Sung by your boyfriend, William Tapley, third eagle of the apocalypse and co-prophet of these end times.

Mike Brzezinski is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore!

No gross secular 'holiday trees' for little Eric, only the real kind that was grown by Jesus!
It's rabbit holes all the way down.

A Las Vegas man who believed Sandy Hook was faked has been arrested on charges of plotting a real massacre. If you believe the government, of course.
GRRRR OBAMA GRRRRRR

Can the original Maverick pull out of this tailspin?

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Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?

Do you know the story of Judith and Holofernes? Judith was a rad Jewish woman, and Holofernes was a ... Roman? general who wanted to rape her. She was like "cool, Holofernes, I will...

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Apparently LePage thinks it's cool to say you want to murder a legislator, as long as you only want to murder him in a duel in 1825.
DON'T PUT WORD SALAD IN HER MOUTH.

Meanwhile, Ann Coulter is in the 'denial' stage of her intense grief.
If price gouging is wrong, she don't wanna be right

Pharmaceutical company CEO Heather Bresch just feels awful about having to make all this extra money from a lifesaving medication that she keeps raising prices on.

Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?

Steve Bannon, the guy in charge of a campaign that hates women, has a history of allegedly abusing them!

The respectable folks of the Travis County, Texas, GOP are looking to kick out the conspiracy-flinging racist nutball who somehow got elected chair of their county party. They just don't understand what a fun fellow he is.
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush knows liberals are OUTRAGED that he figured out Obama's secret lesbian farmer conspiracy plans!

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Hillary's speech on the 'alt-right' and Donald Trump's racism was VERY GOOD.

Because HI, we live in a system in which people have to pay money when they get shot!

CNN reporting on 'mutual charges' of racism between Hillary and Trump, because Both Sides Do It, right?

Bet you didn't know you had to worry about Hillary Clinton's Vagenda of Manocide. She certainly doesn't have to worry about it, thanks to the interwebs.
I CAN SAY TERRISM YET?

Andrea Tantaros, she is a jerk, and she hates feminism. But that doesn't mean she doesn't get the benefit of our feminist foremothers fighting for things like "making it so you can sue when...

Hillary also teaching America about the pathetic 'alt-right' movement. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, idiots!
Not one of Dok's shoops. You can tell because it's competent.

WND columnist Erik Rush got into Hunter S. Thompson's shaving kit, drank the first thing he found, and wrote a dumb thing about Hillary Clinton.

Kellyanne Conway sat for a long interview with Rachel Maddow on Wednesday night. It did not go well for Kellyanne!
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?

It was just last year that Ann Coulter finally met her man. A seething rage demon not unlike herself, who promised her flowers and candy and trips to Paris and a massive deportation force...
Screw you, huddled masses.

Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating.