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  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911
    • Oblios_Cap

      What the fuck does that even mean?

      • NastyBossetti

        See, he was right! You can’t even understand!

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “We were at peace the whole time, and never new it. Then Donald Trump explained this one weird trick: ‘War Is Peace’!”

    • Résistance Land Shark

      Shit, Donnie …. even the Murdoch NY Post is on yer ass!

    • The Wanderer

      Yes. The Peace of Unburied Dead.

    • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

      Did Bibi sucker punch him?

      • Celtic_Gnome

        More importantly, did Donnie jerk him forward while he shook his hand?

    • Longstreet63

      Particularly the Palestinians. After all, Bibi’s idea of a state for them is one in which Israel has full control of their borders, foreign policy, and internal security.
      But they’d sure be able to do their own health inspections!

      • kareemachan

        And let’s not forget their water. Water is going to be the new oil soon. Sigh.

        • Longstreet63

          Oh, you mean Israel’s water? If they wanted some, they should have asked for it in the “negotiations”.

  • DahBoner

    Let me be the first person in 2017 to wish Democrats a very “Merry Christmas” 😀
    https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder977/500x/75669977.jpg

  • Nounverb911
    • Warned_and_Persistent

      When the Patriots visit the WH, let him try this with a 300 lb lineman and the staff will have to pick up what is left of his 70 y/o shoulder.

  • Rick Hill
  • Warned_and_Persistent

    The search for Flynn leaks is like Congress indicting Paul Revere and his midnight ride for leaking the news of the Brit army on the march.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      This just in: Referee given fifteen yard penalty for whistleblowing.

  • Lizzietish81

    He’s going to have his cronies, who are Putin’s cronies, review the CIA?

    Thank god we didn’t elect Clinton and her leaky emails though.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      She’s just as bad as Trump. I wish Susan Sarandon was president.

      • Résistance Land Shark

        Dammit, Janet!

      • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

        Jill Stein or GTFO!

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          I’m all about empowering women….but can you fucking imagine??

          You see the Bayern match, btw? That Robben goal was sweet. I want to hate the guy, but I can never quite pull it off.

          • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

            Mmmmmmm, no. You should probably just block me.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        That’s just crazy talk.

  • Nounverb911
  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I’ve never been on good terms with intelligence in any form.”
    — Donald Trump

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s changing the name from the “Intelligence Community” to the “Common Sense Community”.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        The gut feel community? The best guess community?

        • Résistance Land Shark

          The pull shit outta yer ass community?

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Winner Winner
            Chicken Dinner

        • Alternative Pony Ron

          The Sincerely-Held Beliefs community.

      • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

        One Standard Deviation Above the Mean Community.

  • Oblios_Cap

    ICE just arrested a Piggly-Wiggly manager down in Apalachicola, FL who has been in this country for 20 years, has a family, and is a well-respected man (not The Kinks type)in the community. Apparently, he was charged but not convicted of a crime a number of years ago. People are pretty pissed off.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Family values are only important to white people.

      • NastyBossetti

        Only white families have value.

      • Longstreet63

        Just like gun rights!

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        If they could sell these poor people the way slaves were sold, ripping the families apart, they’d get even more satisfaction from it. I’d hate to even think about the boners they must get knowing a domestic-violence victim is going to be deported, and as for the Piggly-Wiggly manager, he should’ve known better than to be brown when some crime happened somewhere around him.

    • Weevie

      They were told Mr. Piggly Wiggly is a high level Russian operative so they’re taking out the Lieutenants first.

    • Painter of Goats

      Common sense and empathy are so yesterday’s values.

      • cmd resistor

        My wingnut brother is always tirading against “fake compassion” which apparently is what libtards have. They don’t really care about other people, but only want to make conservatives feel inferior.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Conservatives only feel inferior because they are. That’s why they try to avoid their feelings.

        • Jamoche

          It’s the fundie thought process – everyone, deep down, knows the fundie is right, they just deny it to be contrary.

    • epazote

      The Bannon/Miller Administration is determined to remove all non-Caucasian, non-citizens from murikkka. As one agent said “doesn’t matter, you weren’t born here”
      They are going after (some) permanent resident aliens, not just undocumented. Bet your last dollar they won’t be rounding up the 40% (4.4 million) non-Hispanic, non-Muslim “illegals”. The Anglo white “illegals” will not get a second glance from ICE.

