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Full Name: Benjamin Frisch Website:
Info: Benjamin Frisch is a comic book artist, and sometimes journalist currently habituating somewhere on the elitist liberal east coast of the United States. His published works include a short lived, but beloved cross-dressing comic strip entitled Maurice Antoinette and some other stuff not worth mentioning. As a journalist, Benjamin somehow contributed to National Public Radio, with his story At the Concert Hall, a Symphony for Space Invaders. Benjamin is currently delaying adulthood as a graduate student, and plans to remain one forever. He can be twittered at Twitter.com/BenjaminFrisch
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Giant Babies Invade Congress

Michele Bachmann and Steve King stood up for the antebellum south, who have been totally ignored since that runaway Kenyan slave became president. Perfect virgin Bristol Palin memorized some new vocabulary words to defend her honor against the ruler of Dictionopolis, Keith Olbermann. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: Giant Babies Invade Congress…
  rumors on the internets

Not Even Rooftops Are Safe From the Jewish Menace

Some sneaky Jew-Jew-Yamaka snuck a Star of David onto the roof of the Iran Air headquarters and Allah is PISSED. [Winston’s Cat] Angelina Jolie is a BITCH because she hates America (but mostly because she is a woman). [Debbie Schlussel] Read more on Not Even Rooftops Are Safe From the Jewish Menace…
  rumors on the internets

Why Does Obama Hate America’s Most Patriotic Beverage?

America’s hipsters will soon have a new ironic, chemically aged piss-beer to drink, but only if the bravest beer baron in America successfully sues the federal government for his first amendment right to plaster the American flag all over his fermented garbage. [NewsOK] Read more on Why Does Obama Hate America’s Most Patriotic Beverage?…
  the terrorists won

SHOCKING Japanese TSA Video Exposes Moon-Groping Conspiracy

A brave iReporter in the land of Rapelay uploaded this shocking TSA grope video from one of their teevee comedy shows, which is basically SNL but funnier because it’s in moon-language and Tim Meadows is nowhere in sight. It’s a great distraction from preparing your fresh vending machine crabs for your Thanksgiving Cherry Blossom Hello-Kitty Festival. Read more on SHOCKING Japanese TSA Video Exposes Moon-Groping Conspiracy…
  rumors on the internets

Praying To the Goddess Is Okay As Long As She’s Not Wearing a Hijab

The most misunderstood American patriot and author of No Country For Old Men, Joseph McCarthy, is finally getting the historical revisionism he deserves. [Washington Times] Our fascist government has to — get this — PAY for jailing illegal immigrants. Why not just throw them into a tire fire? [Fox News] Read more on Praying To the Goddess Is Okay As Long As She’s Not Wearing a Hijab…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Derision Points

The fake-pearl wearing former-FLOTUS, Barbara Bush, likes to can her fetuses. Screeching moonbat Keith Olbermann got suspended from his show because he  refused to apologize for being a screeching moonbat. The American wet-noodle party has yet to decide how often they will tongue-bathe John Boehner’s anus. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: Derision Points…
  rumors on the internets

Michelle Obama Cramps America’s Style With Her ‘Sharia-Couture’

Michelle Antoinette’s fashion atrocities continue to destroy lives overseas, but worry not, the fashion police are hot on her Allah-chic heels. [Michelle Obama’s Mirror] Give the gift of jar-fetus to all the loved ones this Christmas with a Planned Parenthood buy-one get-one-free abortion coupon. [Now Public] Read more on Michelle Obama Cramps America’s Style With Her ‘Sharia-Couture’…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Tea’

Your Wonkette dutifully and diligently documented the great teabagging of America, which will forever be remembered in the annals of history. The newly dethroned Queen of the House will remain the reptilian princess of the Democrats, forever. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Tea’…
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The Republican Gloat Bloat Machine Can’t Stop Belching

America’s new national anthem serves as a delightful accompaniment to some hawt elephant p0rno.  [YouTube] Little Lord Fauntleroy would like to remind the filthy American colonists that this tea-shed election is really a victory for the Magna Carta. [Telegraph] Read more on The Republican Gloat Bloat Machine Can’t Stop Belching…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Pubic Humiliation

Journalism jumped the shark (again!) when our ex-godmother Gawker posted a mean thing about our beloved sybil Christine O’Donnell — despite holding back the juiciest details. Coincidentally(?), Christine also developed a taste for human flesh. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: Pubic Humiliation…
  rumors on the internets

