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The Time Justin Trudeau Gifted Trump A Picture Of His Grandpa's Brothel
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Wonkette Movie Night: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Senate Republicans Reinvent Math So They Can Make America Super Poor
Lindsey Graham is drunk with power.
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Of Course It’s Medicare And Medicaid Administrator Dr. Oz
You get a parking-lot checkup, and you get a parking-lot checkup!
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Georgia Woman Won't Go To Prison For Having A Miscarriage After All
The Tift County District Attorney has dropped all charges against Selena Chandler-Scott.
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UGH North Carolina Appeals Panel Throws Out Legal Votes To Throw Election To Loser Judge
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Elon Musk: Peace Out?
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Trump's Tariffs Send Stock Market Into Tailspin, And Fox News Is NOT ON IT
The nation is in for economic ruin, and Fox News hopes you won't notice.
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Should We Talk About The Weather? Should We Talk About The Government?
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Mommyblogging The Coming Recession, Or How To Use All Those Coupon Apps For Fun And Profit
Hey, we're mommyblogging here!
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Here Come The Layoffs!
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The Right Wants To Turn The Whole Nation Into A Sh*tty Small Town Without Pity
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Ultimate Bloody Mary!
Hooper's gone nuts with the mixology again. Buckle your seatbelts, it's a wild ride.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Half And Half
A St. Patrick's day classic, drinkable any time of the year.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Ring The Alarm!
Time for a strong, spicy, smoky pineapple margarita. Possibly several of them.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Roffignac!
A forgotten New Orleans classic with tasty non-alcoholic options.
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Those Cakes We Like … Come From A Land Down Under
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Filthy Martini!
Because dirty isn't dirty enough.
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Dick Salad. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 28, 2025
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2024 Actual Person Of The Year: Kamala Harris
Time Magazine can give it to Trump like they gave it to Hitler and Stalin. Can also eat bags of dicks.
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Evan Hurst
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2024 Shitheel Of The Year: Elon Musk
That was an easy choice!
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Marcie Jones
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The World's Never Been Hotter. It's A Good Time To Go Green, Yes Really.
Climate optimism for a dark time.
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Doktor Zoom
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2024 Scourge Of The Year: Generative AI
Boy did slop proliferate!
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Marcie Jones
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2024 In Why You Should Never, Never, Ever Give A 'Psychic' Any Of Your Money
It's a scam. It's always a scam.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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The Laborious Year In Labor, 2024!
Cheers for the good strikes, jeers to the Trumpy Teamster leader.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Had Great Year Killing People And Watching America Decline!
New Year's greetings from Moscow.
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Gary Legum
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In 2024, The Media Somehow Got WORSE
Turns out airing every Trump rally live wasn't the only problem!
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Doktor Zoom
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The Absolute Stupidest Things People Believed In 2024
Not meant to be comprehensive, because ... well, you know.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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2024: The Year That Broke Us
It was a bad year!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Five Good Things That Happened In 2024
There were more than five, we think, but we're not spending all day writing this.
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Doktor Zoom
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2024 From The Back Of Dom's Van.
The year in hey, Wonkette has a photojournalist!
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Dominic Gwinn
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