Hillary Clinton is announcing her VP pick today! Let's watch, shall we? We shall!
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Evan's Tour D'America continues!
Looking quite relaxed, here's David Duke on vibes

He says he believes in equal rights for all, but wants to take a stand for 'European Americans.'
Behind door number three is this bitch named Yvette, who isn't allowed at this gym anymore.

Thanks to Texas's terrible state leaders, the Fort Worth school district has ditched its policy that was friendly to trans students in favor of a policy that will require outing them to their parents if they want accommodations. Progress!

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Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?

Do you know the story of Judith and Holofernes? Judith was a rad Jewish woman, and Holofernes was a ... Roman? general who wanted to rape her. She was like "cool, Holofernes, I will...

How long has it been since you examined your box? Do you like to examine it in the morning, when the sunlight hits it just right? When you examine your box, tell us, is...

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How could Ted Cruz fail to endorse Donald Trump? That is what Peggy Noonan would like to know.

Meghan McCain was really disappointed the GOP Convention was so friendly to Hillary Clinton. Hmm.

President Obama also says he didn't have time to watch the RNC, due to "busy." What, was he on an important vacay or something?

If the mental gymnastics executed at last night's Republican convention finale taught us anything at all about the kind of people who support Donald Trump, it would be these three things: 1. Their highest priority,...
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Cheer up! America is in far better shape that Donald Trump wants to frighten us into thinking.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

With bonus Tweets from Bernie Sanders and greatest congressional Tweeterer ever, John Dingell!
Carpe abyssium

Reading Donald Trump's Wednesday interview with the New York Times, we were struck by the thought that he actually hates America. Holds it in contempt, at least, and thinks it's a pathetic thing that might be...

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Let's all watch the final night of terror at the Republican National Convention. Hope you bought booze!

Notorious spleen-fueled rage machine Roger Ailes has resigned as CEO of Fox News. Gosh, we hope he'll be OK. We guess.

What was the deal with that nice space lady anyway?

There's undoubtedly a perfectly reasonable explanation for this latest shooting of an unarmed black man. Who was flat on his back. With his hands in the air.

We guess they could have, but they probably didn't.

Everyone made fun of Laura Ingraham's sorta-kinda Nazi salute at the RNC, but the speech that preceded it was entirely fascist enough.

After several nights of this convention crap, our eyes and ears and general faces have somewhat glazed over. We are Instacarting vodka and occasionally just screaming "Oh god, these people are horrible! Why are...

I have just come home from the hospital. My husband's father told the nurses at four-thirty this morning to please call his family. He is tired, and he is ready to die.
This friggin' guy

Donald Trump has some new ideas about the U.S. commitment to the NATO alliance. They are ridiculous, frightening thoughts.