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Benjamin Frisch

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Benjamin Frisch is a comic book artist, and sometimes journalist currently habituating somewhere on the elitist liberal east coast of the United States. His published works include a short lived, but beloved cross-dressing comic strip entitled Maurice Antoinette and some other stuff not worth mentioning. As a journalist, Benjamin somehow contributed to National Public Radio, with his story At the Concert Hall, a Symphony for Space Invaders. Benjamin is currently delaying adulthood as a graduate student, and plans to remain one forever. He can be twittered at Twitter.com/BenjaminFrisch

‘Mohammed’ Officially World’s Funniest Name After ‘Barack Obama’

Let's play terrorist bingo! Muslims really do have the most hilarious names -- it's almost like they come from a foreign culture or something. Anyone who cannot tell you the EXACT AMOUNT Obama pays in interest on the...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: Nothing a Little Bribe Can’t Solve

Barack Obama welcomed the cast of Glee to worship with him and Michelle at his dog-cult shrine and White House. Dick Cheney managed to bribe his way out of being shipped to Nigeria like a lowly Wikileaker. Wikileaks founder...

Boehner & McCain Can’t Stand Those Disgusting Fruits

Oh look, mysterious Wonkette intern Benjamin Frisch did a "political cartoon" for you!

Insurance Is Just Another Word For Slavery

Ayn Rand's rotting corpse is feeling SO GOOD right now, since Americans are once again free to forego health insurance and force all the other poors to pay for it! Instead of this "insurance," Americans should be forced to...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: The Worst Hanukkah Ever

We learned that compromise in the Senate means giving into every Republican demand, ever, and that disagreeing just makes you a partisan hack. Just to prove the president's point, several of those partisan hacks in the lesser legislature had a...

Glourious New Hampshire Saves Children From Sinful World of Literacy

The brave parents of New Hampshire are protecting their kids from literacy by pulling their brood out of classes that require some Socialist fag-literature called Nickel and Dimed. Did you know that tax increases can never, ever, increase government...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: Giant Babies Invade Congress

Michele Bachmann and Steve King stood up for the antebellum south, who have been totally ignored since that runaway Kenyan slave became president. Perfect virgin Bristol Palin memorized some new vocabulary words to defend her honor against the ruler...

Not Even Rooftops Are Safe From the Jewish Menace

Some sneaky Jew-Jew-Yamaka snuck a Star of David onto the roof of the Iran Air headquarters and Allah is PISSED. Angelina Jolie is a BITCH because she hates America (but mostly because she is a woman). Breitbart's Greg Gutfield...

The UN Wants Your Guns So It Can Kill You With Them, For Irony

The most powerful branch of the U.S. government, the UN, is going to take away all your guns and force all Americans to dip their fries in disgusting mayonnaise like a common Belgian. At least America still has the...

Why Does Obama Hate America’s Most Patriotic Beverage?

America's hipsters will soon have a new ironic, chemically aged piss-beer to drink, but only if the bravest beer baron in America successfully sues the federal government for his first amendment right to plaster the American flag all over...

SHOCKING Japanese TSA Video Exposes Moon-Groping Conspiracy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xWavq7pVhs&feature=player_embedded#at=156 A brave iReporter in the land of Rapelay uploaded this shocking TSA grope video from one of their teevee comedy shows, which is basically SNL but funnier because it's in moon-language and Tim Meadows is nowhere in sight. It's...

Praying To the Goddess Is Okay As Long As She’s Not Wearing a Hijab

The most misunderstood American patriot and author of No Country For Old Men, Joseph McCarthy, is finally getting the historical revisionism he deserves. Our fascist government has to -- get this -- PAY for jailing illegal immigrants. Why not...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: Derision Points

The fake-pearl wearing former-FLOTUS, Barbara Bush, likes to can her fetuses. Screeching moonbat Keith Olbermann got suspended from his show because he  refused to apologize for being a screeching moonbat. The American wet-noodle party has yet to decide how often...

Michelle Obama Cramps America’s Style With Her ‘Sharia-Couture’

Michelle Antoinette's fashion atrocities continue to destroy lives overseas, but worry not, the fashion police are hot on her Allah-chic heels. Give the gift of jar-fetus to all the loved ones this Christmas with a Planned Parenthood buy-one get-one-free...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Tea’

Your Wonkette dutifully and diligently documented the great teabagging of America, which will forever be remembered in the annals of history. The newly dethroned Queen of the House will remain the reptilian princess of the Democrats,...

The Republican Gloat Bloat Machine Can’t Stop Belching

America's new national anthem serves as a delightful accompaniment to some hawt elephant p0rno.  Little Lord Fauntleroy would like to remind the filthy American colonists that this tea-shed election is really a victory for the Magna Carta. The...