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Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.
Guy needs a monocle and a Persian cat

Disgraced Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Pardon Me, I’d Like To Be Senator

Maybe there's some openings at ICE?
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Law And Order President Pardons Joe Arpaio For Patriotically Discriminating Against Messicans

Donald Trump continues his War On Bloggers by breaking more insane news late on a Friday.

Jerk Sheriff Joe Arpaio GUILTY Of Being A Convicted Jailbird Crimer Doing Crimes!

'America's Toughest Sheriff' may be headed for a federal prison, where he can expect better treatment than at his own jail.
He IS Justice!

Oh God, Joe Arpaio

Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Old Cracker Sheriff Joe Arpaio Loses Re-Election, Still Faces Jail Time (Lock Him Up!)

America's Most Publicity-Seeking Sheriff is out on his keister.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Joe Arpaio Faces Contempt Charges As Feds Grab Him By The Posse

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Joe Arpaio Will Jazz Up The Uniforms Of Heat-Stricken Prison Inmates With Tiny American Flags

Sheriff Joseph Arpaio almost definitely has a human skin lamp in his sunroom.
It's so rare to see someone who cares about the Flag

SCOTUS Smacks Down Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Fever Dreams Of Deporting President Obama

Bad news for Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the scourge of humanity and also Arizona. While the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear United States v. Texas, a case about President Obama's executive order to hit the pause button on deporting 4...
That ol' charmer is at it again

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Fixin’ To Protect Arizona With Private Army. What Could Go Wrong?

Joe Arpaio, the Maricopa County sheriff who's mastered the art of turning the fears of conservative voters into popular if ineffective crime-stopping stunts, is gearing up for his 2016 re-election bid with a call for all 250,000 Arizona concealed...
Totally an act of kindness, not publicity seeking

Joe Arpaio Happy To Guard Black Churches, Whether They Want Him Or Not

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, never one to let a good tragedy go to waste, stepped up in front of cameras this weekend and vowed to send armed patrols to guard black churches, although a number of Phoenix-area ministers...
Guy needs a monocle and a Persian cat

Kickstarter For Joe Arpaio To Crush His Enemies Like Cockroaches They Are

The last time we checked in on Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, he was having a terrible horrible no-good very bad day: He was facing a contempt of court charge for ignoring federal court orders telling him to stop...
He IS Justice!

Of Course Joe Arpaio Sent A Private Dick After A Federal Judge’s Wife. He’s Sheriff Joe!

Here's one way to tell that maybe your contempt of court hearing isn't going your way: When the judge in your case asks if you hired a private investigator to look into that judge's wife, and you have to...
I have a weakness for this stupid movie. It's a dystopian sci-fi remake of friggin' *Casablanca* for chrissake

Joe Arpaio, Pam Anderson, And PETA Walk Into A Prison Cafeteria…

Turns out Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson have something in common besides a fondness for Barb Wire, pink underpants, and relentless attention-seeking: They both think a vegetarian diet is just peachy, especially if...
Please don't send me to the Bad Kennel!

Jeff Flake’s Dog-Suffocating Son Sues Joe Arpaio; Can We Root For Both Sides To Lose?

Now here's a moral quandary for you: Who are the least loathsome characters in this little drama playing out in Maricopa County, Arizona? Is it Austin and Logan Flake, who were temporarily in charge of a dog-boarding facility last...