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WHITE HOUSE

Wonkette’s Week in Review: Not Made of Sugar

Saturday, July 1st, 2006

REMAINDERS

Remainders: I Am Quaid!

Friday, June 30th, 2006

* Schwarzenegger reconsiders stance on “girlie men,” now on “same team” as gays. [Boi From Troy; Gay Orbit] MORE »


NEW YORK TIMES

Matt, Don’t Be Cruel

Friday, June 30th, 2006

Drudge often gets us excited, then leaves us disappointed. Consider this headline: MORE »


DC

Metro Section: Beam Us To The Beach

Friday, June 30th, 2006

* Sci-Fi author David Brin tours Capitol — yells at police that confiscate his tri-corder, “You don’t know what you’re doing! My work must continue!” [Conservative Futurist] MORE »


WONKETTE

Letter From the Editors: Don’t Cry For Me, Anacostia

Friday, June 30th, 2006

David%20Lat%20and%20Katherine%20Harris.JPGI’ve had my picture taken with Katherine Harris — in matching outfits, no less. My work here is done.

Greetings. It’s David Lat, one of your two editors here at Wonkette. And just like Star Jones, another ex-prosecutor-turned-sassy-personality, I’m using this week to say good-bye — at least for now.

As is usually the case, the gossip is true. I’m leaving the wild ‘n wacky world of politics, which I’ve enjoyed blogging about for the past five months, to return to my first love: the law. Not the practice of it, but writing about it; I’m going back to the legal blogosphere, from whence I came. Having spent a truckload of dough earnin’ a fancy law school degree, as well as several years in legal practice, I figure I might as well put it all to some productive use (with “productive” loosely defined).

The full details, plus teary farewells, after the jump (or just click here, then scroll down).

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KATHERINE HARRIS

Reading About Katherine Harris Is Good for You

Friday, June 30th, 2006

Here’s another original photograph of Rep. Katherine Harris (R-FL), courtesy of a Sunshine State tipster: MORE »


SUPREME COURT

Colbert on the Court

Friday, June 30th, 2006

Here’s Stephen Colbert’s take on yesterday’s Supreme Court decision in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld, striking down the military tribunals for Guantanamo Bay detainees as violative of U.S. and international law. MORE »


PERSONALITIES

Wonk’d: Asshole Cab Drivers Are The Great Equalizers

Friday, June 30th, 2006

It’s a full service edition of Wonk’d, as Bill Frist stands Chrst-like in front of a three-way mirror for a suit fitting, and Jenna and Barbara Bush get spa treatments. LL Cool J and Wolf Blitzer take to the city’s fine dining establishments, while Dick Cheney and Ashlee Simpson stick to the ‘burbs.

Different strokes for different folks. While Teresa Heinz Kerry might not think twice about dropping six bills on dinner, Ruth Bader Ginsburg shops at Safeway like the rest of us. That, and Sam Donaldson has to bribe a cabbie to get picked up, just like we do.

You know the drill: the full list of sightings appears after the jump. And please continue to email us with your celebrity sightings, with “Wonk’d” or “Sighting” in the subject line. Thanks in advance for your delectable contributions.

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BILL CLINTON

Gossip Roundup: Presidents and the King

Friday, June 30th, 2006
  • Reliable Source: Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and the Bushes are visiting Graceland today. [WP]

  • Page Six: Bill Clinton dines with Chelsea and her boyfriend, Marc Mezvinsky, at the Central Park Boathouse. [NYP]

FUNNY PICTURES

Take Her Out to the Ball Game

Friday, June 30th, 2006

katherine%20harris%20baseball%204Katherine Harris’s enthusiasm for taking pictures with her camera phone, as seen in this photo, is nothing new.

Last night, Team Wonkette attended the 45th Annual Roll Call Congressional Baseball Game. And so did our favorite congresswoman: Rep. Katherine Harris (R-FL).

We’ll have a more detailed write-up of the game, along with additional pictures, later today. For now, to whet your appetite, we offer you a few photos of Katy H. at the game.

Check them out, after the jump (or just click here).

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MEDIA

Daily Briefing: Tensions Between the Branches

Friday, June 30th, 2006
  • The Supreme Court strikes down the Bush Administration’s plan to try Guantanamo detainees before military commissions, as violative of both U.S. law and the Geneva Conventions. [NYT, WSJ, USAT, WP]

  • The Court’s ruling places constitutional limits on Bush’s use of executive power in the war on terror and raises questions concerning how the Guantanamo Bay detainees’ cases should now be handled. Republicans are hoping to craft a legislative fix. [WP, NYT, LAT]
  • As midterm elections approach, Senate Republicans are trying to figure out how to move forward on immigration reform and reach a compromise with their colleagues in the House. [WP]
  • The House Republicans’ aggressive stance on immigration may harm Bush’s effort to improve the GOP’s standing with Latino voters. [WP]

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