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Victoria Jackson Thinks Julia Louis-Dreyfus Should Stop Being JUST LIKE HITLER

She also claims her politics, and not her dearth of talent, is what's keeping her from having her own Netflix series.

‘Alt-Right’ Cover Of ‘We Didn’t Start The Fire’ Will Make You Yearn For Victoria Jackson’s Melodious Yowls

Those whimsical playful race-baiters of the 'alt-right' have made their own version of the already terrible 'We Didn't Start the Fire.' It has no beat and you can't dance to it.
Let's get both these kids in the next Wes Anderson movie

Saturday Night Live Discriminated All Over Victoria Jackson’s Free Gay-Hating Speech

Like many Americans who now regret it, we watched the great big Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary program Sunday, and we kept looking over at our 17-year-old son and explaining that the show didn't so much suck as that...
Still making with the funny!

Victoria Jackson Proves Obama Is A Muslim Again With Catchy New Song, Again

Wonkette frenemy Victoria Jackson asked a very important question the other day: "Is Obama a Muslim or a Jihadist?" Turns out that it was a trick question, because there's no real difference! The only thing remarkable about the post was...
You just knew this would come out

Victoria Jackson Will Root Out The Muslim Menace (Grover Norquist)

American Hero and unsuccessful county supervisor candidate Victoria Jackson is very concerned about the Muslim Threat in America, of course, and is especially sad to see that even supposed conservatives like Grover Norquist are secretly helping to help Sharia...
On a day like today, only a crying eagle and an American flag will do.

Victoria Jackson, Stacy Campfield Fare Worse In Tennessee Elections Than Confederate Army At Vicksburg

Sad, sad, sad news out of the great state of Tennessee, where two Wonkette favorites went down to defeat on Thursday in their campaigns for public office. Get out your hankies, people, for today we weep for comedy and for...
It's a bottle opener but it's a can, too!

This Victoria Jackson Story Has A Video Of A Butt That Opens Beers

Wonkette Best Frenemy Victoria Jackson is, of course, running for a County Commissioner seat in Williamson County, Tennessee. But that's not her only hobby! She is also using her influential voice to help other likeminded candidates, like Williamson County...

Victoria Jackson’s Tiny Cartoon Genital Crusade Finally Making It To The Big Time

Some months ago, our dearly departed Doktor Zoom, who apparently thinks he can take personal days just because we told him personal days don't roll over and he should take some personal days, brought you the hilarious story of...

Victoria Jackson Makes Local Press Debut, Is Ready To Take On Her Muslim Neighbor

Victoria Jackson is ready to be elected as the next member of the County Commission of Williamson County, Tennessee, and she proves it in an interview with the Nashville Tennessean. She just wants to save America, or at least...

Victoria Jackson Makes Compelling Case For More Than Zero Rehearsals

Ladies and Gentlemen, here is Victoria Jackson, your next County Commissioner for Williamson County, Tennessee, singing a song that's straight from the teabagger id, all about Barack Obama and how he is coming to take away everything from you,...

Victoria Jackson Freaks Out Over Tiny Cartoony Genitals

Oh, boy, campers, looks like V-Jack is on a tear again! This time, she has discovered that there are a lot of books in public schools that she disagrees with! Just try and decipher this paragraph, which is not...

Victoria Jackson Just Says Yes To Running For Office, All Wonkette’s Fever Nightmare Dreams Come True

We knew it might happen. We hoped for the best. We had a campaign poster contest. And now we have the candidate. The Tennessean reports: Former “Saturday Night Live” cast member Victoria Jackson wants her next act to be as...

Here Are Your Victoria Jackson Campaign Posters, You Liberal Commie Monsters

We asked you to help Wonkette frenemy Victoria Jackson with her inspiring run for alderthingie of her hometown in Tennessee (not Florida, stupid internet), and you came through! Our winning entry is from Gleem McShineys, and it is titled...

Victoria Jackson Considering Run For Local Office, Wonkette Offers Campaign Help

Now here's a campaign that Yr Wonkette can absolutely get behind: Comedic Has-Been and Political Expert Victoria Jackson is giving some thought to running for office in whatever horrible Florida Tennessee* wasteland she calls home: Should I run for "Alderman"...

Happy Birthday, Victoria Jackson, From Your BFF’s At Your Wonket!

Happy Birthday wishes to beloved Wonkette Content Generator Victoria Jackson! She continues to fight the weird fight, even though she daily risks being forced by the UN to ride a bike or getting edited by Fox News into even...

Victoria Jackson Only Half As Crazy As Fox Made Her Look, Still Pretty Crazy

Hey, remember how we were yukking it up yesterday about Victoria Jackson's very strange appearance on Bill O'Reilly's Television Freakshow, where she talked about how she's worried that communists are going to kill her and all Christians? WELL! In...