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REMAINDERS

Remainders: The Newly Dry Market For Peach Schnapps

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

* Bush twins unemployment index goes to zero at the same time the Bush twins in DC index goes to zero. Saddest possible trombone plays a solo for every bar owner in Georgetown. [Fresh Politics] MORE »


WASHINGTON POST

Metro Section: More Is Better

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

* The Washington Post’s “Best Bets” maintains its predilection for “Applebeesian craptitude” [DCist] MORE »


BAD IDEAS

Afternoon Fun With Double Entendres

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Up to this point, we’ve been enthusiastic supporters of Rep. Jack Kingston’s forays into the world of new media — his homemade videos on YouTube, his interns’ liveblogging during the Rayburn gunfire scare, etc. MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

White House Kabuki: The Administration Reacts to the SCOTUS

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

supreme%20court%202.JPGThe Bush Administration’s preliminary reactions to the Supreme Court’s ruling in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld are in — and they’re not terribly exciting or surprising.

At a press conference earlier today with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, President Bush got peppered with questions about the decision. Pretty much every non-Asian journalist in the room asked about Hamdan. Bush said that “we take them [the Supreme Court] very seriously.” Glad to hear it; so do we. He also stated that “we will conform to the Supreme Court.” Nothing controversial there.

Tony Snow’s PM presser wasn’t much more exciting. Every journalist present tried to get Snow to admit that the SCOTUS handed the White House its ass on a platter. But Snow didn’t take the bait, refusing to admit that the executive branch got housed by the judiciary. Quoth Tony: “You don’t sit around going, ‘Oh my gosh, the Supreme Court ruling!’ You try and deal with it.”

A few more remarks, after the jump.

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WONK'D

Breaking: Fed Raises Key Interest Rate

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

ranking1.gifThis just in: the Federal Reserve Board just raised the federal funds rate to 5.25 percent. This is the 17th consecutive rate hike, and the rate now stands at its highest level in more than five years.

Meanwhile, while Fed chair Ben Bernanke has fun raising interest rates, his predecessor Alan Greenspan has to suffer through jury duty. The full story, after the jump.

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JENNA BUSH

Gossip Roundup: Movers and Shakers

Thursday, June 29th, 2006
  • Reliable Source: First daughter Jenna Bush is leaving Washington for a teaching gig in Latin America; twin sis Barbara Bush recently landed a job in educational programming at New York’s Cooper Hewitt Museum. [WP]

  • Heard on the Hill: Sen. Mel Martinez autographs photos of himself while presiding over the Senate debate on the flag-burning amendment. [Roll Call]
  • Under the Dome: Big Connecticut unions have endorsed Sen. Joe Lieberman (D-CT) in primary battle against Ned Lamont, but they’re not exactly huge fans of the senator. [The Hill]
  • Rush & Molloy: Loews CEO Jonathan Tisch is contemplating a run for New York mayor. [NYDN]

STEPHEN COLBERT

Don’t Mess With Chris Matthews

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Love him or hate him, Chris Matthews is a force to be reckoned with. The Hardball host has “an almost transparent knowledge of your soul.” And he’s a really good wrestler — or at least better than Stephen Colbert: MORE »


TOP

Breaking: SCOTUS Bench-Slaps Bush Over Gitmo

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

supreme%20court%202.JPGJust this morning, the Supreme Court struck down the Bush Administration’s plan to try Guantanamo detainees before military commissions, as violative of both U.S. law and the Geneva Conventions. The decision in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld was 5-3, with the conservatives — Justices Scalia, Thomas, and Alito — in dissent. (Chief Justice Roberts was recused, since he had ruled on the case — in favor of the government — as a lower court judge.) MORE »


SUPREME COURT

Daily Briefing: Declaring Moral Victory

Thursday, June 29th, 2006
  • The Supreme Court upholds most of the GOP-designed redistricting plan for Texas, but strikes down the redrawing of one district as violating the Voting Rights Act. The Court’s ruling may encourage more gerrymandering in the future. [NYT, LAT, WSJ, USAT, WP]

  • Former House majority leader Tom DeLay hails the Supreme Court’s ruling as “a victory for the Constitution and a victory for the people of Texas”; but the criminal case against him remains unaffected. [WP]
  • Israeli forces continue attacks in Gaza and seize several Hamas leaders. Palestinian gunmen claim to have killed an Israeli settler. [WP, NYT]
  • As midterm elections approach, Bush takes the offensive against congressional Democrats and the news media, casting them as uncooperative in the war on terror. [WP, NYT]

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REMAINDERS

Remainders: AUS! AUS! AUS! AUS!

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

METRO SECTION

Metro Section: 9-5 Is For Suckers

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

* Late to work? Blame it on Canada. [Movering] MORE »