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Oh, Laura Loomer Is Now Running The National Security Council. IS THAT FINE?
Why wouldn't it be fine? It's TrumpWorld! Anything goes!
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South Carolina's 'Please Let Us Defund Planned Parenthood' Argument Was Not Too Impressive
Even some of the conservative judges had a hard time buying it.
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Senate Votes To Stop Trump's Tariff Madness. Now The House Only Has To ... Oh, Sh*t
Just one simple vote could ... OK, make that two simple votes and then ... well, fuck.
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US Refugee Centers To Help White South Africans And ONLY White South Africans Flee To America
Everyone else is shit out of luck.
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WaPo Exposes Trump Admin Nuts Fascist Moves Over How Maine Governor Won't Obey Him
Wah wah, guess she'll see them in court!
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Supreme Court To Hear Another Abortion Case So That's Probably Bad!
Should your state be allowed to tell you what doctors you are allowed to go to? South Carolina says YES.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Filthy Martini!
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2024 Actual Person Of The Year: Kamala Harris
Time Magazine can give it to Trump like they gave it to Hitler and Stalin. Can also eat bags of dicks.
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2024 Shitheel Of The Year: Elon Musk
That was an easy choice!
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The World's Never Been Hotter. It's A Good Time To Go Green, Yes Really.
Climate optimism for a dark time.
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2024 Scourge Of The Year: Generative AI
Boy did slop proliferate!
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2024 In Why You Should Never, Never, Ever Give A 'Psychic' Any Of Your Money
It's a scam. It's always a scam.
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The Laborious Year In Labor, 2024!
Cheers for the good strikes, jeers to the Trumpy Teamster leader.
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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Had Great Year Killing People And Watching America Decline!
New Year's greetings from Moscow.
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In 2024, The Media Somehow Got WORSE
Turns out airing every Trump rally live wasn't the only problem!
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The Absolute Stupidest Things People Believed In 2024
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2024: The Year That Broke Us
It was a bad year!
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Five Good Things That Happened In 2024
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