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In Shocking Move ... Nah, Nobody's Shocked Trump Paused His F*cking Tariffs
Every manufacturer in world: 'Whew, good thing we didn't decide to go build a factory in the US.'
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See You In Guantanamo! That Man Now Openly Fantasizing About Sending US Citizens To Foreign Prisons.
It's always been a Republican dream to make Guantanamo Great Again.
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Trump Will Force Energy Industry To Buy More Coal Over Everyone's Dead Bodies
Much safer than wind power since that gives you wind cancer.
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Don Junior Is Going To Romania To Tell Everybody How To FREE SPEECH
What kind of democracy won't let Russian disinformation bots flood their social media?!
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Elon Musk And Peter Navarro Just Won't Stop Fighting And Golly That's Sad, Huh?
Oh dear. Please, stop. It's so sad when wingnut idiots fight.
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And other updates from the goon squad wrecking the government!
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Trump Judge Writes 'Gulf Of Mexico' On Trump's Face In Sharpie, Also Draws Dick
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Trump Dipsh*t Tom Homan Has Foolproof Eight-Point Test For Deciding If Somebody Is 'Gang'
Tattoos count for four points, and all tattoos are 'gang' if you're racist enough!
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Farmers MIGHT Be Able To Get Their USDA Grants, If They Reject Satan And All His Wokes
Wokes like 'conserving soil' and 'crop rotation.'
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RFK Jr. Kicks Off 'Make America Toothless Again' Campaign, Thrilling Fifth Dentists Everywhere
Four out of five dentists still believe this is a very bad idea.
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Roberts Court Making Up New Laws For Trump Again
We aren't at war, but Trump can use war powers to detain immigrants now, great
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Trump To Spend Remaining Federal Budget On ICE Concentration Camps
At $45 billion, it's more than double the amount USAID ever spent in any year.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Strawberry Margarita!
Fresh strawberries and top-notch tequila? Sign me up.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Ultimate Bloody Mary!
Hooper's gone nuts with the mixology again. Buckle your seatbelts, it's a wild ride.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Half And Half
A St. Patrick's day classic, drinkable any time of the year.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Ring The Alarm!
Time for a strong, spicy, smoky pineapple margarita. Possibly several of them.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Roffignac!
A forgotten New Orleans classic with tasty non-alcoholic options.
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Those Cakes We Like … Come From A Land Down Under
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Filthy Martini!
Because dirty isn't dirty enough.
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2024 Actual Person Of The Year: Kamala Harris
Time Magazine can give it to Trump like they gave it to Hitler and Stalin. Can also eat bags of dicks.
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2024 Shitheel Of The Year: Elon Musk
That was an easy choice!
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The World's Never Been Hotter. It's A Good Time To Go Green, Yes Really.
Climate optimism for a dark time.
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2024 Scourge Of The Year: Generative AI
Boy did slop proliferate!
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Marcie Jones
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2024 In Why You Should Never, Never, Ever Give A 'Psychic' Any Of Your Money
It's a scam. It's always a scam.
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The Laborious Year In Labor, 2024!
Cheers for the good strikes, jeers to the Trumpy Teamster leader.
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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Had Great Year Killing People And Watching America Decline!
New Year's greetings from Moscow.
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In 2024, The Media Somehow Got WORSE
Turns out airing every Trump rally live wasn't the only problem!
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The Absolute Stupidest Things People Believed In 2024
Not meant to be comprehensive, because ... well, you know.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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2024: The Year That Broke Us
It was a bad year!
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Five Good Things That Happened In 2024
There were more than five, we think, but we're not spending all day writing this.
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2024 From The Back Of Dom's Van.
The year in hey, Wonkette has a photojournalist!
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