Ben Carson Is Idiot All Over His Own Confirmation Hearings

Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.

Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren’t Their Dads Or Jesus

Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.

House Republicans Will Never Stop Taking Down Cop Painting That Hurts Their Feelings

Grab your Culture Guns, folks. We've got a war over a painting going on in Congress.

Dad Who Natural Remedied Child To Death Would Like To Sell You Some Natural Remedies

He has magic beans that cure bipolar disorder though!

Have We Gently Encouraged James Comey To Go F*ck Himself Lately?

THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.

Senate Stays Up All Night To Screw Obamacare! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 12, 2017

The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!

It’s OK To Talk About Donald Trump’s Alleged Love For Wee-Wee Hookers, You Guys

You are allowed to LOL about this as much as you want, AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE WHOLE STORY.

Watergate Hotel Sets Self On Fire, Not That We Should Read Anything Into That

Russian Embassy complex overheard giggling hysterically.

CNN Reporter Banished To Pee-oria For Asking Question At Trump Press Conference

Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference?

Let’s Watch Badasses John Lewis And Cory Booker Call Racist Jeff Sessions A Racist!

Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?
He is very excited about his new job!

TWIST! John McCain Knew About Trump’s Alleged Pee Fetish The Whole Time!

Well, he knew before the rest of us did.

Please Forget Trump’s Pee Hookers And Focus On The Treason, You Know Allegedly

Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.

Glenn Greenwald And Kellyanne Conway Apparently Too Stupid To Understand What Spies Do

Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???

Five Bucks Says Trump Cancels This Press Conference. Your Wonkette Live-Blog!

Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?

Only 37% Of Americans Would Pee On Donald Trump If He Were On Fire

Americans still optimistic though, asking President-elect Trump to pee on their legs, tell them it's raining.

It’s True. Chuck C. Johnson Is Advising Trump Transition. Cyanide Pill Line Forms To Right

What can a lying, notoriously litigious internet troll teach Donald Trump that he does not already know?
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions Hearings Day Two Livestream! Headline Joke About Jeff Sessions And Pee To Come!

Sorry we didn't make you a livestream yesterday, we are moar better on it today!
OK, maybe not one at the State Department...

Let’s Find Out If Vladmir Putin Has Ever Peed On Rex Tillerson

Come watch Exxon CEO man try to convince us he's qualified to lead the State Department HAHAHAHAHA AS IF.