Alex Ruthrauff

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Alex is an occasional contributor to Wonkette. That bird looking thing under here is how you follow him on Twitter.

Who Said It: Donald Trump Or Rwandan Hate Radio?

It's FUN GENOCIDE QUIZ TIME!!!

Greenpeace Daredevils Hang Big Beautiful ‘RESIST’ Banner From Crane Near White House

Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...

Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!

Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.

Right-Wing Media Is 100% Of The Problem

Hillarites and Berners, let us once again love each other and stick it to THAT OTHER GUY.

Imagine, If You Dare, A World Where Trump Was A Disciplined Campaigner

Looks like Alex would like us to yell at him again.

You’ve Never Had A Day As Good As Hillary Clinton’s Friday

If you were too busy losing your entire mind over "grab them by the pussy" yesterday, you might have missed that Wikileaks published what they allege to be partial transcripts of Hillary's paid speeches to Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street firms. I'll...
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Trump Tells Roomful Of Nevadans They Say ‘Nevada’ Wrong, Because Why Not At This Point?

Donald Trump isn't your "typical politician" in much the same way that an empty beer can smooshed between two mummified rats isn't your "typical sandwich." This beer-can-between-rats quality was again on display at a campaign stop in Reno, Nevada, Wednesday night, when...

Hillary Thugs Rig Radio Idiot Michael Savage’s Mic, For Some Reason Forget To MURDERRRR

The following numbered list is a complete accounting of every American who has been silenced, censored, sabotaged or otherwise punished for expressing doubts about Hillary Clinton's health, according to Michael Savage: Michael Savage Yes, it is finally happening. After months of gleeful, max-volume...

Counter-Counterpoint: Okay Fine, Hillary Did Great, Please Don’t Hurt Me

This is a follow-up to my less-than-favorably received post yesterday, where I argued that Hillary Clinton didn’t win the debate the night before, so much as Donald Trump lost it. This post is part mea culpa, part still, don’t...
So there.

Counterpoint: Trump Lost, But Only Because He Hung Himself From His Own Dick

I was going to pass on writing about the debate because, as yr great Editrix pointed out in her #Slatepitch this morning, I was in the minority who thought Hillary lost, and if Trix agreed with me at first, that was...

This One Chart Explains How Donald Trump Is Vile Beyond Description

Donald Trump's much anticipated (so they say) speech on illegal immigration used the word "kill" six times. "Murder" came up three times. There was one "rape," three "violent," a whopping 24 "criminal," five "horrible," just one "terrible" (!), five...

Let’s Imagine: Jill Stein Treats Trump’s Physician Dr. Harold Bornstein

Dr. Jill Stein ascended the rope ladder to her secret medical tree house, where she practiced secret medicine. Hand over hand, clog over sensible clog, she climbed. Finally, after moving in some more ways that would be boring to describe, she was...

Let’s Imagine: Michele Bachmann Advises Donald Trump On Foreign Policy

The helicopter soared over the Minnesota woods like a huge machine designed for that purpose. Inside were Donald J. Trump and his pilot, Golden Pilot, a gold plated human pilot who was very expensive. “Golden Pilot,” said Trump. “Yes, Mr. Trump?”...

Donald Trump Is Losing Because, At Heart, He’s The Class Clown

Earlier this week I had the unpleasant realization that I have something in common with Donald Trump. I was at work, and I cracked a joke that I shouldn't have. I do this a lot, and every time, I tell...

Democrats Target Donald Trump’s Greatest Weakness: Donald Trump

The Democratic Convention probed for weaknesses in the Republican nominee, and found a target-rich environment.