      • Oblios_Cap

        This guy was from El Salvador.

        • epazote

          Oooooh, ‘nother one of them “messicans”
          /s
          I’m here to tell you, ICE agents in San Diego don’t know there’s a difference between Mexican and Samoans…they’re both brown, “suspicious”, and warrant questioning.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          So he was an “OTM”
          Other Than Mexican

          • aureolaborealis

            I think you mean ‘otherly Mexican’.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        You forgot how President Bannon will then work to remove citizenship from Catholics, Non-Whites ( mud people), and LGBTQs. It will be hard for him to get to Jews.

        • epazote

          Bannon claims to be Catholic
          is in cahoots with an extreme rightwing priest in the usa
          don’t recall this priest’s name, but he’s asking to be defrocked by the Pope for his defiance of papal authority

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Wow. Most White Nationals won’t have anything to do with “Papists.”

          • Maybe in the US; in Europe, hard-core pre-Vatican II Catholicism and new-fascism are totally in cahoots.

    • cmd resistor

      As they should be. His immigration EO adds charged but not convicted to the people who they can pick up, doesn’t it?

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      People are pissed? But that’s Trump country, the panhandle, the ‘Redneck Riveria’. And that’s THE Piggly-Wiggly, the only one from miles around.

    • Sandy Beaches

      So, we are going to take a guy who has a job and incarcerate him on the tax payer dime. His family will suffer not only the loss of their husband/father, but the loss of his income which means they are likely to now need public assistance. Oh yeah. That makes PERFECT sense…If you’re a goddamned hate filled moron.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Not to mention taking a tax-paying member of the public out of circulation.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    A president who takes every weekend off is going to “put America back to work”? Wow. Just, wow.

    • Doug Langley

      Clearly, I need to apply for gold course groundskeeper.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I think they only hire foreign nationals. American workers want silly little perks like “paychecks” and “days off”.

  • Résistance Land Shark

    The GOP is currently just standing around with their old, gray-haired dicks in their hands

    Just EWWW!! I just ate breakfast! That is all.

    • Weevie

      Is that a Little Links joke?

  • Bill D. Burger

    “You Nazi thugs see this white, frail, tiny little fist? I call it the *Trumphammer*….and it’s comin’ for you.”

    (*Intelligence Services giggle uncontrollably.)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6061232b7a47a3d3d1380104c9b33e82d9823eae9be54a3ff4c0302e47e097d4.jpg

    (Damn! Doesn’t that pic just say it all? ___ Jeeeeeez’!)

    • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

      Looks like about half the amount of corned beef you would need to make a samwich.

    • Weevie

      Nice expression, such conviction, “This is where I go down.”

      • kareemachan

        I thought he was imitating a choo-choo here….

        • Alternative Pony Ron

          ♫ Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley… Ding, ding, ding goes the bell… ♫

          • cmd resistor

            And the wheels on the bus go round and round.

    • MynameisBlarney

      What a fucking douchecannon,

      • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

        At some point, he will appear at the Vietnam Memorial to talk about how awesome he is and imply that ‘Nam draftees were losers.

        • “It is horrible, really horrible, how bad at army these guys were. Let me tell you, they were too stupid to go to Wharton, really great school, by the way, I went there, it’s incredibly great. They were too stupid for Wharton, so they had to go to Vietnam, and they were so bad at army, let me tell you. These guys, they were getting shot and blown up left and right, they didn’t know what they were doing, believe me. It’s a real shame they never asked me to go, I would have won that war in no time. I’m really smart, OK? I’m a humble guy, but you gotta know, I’m really smart. I would’ve beat the pants off those bad hombres, that, I can tell you. And unlike these dead guys, I would’ve ducked.”

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            Fucking brilliant!

    • aureolaborealis

      How could he have known?

  • Oblios_Cap

    About time Dominic posted something!

    • :(
      I had homework!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        pffft, homework. A construct of the liberal elite.
        Wait, I have what due on Tuesday?
        Dammit!

      • Résistance Land Shark

        Merely a ploy of the librul, eleet educrats to keep you down, man.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Actually, I’m working on mine later today.

