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"And then they started singing Bob Dylan. The horror..."

Dame Peggington Noonington Endorses Own Vivid Imagination For President

Peggy Noonan hallucinates a world where Donald Trump is sane. Then she hallucinates some more, for why not?

Dame Peggy Noonington Believeth Ted Cruz Deserveth One Spanking Upon His Uncouth Bottom!

How could Ted Cruz fail to endorse Donald Trump? That is what Peggy Noonan would like to know.
The Clintons give Mama such a sad.

Dame Peggington Noonington Explains ‘Work’ To The Little People

Today is Friday and for our sins the Good Lord hath seen fit to deliver unto us further maundering from the pen of Sister Margaret Ellen Noonan, blessed servant of the Order of Thorazine and Gin. Let us gaze...

Jester’s Reporte: HRH ‘Patty’ Noonington Is A Communist

Good heavens! This electronick "ABCNews.com" reporte suggesteth that regent-lord HRH Peggington Noonington, chief wordsmithingtonshire of the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet, is a Communiste, as though She keepeth court with textile-craffters or Chicagoe Africkans. Her Highness Queen Noonington also...

CNN Tries To Be Even More Worser By Wooing Jay Leno’s Chin To Make Bad Jokes On It

In case you're one of those people who wonders to yourself, Gosh, how could cable "news" possibly get even more unbearably unbearable, heeeeeeeeeeeeere's your answer: Jay Leno. CNN President Jeff Zucker said earlier this month that he wants CNN to...

Aaron Sorkin, Media Critic

Have you ever wondered what Aaron Sorkin's "media diet" is? No? Neither have we, but he's going to tell us. And guess what? He does not like this newfangled media stuff on this interwebs thingy. No, he likes his...

Why Won’t Barack Obama Just Shut Up About This Rodeo Clown Already?

Just in case anyone's not completely tired of the saga of Tuffy Gessling, the rodeo clown who wore a Barack Obama mask (god knows we are), the always incisive folks at WND have this temporal anomaly of a headline...

Obama Must Make Sweet Love To That Racist Rodeo Clown, Peggy Noonan Mumbles Into Her Morning Pick-Me-Up

Dame Peggington Noonington -- cat blogger; astute observer of the painfully obvious; and longtime sufferer of a crappy hotel room, thanks to Obama -- has some more unsolicited advice for the president, which he should definitely follow if he...

Peggy Noonan Is Writing About Furries Now Y’all

Dame Peggington Noonington has a sad, you guys, because she's apparently the last person in America to hear this joke: I have a friend who once told me the difference between cats and dogs. When you get up in the...

Peggy Noonan Saw a (New) Mexican (Governor)

Greeteries, subjects. It is I, thy lord Mme. HRH Miss Peggington Noonington, queene word-smither of thine Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet, and good heavens, the thingingtons that I Hath Seen in Tampa, polis of knaves and Deville Rays. Myne...

Peggy Noonan Hath Been Captured By Electronicks

Huff, and puff! Thine KangarooLand Fish-Serpent, the estimable Lord Mur-Doch, hath Captur'd thine regal majesty Peggington Noonington's banking pamphlet wordsmithery behindeth a pecuniary Magneto-Sphere. Who shallst telegramme the serf-town Locksmithe? Or perhapseth these Maginot Lines art Porous-ingtonshire...

Peggy Noonan Seeth The Divine In Scott Brown!

Children, wenches: thou canst breathe. Chief wordsmith of the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet, the regal majestic and most comely Madame Queen Peggington Noonington, hath Christened and Blessed thine conservative dauphin, Scottington the Nude. This Nude Man. For only...

Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down Fifth Avenue!

Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth...

Peggy Noonan Despises This Devil’s Medal, And Its Recipient

It is Hell-o-ween come early, children. Gather 'round, for Dame Peggington Noonington, chief word-writer for the notable Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet, hath composed a Second Weekly Article, doubleth her normal output. She worketh harder than most humans. It...

Deleted: ‘Peggy Noonan Will Educate The Young Princes, Now’

"Royal wordsmith Peggington Noonington, a columnist famous to children, noticed through her eye-vision powers a faint speckle of Light atop her oaken chiffonier. This perturbed her, for she had been in a trance, considering Modernity. She ordered her house...

Peggy Noonan Is Displeased With Africkan’s ‘Boorish’ Siege Of Television Boxes

Peggington Noonington, chief female word-writer for the aristocracy's private royal banking pamphlet, the Wall Street Journal, careth not for the Africkan dauphin appearething on so many of her Image Machine's programmes, on Sunday. It is "boorish." Zero of them,...