Revealed: Bill Ayers’ Terrorist Pact With Jon Stewart

Famous ivory tower elitist/terrorist Bill Ayers endorsed this weekend’s Comedy Central rallies, which is a grave insult to the dear leader and progenitor of all rallies, Glenn Beck. [ImpeachObamaCampaign] Armies have no need for diversity — just look at the SS! [Breitbart] Read more on Revealed: Bill Ayers’ Terrorist Pact With Jon Stewart…
  Catholic Inquisition Remix

Tea Party Invades Catholic Church, Reinstitutes Witch Hunts

The Roman Catholic Church is not really known for its progressive tendencies, mostly because of that Nazi Pope and its other irrational hatreds, which are as innumerable as the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. Sadly, this is not enough for the true Catholics living in God’s holy light, who happen to share all the most-fun Tea Party tendencies. Read more on Tea Party Invades Catholic Church, Reinstitutes Witch Hunts…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Passive Aggressive Phone Message

The past came alive for Clarence Thomas on the anniversary of his best job interview ever. Sarah Palin sucked face with a dog, which was okay because it was a patriotic AMERICAN breed, unlike a certain filthy PORTUGUESE dog, Bo Obama. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: Passive Aggressive Phone Message…
  rumors on the internets

The Second Amendment: Gay America’s #1 Weapon Against Bullies

Instead of banning hate speech, FARCEbook should just give guns to all those suicidal gay teens. [RedState] Obama is secretly calculating the demise of the American economy, so he and his down-low boyfriend, Tim Geithner, can get off on the destruction of America. [RFD America] Read more on The Second Amendment: Gay America’s #1 Weapon Against Bullies…
  reanimating the dead

Here’s Your Nightmare Nancy Pelosi Beach Party Cartoon Music Video

With the blue-dog days of summer finally behind us, it’s time for a look back: Remember those sun-drenched days of partying on the beach with Nancy Pelosi and her Bilderberg friends? Neither do we, as we were too busy getting high and drawing Ayn Rand cartoons. Graciously, some Pixar cartoon fetishist has recreated this forgotten fever dream: a music video for the original song, “Recovery Summer,” featuring big-headed nightmare-versions of all your favorite political hacks including Harry Reid, David Axelrod, and Robert Gibbs (topless!) Are you brave enough to witness such a spectacle? Read more on Here’s Your Nightmare Nancy Pelosi Beach Party Cartoon Music Video…
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Our Fallen Week: When Christine Rode Rockers and Teabaggers Were Nazis

If only we had done our job fighting the Soviets in the 1980s, like Christine O’Donnell wanted, we might not be in this Muslim-mess. The much-anticipated sequel to Who’s Nailin’ Palin, TLC’s Sarah Palin’s Alaska got a steamy new trailer. Read more on Our Fallen Week: When Christine Rode Rockers and Teabaggers Were Nazis…
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Dancing With the Stars: Insidious Mind Control?

McDonald’s was SECRETLY Halal for a day or two, which infuriated the Teabaggers because they paid for PIG-anus, goddamnit, not some disgusting Sharia meat. [Creeping Sharia] Science proves that Moses used miracle wind-power, just like Captain Planet, to part the Red Sea. [InstituteForCreationResearch] Read more on Dancing With the Stars: Insidious Mind Control?…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Notes From the Culture of Death

According to Mormonism, when Glenn Beck dies and goes to Joseph Smith’s polygamous compound in the sky, he will become a god and some poor baby universe will have to deal with GL-NN as their personal Yahweh. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: Notes From the Culture of Death…
  goldfinger

Obama Begins Personally Robbing Taxpayers

What, you didn’t make enough money from your million-dollar book deals, Mr. Spender-in-chief? Police said a man wearing a mask of President Barack Obama robbed the Sheetz on Somerset Center Drive at about 3:24 a.m. on Wednesday. Read more on Obama Begins Personally Robbing Taxpayers…
  rumors on the internets

Mmm-mmm, Sharia!

The Victory Mosque Imam and his wife got some death threats, but it’s OK because they basically deserve to die. [Atlas Shrugs] America’s most favorite propaganda tool, driving trucks around with sexy wingnut billboards attached, is finally being used in the War On Propaganda. [CNS] Read more on Mmm-mmm, Sharia!…
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Shake It To Make It Work

Newsboy Jim Lehrer retired his abacus and messenger pigeons for a newfangled iPhone. CNN anchor Rick Sanchez invented the hottest new Internet meme since LOLCats and TruckNutz combined: Jews secretly control the media! Why has no one thought of this before? Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: Shake It To Make It Work…