      • Mike Steele

        That’s okay, bro…you’re worth waiting for IOurHO:)

  • Martini Ambassador

    From the WaPo article on ICE detaining the abused woman:

    It was the first time in her 23 years at the courthouse, Bernal said, that she can remember ICE agents making their presence known during a protective order hearing. The agents had come to stake out the woman, identified by her initials I.E.G., because, Bernal speculates, they likely received a tip from the only other person who knew the time and place of the hearing — the woman’s alleged abuser

    When just abusing your victim physically isn’t enough. FFS.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “When threatening to report someone is no longer working, you gotta follow through. Only way she’ll learn.”
      — An Abuser

    • NastyBossetti

      It’s so nice when our government agencies can help an abuser out by exacting revenge on his victim for him!

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        “See! I told you you were lucky to have me beating you”.

    • Reximus

      the beatings will continue until morale improves

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Good to see trump is doubling down on his war against the IC. Always a smart move.

    • Résistance Land Shark

      Yeah … great plan, Donnie Dumbass. They have everything about your life and businesses at their disposal. Only ONE little fact leaks, and the “Trump Empire” house of cards folds.

    • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

      Ask Kim Jong Nam. Upps, too late.

  • Nounverb911
    • NastyBossetti

      I’m not clear on the rules here. Should I pretend my immigrant husband doesn’t exist all day, or not?

      • efoveks

        You COULD yell at him all day to “Speak English!” and tell him if he doesn’t like it to “Go home”…

        Also, don’t pay him any monies. ;)

        • NastyBossetti

          But I do that EVERY day.

      • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

        And think how much easier it would be to celebrate A Day Without Emigrants.

  • Nounverb911

    Donnie finally tried all the buttons at his seat on Air Force One.

    https://twitter.com/GIFs/status/832173134878953474

    • Résistance Land Shark

      brilliant.

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    Good Morning Wonks. Looks like SNAFU! Moar coffeeess……..

  • Nounverb911
    • Weevie

      Yuk! Jabba the Trump!

    • Michael R

      I can see the leaks from my house !

  • memzilla Ω
    • msanthropesmr

      And it was about a consentual ding dong fest.

      • aureolaborealis

        *s

    • Weevie

      Standards have been raised. Lowering something negatively raises it. Yup! We all know that. De Vos hard at work already.

    • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

      One BIG thing.

    • beingreleased

      I saw a tweet earlier that said the GOP investigated Clinton’s possible misuse of the White House Christmas card list. 140 hours of hearings.

  • Crystalclear12

    So scaring the intelligence community, yep, I’m sure that dry those leaks right up!

  • C4TWOMAN

    OF COURSE Donnie’s gonna tell Putin everything! A four year old could have figured that out! And WTF Intel agencies? Stop playing with him like a cat and JUST TAKE HIM OUT(with votes intel).

    Bejebus, this reminds me of this week’s Agents of Shield episode where Sky, of all people, gets sucked into a “fair fight” with the non powered villain. Usually only male heros fall for this shit, and it only lasted a couple of rounds before she rightly said fuck it and went back to using her powers, but still. Who cares whether the bad guy thinks the fight is “fair”. JUST TAKE HIM OUT ALREADY.

    • Weevie

      I’m waiting for armed MP’s to escort him out of a press conference. Maybe that pep rally in FL he’s planning.

      • Résistance Land Shark

        I’d love me some “Donnie Does The Perp Walk”

  • Michael R

    See if you can finds Trump’s position on this :

    https://s9.postimg.org/qs0fnr673/two_trump_fbi_classified_tweets.jpg

    • ¡Persister de la Résistance!

      His position? Defensive crouch maybe?

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Doggy style and he’s the bitch?

    • Doug Langley

      Wow, this is tougher than “Where’s Waldo?”

    • PubOption

      Has Donald illegally deleted any of tweets?

    • Khavrinen

      IOKIYAR?

  • ariel_gee_398

    Pissing off the community intelligence is dangerous, idiotic, and reckless, but short-term it does provide some quality entertainment, such as leaked memos about exactly how much Donnie needs those briefings dumbed-down.

