Which Members of Congress Are We Yelling At Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.
Is anyone investigating whether Sweden was involved?

American Muslims Raise Money For Vandalized Jewish Cemetery. Just What Are They Up To???

American Muslims and American Jews seem to have a lot in common now that Donald Trump is making America Hate Again.

Poor Texas Still Not Allowed To Defund Planned Parenthood Over Non-Existent Fetus Sales

Texas can't defund Planned Parenthood over the selling of fetal remains, on account of the fact that they did not do that.

Betsy DeVos Wanted To NOT Screw Transgender Kids? The Fuck You Say?

Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF?

Uber Man CRIES Because Company Is So Terrible, Sexist, Everyone Hates It So Much

You know who sucks? It is Uber, again!

Ukraine Is PISSED Y’ALL About Trump Pals’ Freelance Diplomacy They Deny Having Done

Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.
us, next year

Oh No Ivanka Trump Didn’t Pay Her Taxes! She Must Have FORGOT!

Oh also she 'forgot' to pay for her diamonds. Whoops!

Iowa Lawmaker Will End Universities’ Liberal Bias With This One Weird Unconstitutional Trick

From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom.

Sean Spicer Picking Fights With Anne Frank Center, Because That’s What Winning Looks Like

Like come on, Donald Trump is the hero of the Jewishes, how can people not see that?

Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
biased pic i'm sure

Sen. Joni Ernst Runs From Constituents Fast As Her Bread Bag Shoes Will Carry Her. Your Open Thread!

Oh look, another coward! And also your open thread!
Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei

Wingnut Bryan Fischer: You Gay Nazis Stop Doing Kristallnacht To These Florists RIGHT NOW!

Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.

Steve King Has Terrific Plan To Give All Public Schools’ Money To The Duggar Family!

Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.
He seems nice!

Milo Quits Breitbart To Spend More Time Giggling About Pedo Sex

How the 'mighty' have fallen!

Cops To Gamergate Victims: Call Back If You Get Shot

NEWSFLASH!!! Women harassed and threatened online!!! Law enforcement advises constant vigilance and voting in midterm elections.
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups

Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.

Donald Trump’s New National Security Adviser Sane, Smart, Competent. How The Hell Did THAT Happen?

Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.

After Threats To Jewish Community Centers, Trump Bravely Says Hatred Probably Not Good

Oh, hatred? Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's bad. What hatred are you talking about?

Poor Milo Had A Book Deal. Now Poor Milo Ain’t Got No Book Deal :(

Couldn't have happened to a more unkind twat.

Speaking Truth to Hair. Wonkagenda, Tues. Feb. 21, 2017

Trump finally finds someone to replace Mike Flynn, CPAC shitcans a scumbag, and Governor Joe Piscopo? Your morning news brief!

Genius Texas Hunters Shoot Each Other, Blame Invisible Mexicans, As One Does. Your Open Thread!

Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.