Author Archives: Benjamin Frisch

Full Name: Benjamin Frisch Website:
Info: Benjamin Frisch is a comic book artist, and sometimes journalist currently habituating somewhere on the elitist liberal east coast of the United States. His published works include a short lived, but beloved cross-dressing comic strip entitled Maurice Antoinette and some other stuff not worth mentioning. As a journalist, Benjamin somehow contributed to National Public Radio, with his story At the Concert Hall, a Symphony for Space Invaders. Benjamin is currently delaying adulthood as a graduate student, and plans to remain one forever. He can be twittered at Twitter.com/BenjaminFrisch
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‘Mohammed’ Officially World’s Funniest Name After ‘Barack Obama’

Let’s play terrorist bingo! Muslims really do have the most hilarious names — it’s almost like they come from a foreign culture or something. [The Jawa Report] Anyone who cannot tell you the EXACT AMOUNT Obama pays in interest on the national debts racked up by all the drag/welfare queens is unfit to spar with the sharp wits at America’s #1 rage-club. [Fox Nation] Read more on ‘Mohammed’ Officially World’s Funniest Name After ‘Barack Obama’…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: The Worst Hanukkah Ever

We learned that compromise in the Senate means giving into every Republican demand, ever, and that disagreeing just makes you a partisan hack. Just to prove the president’s point, several of those partisan hacks in the lesser legislature had a big old tantrum to oppose the president and his billion-dollar Hanukkah gift to Joe Lieberman. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: The Worst Hanukkah Ever…
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Glourious New Hampshire Saves Children From Sinful World of Literacy

The brave parents of New Hampshire are protecting their kids from literacy by pulling their brood out of classes that require some Socialist fag-literature called Nickel and Dimed. [Fox News] Did you know that tax increases can never, ever, increase government revenue? It’s a startling but true fact, and anyone that believes otherwise is just begging for a lynching, really. [ResistNet] Read more on Glourious New Hampshire Saves Children From Sinful World of Literacy…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Giant Babies Invade Congress

Michele Bachmann and Steve King stood up for the antebellum south, who have been totally ignored since that runaway Kenyan slave became president. Perfect virgin Bristol Palin memorized some new vocabulary words to defend her honor against the ruler of Dictionopolis, Keith Olbermann. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: Giant Babies Invade Congress…
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Not Even Rooftops Are Safe From the Jewish Menace

Some sneaky Jew-Jew-Yamaka snuck a Star of David onto the roof of the Iran Air headquarters and Allah is PISSED. [Winston’s Cat] Angelina Jolie is a BITCH because she hates America (but mostly because she is a woman). [Debbie Schlussel] Read more on Not Even Rooftops Are Safe From the Jewish Menace…
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Why Does Obama Hate America’s Most Patriotic Beverage?

America’s hipsters will soon have a new ironic, chemically aged piss-beer to drink, but only if the bravest beer baron in America successfully sues the federal government for his first amendment right to plaster the American flag all over his fermented garbage. [NewsOK] Read more on Why Does Obama Hate America’s Most Patriotic Beverage?…
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SHOCKING Japanese TSA Video Exposes Moon-Groping Conspiracy

A brave iReporter in the land of Rapelay uploaded this shocking TSA grope video from one of their teevee comedy shows, which is basically SNL but funnier because it’s in moon-language and Tim Meadows is nowhere in sight. It’s a great distraction from preparing your fresh vending machine crabs for your Thanksgiving Cherry Blossom Hello-Kitty Festival. Read more on SHOCKING Japanese TSA Video Exposes Moon-Groping Conspiracy…
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Praying To the Goddess Is Okay As Long As She’s Not Wearing a Hijab

The most misunderstood American patriot and author of No Country For Old Men, Joseph McCarthy, is finally getting the historical revisionism he deserves. [Washington Times] Our fascist government has to — get this — PAY for jailing illegal immigrants. Why not just throw them into a tire fire? [Fox News] Read more on Praying To the Goddess Is Okay As Long As She’s Not Wearing a Hijab…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Derision Points

The fake-pearl wearing former-FLOTUS, Barbara Bush, likes to can her fetuses. Screeching moonbat Keith Olbermann got suspended from his show because he  refused to apologize for being a screeching moonbat. The American wet-noodle party has yet to decide how often they will tongue-bathe John Boehner’s anus. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: Derision Points…
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Michelle Obama Cramps America’s Style With Her ‘Sharia-Couture’

Michelle Antoinette’s fashion atrocities continue to destroy lives overseas, but worry not, the fashion police are hot on her Allah-chic heels. [Michelle Obama’s Mirror] Give the gift of jar-fetus to all the loved ones this Christmas with a Planned Parenthood buy-one get-one-free abortion coupon. [Now Public] Read more on Michelle Obama Cramps America’s Style With Her ‘Sharia-Couture’…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Tea’

Your Wonkette dutifully and diligently documented the great teabagging of America, which will forever be remembered in the annals of history. The newly dethroned Queen of the House will remain the reptilian princess of the Democrats, forever. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Tea’…
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The Republican Gloat Bloat Machine Can’t Stop Belching

America’s new national anthem serves as a delightful accompaniment to some hawt elephant p0rno.  [YouTube] Little Lord Fauntleroy would like to remind the filthy American colonists that this tea-shed election is really a victory for the Magna Carta. [Telegraph] Read more on The Republican Gloat Bloat Machine Can’t Stop Belching…