    “‘These issues about the overall length of the book as well as whether there are going to be conflicting interpretations—that unfortunately sounds like…bowing to the reality of a president with a short attention span and little ability to deal with ambiguities,’ says Paul Pillar, a former senior CIA official who is now a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution and Georgetown University.”

    http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2017/02/classified-memo-tells-intelligence-analysts-keep-trumps-daily-brief-short

    • Jamoche

      “I like bullets”. It’s the fucking PowerPoint president, and it’s exactly that kind of shit that led to the Challenger explosion.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I don’t know what’s wrong with you folks in the Intelligence Community. I’m always very happy with what the KGB tells me. Why can’t you be more like that.”
    — Donald Trump

  • Oblios_Cap

    Damn! He’s got a spread bigger than the Ponderosa!

    https://mps110.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/c4ldzlnwiamuny7.jpg

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Definitely not a 10.

    • kareemachan

      At first I thought you wrote ‘Omarosa’ and thought, well, whatever.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Being an OldZ, I was making a reference to an olden time TV show…

    • Claire

      Oh my god, man, blend your foundation.

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      Wow, he’s got the oompa-loompa hairstyle displayed to perfection in that shot.

  • Bill D. Burger

    ♪♪♪Memories….like the corners of my mind….♪♪♪

    Wow! Donny used to love leaks_____Wikileaks, FBI leaks….

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/100e4009a1a27f54b11ff28849d2a8fb7b14740ba5080f0933df6002cd047022.jpg

  • Chyron HR

    You can’t have a (Nazi) party without ICE!

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Warm beer is okay with Nazis.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “The Truth is a three edged sword, what Donald Trump said yesterday, what he said today, and what he will say tomorrow. Also too, I miss the previous guy.”
    — Vorlon Ambassador to the United States.

    • shaar dula

      truth in trump’s case is a mace

  • laughingnome

    Should I make my tax payment out to the Kremlin this year?

    • Résistance Land Shark

      Da.

      • laughingnome

        Spasibo

    • David Chaillou

      Smart people don’t pay taxes.

      • shaar dula

        there’s that too.

      • shaar dula

        putting 2+4 together we have: SMRT people don’t always pay taxes. when they do, they pay kremlin. Spasibo. Da.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Nero had his fiddle. Trump has his rallies.

    • I thought Nero was banned from Twitter?

      I’ll see myself out…

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        That was Caligula. Nero’s cool.

    • Doug Langley

      I’m guessing Nero was easier to listen to.

      • Longstreet63

        He played the violin!

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      You know who else was famous for his rallies?

      • Alternative Pony Ron

        Paddy Hopkirk?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Sebastian Loeb?

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          The list goes on an on. Like the list of a famous hooker her clientèle

      • Reximus

        Sir Walter?

      • Longstreet63

        Dammit, now I want Rally’s…

        • DT

          And now /I/ want Checkers.

      • puredog

        Pete Sampras?

      • Mr. Blobfish

        John McEnroe?

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Doug Langley

      Wow, they can’t even give her stuff away.

  • Weevie

    GIZMODO headline from Google News Homepage, where naughty words were not allowed:

    Trumps Bullshit Executive Orders Become Even More Bullshit on Whitehouse Website

    Bezos should put more resources into his sendDonaldtospace initiative.

    http://gizmodo.com/trumps-bullshit-executive-orders-become-even-more-bulls-1792358551

  • Reximus
  • Why am I getting on my teevee a Viagra commercial starring that Neil Gorsuch fellow?

    Oh wait it’s a bizarre commercial telling me to make sure he gets on the Supreme Court.

    • Longstreet63

      Yes, I’m so convinced by an expensive commercial telling me what a regular guy he is. Paid for by Judicial Crisis. Really, people?

      • Alternative Pony Ron

        I can’t think of a greater judicial crisis than confirming him.

        • Longstreet63

          Hang around, one will show up eventually, I’m afraid.

  • Alternative Pony Ron

    The Vinyl Cafe host and author Stuart McLean dead at 68
    He wasn’t just beloved in Canada – I was amazed at the number of Americans who loved his show and his stories, including the g/f and her late husband.
    I think I shall spend the day finishing up the Eternal Savior of the Cosmic Consciousness. Later, everypony.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Oh you missed the press conference at nato where Mattis stated he has little doubt the russians are medling in elections. Was just on CNN about an hour ago.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
  • goonemeritus

    Apparently even goats have developed wall scaling technology what chance does a new boarder wall have against humans?

  • Panika MCD

    meanwhile in TX, this is about to start:

    State Sen. Brian Birdwell (R – HOOAH!): let’s have a Constitutional Convention!!!!
    State Sen. Estes (R – My party got dumb.): let’s not.

    http://www.legis.texas.gov/tlodocs/85R/schedules/html/C5702017021609001.HTM

    watch it live.

    http://tlcsenate.granicus.com/MediaPlayer.php?view_id=5&event_id=2176

    • Oh dear. Who will be this century’s Frankin, Jefferson, & Hamilton?

      • Panika MCD

        well, we can’t trust the citizens to elect senators or delegates. so to return power to the people, the legislature will elect delegates from amongst themselves…?

  • Panika MCD

    p.s. you should note that El Paso has special federal court rulings saying only federal agents can ask anyone about their papers and those agents should probably not because it’s dumb.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • beingreleased

    “Trump will hold another self-aggrandizing rally in Florida this weekend because his poll numbers are in the toilet and he needs something to make him feel loved.”

    If protesters have a good turnout at this (and his handlers let him see them), I think it’s possible Trump will have a complete meltdown at this rally. This really could be the end.

    • cmd resistor

      All the Florida resistance/indivisible pages on FB are posting lots of stuff about protesting. IT is apparently on the tarmac at the Melbourne airport. So you would think it would be hard to hide the protesters in a big open space…. Oddly, I normally pass by that exit from I-95 on the way home from seeing my mom on Saturdays, around the time of the rally.

      • bupkus23

        Of course, the tarmac at any airport is “restricted access” – either the rally is going to be a hand-picked “crowd” of baggage handlers, caterers, and refueling technicians, or Rump is going to override TSA and FAA rules to assuage his ego….

        • cmd resistor

          I still can’t figure why Melbourne. He is supposed to be in Palm Beach this weekend. Is he going back to DC and stopping off? Or just taking a little jaunt up the coast — it’s about 150 miles from Palm Beach.

          • Sophia

            Reliving past glory days

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        That sucks. He’s flying into Melbourne and driving into Orlando? Or is the rally in Melbourne? ETA: “campaign rally” in Melbourne. Dafuq?

        • cmd resistor

          It’s in Melbourne but I think the airport is called Melbourne/Orlando or Orlando/Melbourne.

        • cmd resistor

          Yes, the official name is Orlando Melbourne International Airport and it is in Melbourne. That Orlando threw me off when I first saw it, too. http://www.mlbair.com/

        • cmd resistor

          I just looked at the local paper for Melbourne. Apparently it is in a hangar that held an estimated 8500 people when he had a rally there in September.

    • Mike Steele

      BOLO for Bannon-funded interlopers

    • Sandy Beaches

      What the fuck is the purpose of this rally and why do taxpayers have to pay for it. Also too, did anyone else notice that the orange fuckhead is taking every weekend off and going to Florida on the taxpayer dime? Where’s the wing nut outrage?

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      The thing is, I think Trump’s mental illness (malignant narcissism) is so pronounced that he could look straight at a protest sign and think the person was supporting him, because narcissists protect their fragile egos at any cost, including active delusion when presented with an alternate reality.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        That’s what happened last weekend!

        • Nasty Candy Apple

          Well, I am not surprised.

      • Sophia

        This along with the fact that he can’t read.

      • Yr. Gma

        Yep. He sees the name “Trump” and that’s all. What they should do is carry signs with actual photos of him that he hates, like the pelican chin one.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Have we ever had a President whos at war with his own IA ? A military coup doesnt sound so far fetched.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Doesn’t have to be a coup. Can just be inaction. You know, like your belligerent friend who picks fights expecting his crew to back him up, until they don’t. Looking at you, Biebs.

  • shaar dula

    OT Q.
    how do you post images from web using image URL?

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      just paste URL…

      • Me not sure

        I like to spit on the back just to make sure it sticks good.

      • shaar dula
        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          ah, my bad…I thought you just had to refresh, but you’re right, it does not show. I don’t think anybody can, I think it just shows the link when you post using the pic button below.

