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Dame Peggington Noonington Endorses Own Vivid Imagination For President

Peggy Noonan hallucinates a world where Donald Trump is sane. Then she hallucinates some more, for why not?

Dame Peggy Noonington Believeth Ted Cruz Deserveth One Spanking Upon His Uncouth Bottom!

How could Ted Cruz fail to endorse Donald Trump? That is what Peggy Noonan would like to know.
The Clintons give Mama such a sad.

Dame Peggington Noonington Explains ‘Work’ To The Little People

Today is Friday and for our sins the Good Lord hath seen fit to deliver unto us further maundering from the pen of Sister Margaret Ellen Noonan, blessed servant of the Order of Thorazine and Gin. Let us gaze...

Jester’s Reporte: HRH ‘Patty’ Noonington Is A Communist

Good heavens! This electronick "ABCNews.com" reporte suggesteth that regent-lord HRH Peggington Noonington, chief wordsmithingtonshire of the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet, is a Communiste, as though She keepeth court with textile-craffters or Chicagoe Africkans. Her Highness Queen Noonington also...
Uh, oh, someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Peggy Noonan Wants To Show Steve Bannon Her Pulitzer

They don't give out Pulitzers for just anything!

Peggy Noonan Wins 2017 Pulitzer For Commentary. We’ll Just Let That Sink In.

Hacking. Has to be Russian Hacking. That's the only explanation that makes sense. YOUR OPEN THREAD

Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017

Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!

CNN Tries To Be Even More Worser By Wooing Jay Leno’s Chin To Make Bad Jokes On It

In case you're one of those people who wonders to yourself, Gosh, how could cable "news" possibly get even more unbearably unbearable, heeeeeeeeeeeeere's your answer: Jay Leno. CNN President Jeff Zucker said earlier this month that he wants CNN to...

Aaron Sorkin, Media Critic

Have you ever wondered what Aaron Sorkin's "media diet" is? No? Neither have we, but he's going to tell us. And guess what? He does not like this newfangled media stuff on this interwebs thingy. No, he likes his...

Why Won’t Barack Obama Just Shut Up About This Rodeo Clown Already?

Just in case anyone's not completely tired of the saga of Tuffy Gessling, the rodeo clown who wore a Barack Obama mask (god knows we are), the always incisive folks at WND have this temporal anomaly of a headline...

Obama Must Make Sweet Love To That Racist Rodeo Clown, Peggy Noonan Mumbles Into Her Morning Pick-Me-Up

Dame Peggington Noonington -- cat blogger; astute observer of the painfully obvious; and longtime sufferer of a crappy hotel room, thanks to Obama -- has some more unsolicited advice for the president, which he should definitely follow if he...

Peggy Noonan Is Writing About Furries Now Y’all

Dame Peggington Noonington has a sad, you guys, because she's apparently the last person in America to hear this joke: I have a friend who once told me the difference between cats and dogs. When you get up in the...

Peggy Noonan Saw a (New) Mexican (Governor)

Greeteries, subjects. It is I, thy lord Mme. HRH Miss Peggington Noonington, queene word-smither of thine Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet, and good heavens, the thingingtons that I Hath Seen in Tampa, polis of knaves and Deville Rays. Myne...

Peggy Noonan Hath Been Captured By Electronicks

Huff, and puff! Thine KangarooLand Fish-Serpent, the estimable Lord Mur-Doch, hath Captur'd thine regal majesty Peggington Noonington's banking pamphlet wordsmithery behindeth a pecuniary Magneto-Sphere. Who shallst telegramme the serf-town Locksmithe? Or perhapseth these Maginot Lines art Porous-ingtonshire...

Peggy Noonan Seeth The Divine In Scott Brown!

Children, wenches: thou canst breathe. Chief wordsmith of the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet, the regal majestic and most comely Madame Queen Peggington Noonington, hath Christened and Blessed thine conservative dauphin, Scottington the Nude. This Nude Man. For only...

Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down Fifth Avenue!

Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth...