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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition). He loves upvoting your comments but Disqus is broken and his upvotes don't "stick." Just assume he upvoted what you said, because it was excellent and witty.
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Donald Trump might have said he's considering reversing American policy and recognizing Russia's annexation of Ukraine. Or he might not have understood the question. Does it matter?
This man knows malarky when he sees it

Old Handsome Joe Biden delivered one fine Old Handsome Joe Biden speech at the DNC Wednesday. He's electric as ever.
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

President Obama's speech at the DNC Wednesday offered some thoughts on who the un-American candidate in this election is. It's the guy who has a list of demands, not policy proposals.

It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz endorsed a Georgia Republican who said people should shoot cops serving 'no-knock' warrants. You'll probably guess how well that candidate did.
If only Democrats loved America. Sad!

Predictably, Donald Trump insists Democrats don't love the flag enough. It's a star spangled lie, but he'll get mileage out of it.

Hillary Clinton would like to have a word with you young ladies out there: Get yourselves elected.
Abortion Industrial Complex strikes again!

Thanks to a technicality, felony charges have been dropped against the 'journalists' who made misleading videos claiming Planned Parenthood sold fetal parts for research
No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

Night Two of the DNC started with the formal nomination of Hillary Clinton as U.S. America's first female major party nominee
Or a reptilian shape shifter. Not mutually exclusive.

Like other great media analysts, Donald J. Trump had thoughts on the first night of the Democratic Convention. They were silly thoughts.
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Donald Trump's brilliance as an international negotiator was on display as he explained he'd insist on payment up front before defending NATO allies.

Hooray, it's time for the great big Democratic Unity Lovefest, isn't it? Everybody's been pretty well-behaved so far, we hear, with only a couple of completely embarrassing outbreaks of rude screaming by Toddlers For...
OK, we do like the little kid with the 'Sing About Clean Air' Sign.

Bernie Sanders's former campaign manager thinks diehard Bernie supporters could act a little less like Trump supporters. Dreamer.
That 'this is the real world' line didn't go over so great.

Bernie Sanders gave his pre-convention valedictory to supporters Monday, but darned if they're ready to let him quit. Guys, he's done. He says he's done!
We got a great deal on last year's memes!

What's more likely? Racist Democrats making up brand-new (and awkward) slurs for Latinos, or wingnuts ignoring context completely?
And you should resign, too

One of the leaked DNC emails shows party operatives floated the idea of hinting Bernie Sanders was an atheist. Good lord, that was stupid.

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