          • Serai 1

            In that case, right click on the pic and choose “save image as” (or “save picture as”). Download the pic to your computer. Then open the posting window. On the lower left, you’ll see a tiny icon that looks like a picture frame. Click that and you can upload the pic to Disqus, and then it’ll appear. Hit “post” and that’s it.

            Oh, and if you want to post a comment (which isn’t allowed, but whatever) along with the pic, either write the comment before you click the image button, or else write it after the pic has been processed. I say this because the pic will show up exactly where the cursor is, and if you’re in the middle of typing a comment when the pic finished uploading, you’ll find a URL right in the middle of your comment and you’ll have to fix it. :)

        • Serai 1

          Yeah, when they’re in a media cache, they’re usually not accessible through hot-linking.

        • HogeyeGrex

          Actually, in that case it ought to work if you truncate the url to where it ends at “.jpg”. Anything after that tends to confuse poor ol’ Disqus. It sees it as a link rather than a pic.

      • puredog

        Also, if you resize the image-holding tab down, you can just drag and drop the image itself. If you’re using a PC, anyway. At least that did work; disqus’s “protocol” seems to vary at random.

    • natoslug

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8eca26505974d079be1a57cb7feb4ab4d386bc4b100942b72fa8548a96a22490.jpg

      You may have to download first, then upload into disquscdn. Not sure if this is a disqus change, or a new-ish Wonkette issue.

    • Serai 1

      Right click on the image. Click on “copy image address”. Paste the address into the Disqus box. Disqus should pick up the address and display the pic. IF this doesn’t work, then you’ll have to download the pic to your computer and use the little picture icon to upload to Disqus.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    told the TX mom about the El Paso case….momma said, “Fuckers!”
    ; )

  • going4baroque

    OT: debbie wasserman-schultz (spit) talks at cnn authoritatively about trump’s campaign “reeking of collusion” with Russia, and if there is one reeking politician that has been exposed as deeply experienced in reeking of collusion, she’s your ex DNC chair who resigned in disgrace, for reeking of collusion. Well, CNN probably considers her an expert!

    Watch the reeking politician say words below
    https://youtu.be/YiyiEAjkwNE

    • Did Debbie collude with a foreign country in order to influence an election so that said country can get what it wants (namely, spiking oil prices, melting sea ice, and the death of nato)?
      No?
      K then! Practically the same!

      • going4baroque

        here’s a definition of collusion that you might find helpful:

        secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.

        There ya go, it helps to understand the words! I did not care to write one more word than I wrote. No addendum, pal.

      • going4baroque

        another definition that you might find helpful :
        hypocricy, look it up!

        • Lefty Wright

          I tried but there is no word spelled like that. Now if you are talking about hypocrisy and comparing DWS to Russian hacking of the election, you are big leagues off. She may have had her favorites, but nothing she did impacted the Democratic primaries. As much as some of the Clinton opposition seems keep thinking it did. In fact, a lot of the CDR issues can be laid at the feet of the Russian social media and web site comments assaults on Clinton. Despite lots of claims, there was no there there. Just as the Benghazi investigations showed nothing Clinton did caused that disaster nor did she say anything incorrect about it after the incident. Repeating lies every day does not change the fact that they are lies. The Democratic primaries were mainly state controlled and the rules established long before Sanders entered the race. Claiming DWS rigged anything is alternative facts.

          • going4baroque

            another poster brought in a comparison with Russian hacking, I’ve just pointed out collusion and if you’ll note I corrected the spelling of the word hypocrisy, for all the constipated control freaks in the world, and the rest of your post has nothing to do with what I’ve written, so, I’ll stop here

  • shaar dula

    today is “day without immigrants” day.

    i want to introduce Fernando Perez UC Boulder Physics PhD born in Medellin, Columbia. He developed ipython that has since revolutionized computing environments for scientists of all stripes. Everybody and their aunty uses it now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8xQRI3E8r8

  • Nasty Candy Apple

    The U.S. has been using depleted-uranium bullets in Syria during airstrikes on ISIS targets.

    http://i.imgur.com/8ubGFLt.gif

    • puredog

      I know. I had to read the article, though, to learn that there is not a consensus whether depleted uranium bullets are hazardous to one’s health. I mean, any more than, uh, because bullets.

