Hillary's speech on the 'alt-right' and Donald Trump's racism was VERY GOOD.

Because HI, we live in a system in which people have to pay money when they get shot!

CNN reporting on 'mutual charges' of racism between Hillary and Trump, because Both Sides Do It, right?

Bet you didn't know you had to worry about Hillary Clinton's Vagenda of Manocide. She certainly doesn't have to worry about it, thanks to the interwebs.
I CAN SAY TERRISM YET?

Andrea Tantaros, she is a jerk, and she hates feminism. But that doesn't mean she doesn't get the benefit of our feminist foremothers fighting for things like "making it so you can sue when...

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Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written...
Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?

Do you know the story of Judith and Holofernes? Judith was a rad Jewish woman, and Holofernes was a ... Roman? general who wanted to rape her. She was like "cool, Holofernes, I will...

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Hillary also teaching America about the pathetic 'alt-right' movement. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, idiots!
Not one of Dok's shoops. You can tell because it's competent.

WND columnist Erik Rush got into Hunter S. Thompson's shaving kit, drank the first thing he found, and wrote a dumb thing about Hillary Clinton.

Kellyanne Conway sat for a long interview with Rachel Maddow on Wednesday night. It did not go well for Kellyanne!
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?

It was just last year that Ann Coulter finally met her man. A seething rage demon not unlike herself, who promised her flowers and candy and trips to Paris and a massive deportation force...
Screw you, huddled masses.

Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating.

Get out your tin-foil hats, y'all!
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Funny, they changed the title for the paperback.

Donald Trump spent a buttload of campaign donors' money to buy thousands of copies of his own book. You know, for kids.

If Trump really 'softens his stance' on immigration, why, Ann might cancel her book tour and go home to cry!

Those whimsical playful race-baiters of the 'alt-right' have made their own version of the already terrible 'We Didn't Start the Fire.' It has no beat and you can't dance to it.

Lyle Jeffs of the FLDS church has been on the lam since June.
Professional cum-sock.

Look, a lawsuit to give religious wingnut doctors freedom to deny medical care to transgender folk, hooray!
Real picture. Only the words are shooped.

When slime-dripping Nixon pal Roger Stone says you've gone too far, you may have gone too far.

Hello! And welcome to the world we live in now, in which reality television stars become politicians and it's not weird to go around publicly admitting belief in bizarre conspiracy theories! And where those...

This is getting REALLY fun, y'all.
They like representation! They really like representation!

The NLRB says grad students are workers with rights and stuff. This could set back plans for a new rock-climbing wall in the student rec center.

Here's an actually true conspiracy carried out by a crazy man who really likes Donald Trump.