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CARTOON VIOLENCE

Barack Obama Will Molest You From Space With His Vermiform Cock

Friday, February 5th, 2010
AMERICA! TIMES FIFTY!

Liveblogging Obama’s Call For A New, More Gay Economy

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
DAILY BRIEFING

The Morning After, In Which We See The Winners And Losers By The Light Of Day

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
OUR FLOURISHING POLITICAL SYSTEM

Republicans Will Just Attach Some ‘Die, ACORN’ Amendment To Every Bill From Now On

Thursday, October 29th, 2009
WOULD BE NICE IF THEY HAD SENATE VOTES

Various Somewhat-Republican People With No Congressional Power Endorse NobamaKare!

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
RE-EDUCATION CAMP

Check Out These Loser Kids Being Losers About Nobama

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
FILM AND STAGE

Reading Is Fun, And So Is Drinking

Friday, September 25th, 2009
WORLD TRAVELER OVER HERE

A Children’s Treasury Of Important Lines From Sarah Palin’s Speech To Hong Kong Money People [UPDATE]

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
HISTORIC COMEDY MOMENTS

Teabaggers Scared To Death of Being Confused With Negro Protesters

Monday, September 14th, 2009
FAUX-CHICKEN SOCIALISM

PETA’s New ‘Cash For Cluckers’ Program Exactly Like That Other One, But Without Cars

Friday, August 7th, 2009
DINGUSES

Lieberman, Graham Threaten To SHUT DOWN SENATE Over Dumb Amendment

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
HAS-BEENS

Nobody Cares About Old Presidents Anymore

Friday, May 29th, 2009
THEY DIDN'T SAY NO CATS

Become A Woman, And They’ll Throw In The DJ Lesson For Free

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
HONEST BROKERS

AIG Honors Contracts Even If Nobody Else Will

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009