      • Nasty Candy Apple

        Then why put it in there?

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          That was my question also too.

          • Pierre_de_Fermat

            Mass? as in force = mass * acceleration?
            I believe it is used in some anti-tank shells for that reason. But plain old bullets would be adequate unless they are fighting the
            Battle of Kursk or something.

        • UnsaltedSinner

          Greater mass gives greater penetration. It’s used in armour-piercing bullets.

      • wait! what?

        “Regular” bullets tend to bounce off armored vehicles; depleted uranium bullets go through anything. They even julienne tanks!

        But wait, there’s more!

        “The aerosol or spallation frangible powder produced by impact and combustion of depleted uranium munitions can potentially contaminate wide areas around the impact sites, leading to possible inhalation by human beings.” Wikipedia

        • Scrofula

          Beat me too it–
          but don’t forget the pryophoric aspect–those aerosols burst into fire.

          • wait! what?

            Oooh!

            It’s thermaberic, too!

            But no chlorofluorocarbons so it’s totally safe for the ozone layer.

      • Scrofula

        They aren’t glowing with radiation.
        But thing is, they’re intended for their armor-piercing abilities, and the handy ability to spontaneously ignite after bursting into your tank, and shredding into a molten spray of flaming death that can wipe out everyone inside.
        Lead is still pretty effective for plain old squishy flesh bags of distant brown people yearning for “freedom”.

  • azeyote

    heat em up – shoot em in the dark

  • To be fair, those barn cats don’t look very entertained.

  • MAXWELL SMART LIBELZ!!!

  • wait! what?

    On Wednesday, former NSA intelligence analyst John Schindler provided some insight into the reaction of national security officials.

    “Now we go nuclear,” he wrote on Twitter. “[Intelligence community] war going to new levels. Just got an [email from] senior [intelligence community] friend, it began: ‘He will die in jail.’”

    “US intelligence is not the problem here,” Schindler added in another tweet. “The President’s collusion with Russian intelligence is. Many details, but the essence is simple.”

  • guppy06

    The intelligence agencies are only skipping over details because a single page is only so big, especially once you include the mandatory pics (i.e. Spy vs. Spy comics).

  • guppy06

    Re: Ginny Thomas

    At least this will keep her busy and leave Anita Hill’s voicemailbox alone for a while.

    • Jennifer R

      Drunk Dialing the woman you publicly slandered is always a brilliant idea. I rather enjoyed hearing the recordings of that old lush crow about how Anita owed Clarence an apology.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Trump may have trouble gaining a crown in Florida this weekend. NASCAR opens their season in Daytona this weekend. I’m betting the two demographics cross over quite a bit. Hard to pull them away from their TV if Dale Jr. or Chase Elliott is on.

    Me? I’m a Socialist leaning Progressive, so I’ll be watching everything from Daytona starting today through most of next week.

    • Is it just me, or should they go ahead and paint lanes on the track at Talladega?

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        I think so. Daytona will be the same way. I hate restricter plate racing.
        Have you seen the format for the 500?
        150 miles, mandatory caution and restart. Points awarded to top then.
        300 miles, same thing.
        Race to the finish.
        Jimmy Johnson won another championship, so time to change the point system.

  • Panika MCD

    UPDATE: is George Soros printing money now?

    apparently some people would love to repeal the 17th Amendment, but think that an Article V Convention would be taken over by an unspecified organization funded by George Soros to usurp the convention and expand the federal government’s power.

    the saner argument from these people is: hey, dumbass. you’re little model convention “went of without a hitch”? did you consider that 95% of the attendees were Republicans so they already agreed with you and that would no be the case with a real one?

  • Serai 1
  • aureolaborealis

    Taking refuge with what you think are die-hard supporters in small venues where different perspectives are less likely to show up … isn’t that circling-the-drain behavior for a president?

    • johnsawyer

      He’s a junkie for cheering rallies–he has to have another fix

  • Mike Steele

    Allllllllllllrightee, then…hour-long solo pressed, argyle

    • Paperless Tiger

      Someone called her an opossum, but that may have been a term of endearment.

  • Yr. Gma

    One of those goats looks suspiciously like a sheep.

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