes Carrier Into Still Moving Some Jobs To Mexico

You may be shocked to learn that this is not the job creation Trump promised.

Team Of Evils: Meet The Latest Vulture Capitalists In Donald Trump’s Cabinet!

These plutocrats will help make America great for the common folks, after laying off and foreclosing on them.

Breitbart Watch: Establishment Republicans Are Importing Somali Terrorists To Stab You! Be More Afraid!

Now we know who's really responsible for terrorism: Republicans who don't hate Muslims enough.
He does not even seem nice

Looks Like We’re Gonna Have Darrell Issa To Kick Around Some More

Almost guaranteed to be a sore winner.

Pope Francis Meets With Scientists, Urges Certain Unnamed Nation (HE MEANS US) Not To Kill Planet

When the Pope of Rome subtweets you, you should know you've screwed up.