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Wingnut ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Sure Wishes Chris Rock Would Stop Being So Racist

There is exactly one good thing to come out of the fact that unfunny rightwing comedian Steven Crowder has slagged Chris Rock for comments Rock made in a recent interview with Frank Rich at NY Magazine's Vulture website: It...

Bring Your Trumpets, We Are Having A New Orleans Style Funeral For ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder’s Fox News ‘Career’

We bring you grievous news, brothers and sisters, via the goodly offices of Breitbart.com. They inform us that Steven Crowder, Fox News "comedian," has been unceremoniously canned by America's greatest news network, though they do not so much tell...

Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Defends Poor Embattled Jesus From Grave Insult Of People Believing What They Want

It had been a while since we heard from our old friend, union thug speed bag Steven Crowder, which was just fine with yr Wonkette. A mommyblog of our delicate constitution can only listen to so many Ashley Judd...

Fox News Comedian Steven Crowder Caps Off Week From Hell By Pissing Off Trans Community

Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse for the sweet-faced little rotten dumpling of hate that is Fox News "comedian" Steven Crowder, he has decided to weigh in on a complex social issue. Given that his writing style...

Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing

Oh sweet merciful christ the annual khaki-ed klavern that is CPAC has finally ended and thus we can start following less disgusting displays of retrograde political insanity, like sequester budget debates or public lynchings. Sadly, however, there is one...

Straightest Man In The World Steven Crowder Upset The Olympics Taking Away His Fancy Wrasslin’

Steven Crowder, failed men's rights comedian and evolving disgrace to his native Canada, is probably best known for being punched in the face and for concern trolling the internet about his awesome marriage. As it turns out however, Young...

Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder, Married For 45 Minutes, Would Like To Give You Marriage Advice

Brace yourselves, men of the internet — you are about to be told to "grow up" by a dude who shoves people and then cries when one punches him in the face. Yes, it is Fox News person Steven Crowder,...

Steven Crowder Tent-Gate: 12/11 Was An Inside Job

Remember that awesome video of stereotypical union thug cold wailing on stereotypical Fox News douche Steven Crowder at the Michigan anti-"Right to Work" rally this week? Of course you do, it's embedded above. Probably you watched it and were...

Never Forget! Union Thugs Push Down Koch Brothers Tent, Punch Steven Crowder In Face

Like the mighty towers of the World Trade Center, a tent belonging to the Michigan chapter of Americans for Prosperity fell in Lansing today because it was attacked by terrorists who hate our freedom...to not pay union dues but...

We Are Sorry We Left You Off Our List Of Hottest Conservatives, Steven Crowder

Your Wonkette did something terrible this week, and it is time to get our Step Eight on, and make amends. In our post about the seven hottest conservative men to have judged the 20 hottest conservative women, we left...

Shocker: Fox News Rape Jokester Steve Crowder Wasn’t Victim Of Legitimate Union Thug Assault

So remember last year when Michigan's Nerd-Governor Rick Snyder passed Right-To-Work like a ninja without so much as a committee hearing or an acknowledgment that Right to Work was something he wanted to do? Yeah, that was fun. And remember how...
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What’s Up With All These Dumb Gross Ads At Yr Wonkette Dot Com? A Wonksplainer

Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written by Steven Crowder (it probably...

Facebook Totally Censoring Conservative News Outlets, Just Because They Are Full Of Lies :(

No, Facebook isn't 'censoring' conservative news outlets. They just want everyone's money is all!
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Hillary Clinton Beats Up Crippled Children, Takes Their Candy And Parking Space

What terrible thing did Hillary Clinton do now? Why, she parked her Scooby Van in a handicapped spot -- and laughed about it! Look, there is even video! And in case you cannot believe it, the Very Offended Krystal...

The Glenn Beck Program Has Hilarious Video That Really Puts The Funny In Sexual Assault

Some days we watch videos like this one and think maybe the wingnuts are right when they claim that evolution is a lie. Because the people who put this thing together cannot possibly qualify as evolved, intelligent life forms....

Thank God This Arizona Republican Was There To Redo Invocation Ruined By Filthy Atheist Secular Humanist, Gross

Yesterday, we had a bit of a warm feeling where we're told our heart should be when a Godless Arizona Democrat used his turn to give the legislature's invocation to invite his fellow lawmakers to look around and see...