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Remember When Donald Trump Thought Paula Deen Hurling N-Word Around Was No Biggie?

If Charlie Rangel could say 'cracker,' why can't white people say the N-word? TRUMP SENSED A DOUBLE STANDARD!

In Bid For Worst Boss Ever, Paula Deen Shuts Down Restaurant Without Telling Workers

As if Paula Deen weren't already just about the worst person in the world you could work for, now we find out that she's also among the worst bosses you could ever not work for. First there was that...

Racist Butterball Paula Deen Is Just Like Michael Sam, Says Racist Butterball Paula Deen

Remember how last year we had to write one million posts about Paula Deen because she loved the tropes of Ye Olde Southern Slavery Fun Time and was also a super racist employer? Good times. But Paula is back,...

At Long Last, You Get To See Paula Deen On Your Television Again

Remember how your very own Wonkette broke the Paula Deen lawsuit story about how she was super discriminate-y and awful, and everyone was like meh until she admitted she liked antebellum South things because duh? We were on top...

Paula Deen’s Long National Whitemare Finally Over (Partly)

A federal judge dismissed a racial discrimination suit against Diabeetus Queen Paula Deen Monday, ruling that plaintiff Lisa Jackson, who is white, could not have been harmed by the use of racist epithets in the workplace by Deen and...

Paula Deen Defends Herself Against Baseless Racism Charges With Adorable Punchline To Racist Joke

This morning (afternoon? We have lost all conception of space and time) we sexplained why we hadn't posted about Paula Deen's Romantic Longings for Ye Olden Slave Times when we could have broken it. Really, we figured, "old white...

Olympic Fake-Crying Champeen Paula Deen Goes On Today, Cries And Cries, Is Very Sorry For Her

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Your Wonket is in the stupid position of trying to feel good about the fact that it did not break the "Paula Deen is a big fat butter-veined...

She’s Really Sorry, Y’all: Six Cynical Ways Paula Deen Can Rehabilitate Her Image

Psychocaloric teevee food ogress Paula Deen said some bad stuff about racial stuff, and now she is unemployed, like a common Poor! Remember when Yr Wonkette covered the lawsuit -- a story which we think we might have broken,...

How Could They Cram So Much Racism And Sexism Into Just One Lawsuit Against Paula Deen?

It seems -- it is possible -- that diabeetus queen Paula Deen is perhaps and maybe not the nice lady she pretends to be on her television program, "Cooking Hot Garbage With Paula Deen." Lisa Jackson is a woman...

Donald Trump Loves His Dead, Racist Dad

Wouldn't it be great if the *only* problem with Donald Trump is that his father was a racist?

DNC Night Four: Hillary Clinton Makes History, Bill Makes Sammiches. Your Wonket Livebloog!

It's the final night of the Democratic National Convention! Watch for falling balloons!
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DVR Alert! NBC To Air ‘Law & Order: Duggar Fingers Unit’ This Fall

You knew it was coming, even if you hadn't thought about it. No, not another revelation about Josh Duggar playing Hey Diddle Diddle with his fingers inside another porn star! (Those will come soon, we are sure, but not...
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Tennessee County Begs God Not To Sodomize It

Blount County in Tennessee is just outside of Knoxville, and its Board of Commissioners is VERY WORRIED about all the impending doom God is going to bring upon it, for America's sin of hot male-on-male butt love, and also...

More Than Corndog Fellatio Pics: The Iowa State Fair, Wonksplained

Every few years, we are #blessed with photos of politicians deep-throating a corndog at Iowa’s state fair. But did you know that there is more to the Iowa State Fair than hot politician-on-food pics? There's enough meat-on-sticks to make...
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Starbucks To Be Even More Triple Grande Nasty-atto Now

As if Starbucks hasn't already turned "coffee" -- that beverage you pour into a mug in the morning, maybe add milk, maybe add sugar -- into a joke so bad it hurts our feelings, now there's a new not-coffee...

Slow News Day Things What You Can Read!

Are you enjoying your slow news week? You should. The last time we complained about a news day being slow, Newtown happened, and we haven't complained about a slow news day since. Here are some lovely longreads, dropped simultaneously...