December 11, 2013
By Lee Camp We now spend roughly 15 years of our lives immersed in movies and videogames that have nothing to do with what’s going on in the world. There are global protests right now, and many of us are more caught up in the football game or the cooking show, the football game or [...]
Somehow, there is a Wonkette on the Tumblr. It is here. It is not quite this Wonkette. But, still, it is Wonkette. Mostly “funny pictures,” because what is Tumblr if not “funny pictures.” Go see it, if you dare! [wonkette.tumblr.com]
A post on this page satirizing Sarah Palin using her baby as a political prop was very badly done and sounded like the author was mocking the child and not just Sarah Palin/Sarah Palin’s followers. The writer, Jack Stuef, has apologized for it. And we have decided to remove the post as requested by some [...]
We are closing the WonketteMart store, and closing out all the wonderful T-Shirts. WHY PAY $18.99 when you can pay only EIGHT-ninety-nine? Everything must go! Order now! WonketteMart is shutting down! Blame Obama! Blame the Snow! (We will be back with a new store later this year, with new things, maybe! But these famous Wonkette [...]
Did you know elections and vote-counting happen in places other than Minnesota? It’s true! Take, for example, India, where the monthlong (!) election just came to an end, and the results are coming in at this moment. Approximately a gigabyte of the country’s 700 million eligible voters went to the polls, which all used electronic [...]
If this works, you are watching LIVE sexytime video from the famous Wonkette ’09 Inaugural Party, hooray! UPDATE: Nobody ever turned on the Web-Cam, sorry. Put your camera-phone links and general hijinx in the comments!
KNOCK IT OFF CRETINS: A number of commenters have recently gotten the ax for writing a bunch of foul unfunny garbage in the comments. Before you hit “Submit” on your latest masterpiece involving female genitals, minors, or anal rape, please think about whether this makes you look like a cretinous woman-hating loser.
SPONSORED BY HBOKareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill T. Jones, Vernon Jordan, Toni Morrison, Chris Rock, Al Sharpton and Slash are some of the rich, famous and powerful black Americans who tell their tales in The Black List, by NYT film critic Elvis Mitchell and director Timothy Greenfield-Sanders. Watch it tonight on HBO, part of the cable channel’s [...]
BE OUR D.C. INTERN: There is one (1) internship open for a Washington D.C. student who will write a quick daily thing, on weekdays, and have the personality to go cover some stuff in town sometimes, like indie rock shows and ice cream socials and gallery openings and K Street job fairs and inaugurations and [...]
SPONSORED BY HBORoman Polanski has a weirder, richer and much more fun life than, say, you do. But he’s also been on the run from American Justice since 1978, when he was about to be convicted for raping a 13-year-old girl, who he was shooting for Vogue, in Jack Nicholson’s house. Also, he made Chinatown. [...]