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It’s perfect for those meetings of the “14 St. Republicans” — the BC04 trucker hat.

But what happens when the people who are wearing it ironically run into the people who are wearing it earnestly? Does it tear a hole in the parody-sincerity continuum? Will Ashton Kutcher suddenly not have been born?Please, think of the children.

UPDATE: Maybe that MTV essay contest isn’t such a bad idea after all.

Mesh Cap [GeorgeWBushStore.com]
Earnestness Is for Young Persons [Wonkette]