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Good morning! Is everything still horrible in Trump’s America?

WHY, YES!! Yes it is!!

And today we have some next level shit to deal with. But we will get through it together with the internet’s favorite coping mechanism, Porn Cat Photos. Meow!

Soon we’ll be enjoying a BIG, BEAUTIFUL trade war with Mexico to fund the BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL. But in the meantime, we’ll have to content ourselves with paying taxes so men with guns can abuse random Hispanic people. Ugh, so unsatisfying!

Behold the baby ocelot, a big cat whose habitat will soon be sliced in half by a pointless, fucking wall.

Don’t fret, because the Trump administration has come up with the COHERENTEST immigration plan ever to deal with those bad hombres. It has two main subsections.

I. Malevolent Incompetence; and

II. Incompetent Malevolence

On Tuesday, six armed ICE officials showed up in an El Paso County Courthouse to arrest a woman known as IEG. Why is she only identified by her initials? Because even Texas protects the identity of domestic violence victims, and IEG had just been granted a protective order against her abusive partner.

IEG had filed three police reports alleging that she had been punched, kicked, and chased with a knife. The woman’s only criminal offense was reentering the US illegally after being deported. Also, too, getting the crap kicked out of her which is a crime in Texas probably.

Those SIX(!!!) ICE agents knew she was definitely a bad hombre.

How did they know? Well, they knew because THE GUY KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF HER CALLED THEM UP AND TOLD THEM that she could be found that very morning in the 65th District Court Family Court Section trying to protect herself from physical violence.

These ICE officers have earned that commendation for MALEVOLENT INCOMPETENCE by further punishing a victim of domestic violence and rewarding her abuser. And discouraging the reporting of crime by an entire community of vulnerable people is just above and beyond.

Full marks, Lads! Indeed, that is some A+ MALEVOLENT INCOMPETENCE.

But why should Texas have all the fun?!?!?!

This Sunday in Washington state, 23-year-old Daniel Ramirez Medina was at home asleep when ICE agents knocked on the door looking for his father.

Because this shitshow is already in court, we can quote the complaint filed on Medina’s behalf.

Following his arrest, Mr. Ramirez’s father granted the ICE officers permission to enter his home so that he could inform his two sons about his arrest. When the ICE agents entered the home, they asked Mr. Ramirez, ‘Are you legally here?’ Mr. Ramirez replied, ‘Yes, I have a work permit.’ On the recommendation of his brother (a DACA recipient who was also then present), Mr. Ramirez declined to answer additional questions at that time.

[It’s not clear why these guys refer to Medina as Mr. Ramirez. But their leader made “Prime Minister Shinzo” crash a wedding. So cultural competence is obviously NBD. Editing to add: Unless we are wrong and it’s a double Hispanic surname and Ramirez is his dad’s name. “Prime Minister Shinzo” is still effing dumb, though.]

Mr. Medina (or Ramirez!) told them that he was brought to the US at age 7 and was thus eligible for a deferral of deportation proceedings under the Deferred Action for Child Arrivals program (DACA). He showed the agents his paperwork, issued by the federal government, staying his deportation and allowing him to work legally until May of 2018. The agents told Medina, “It doesn’t matter because you weren’t born here.”

Wow, that seems pretty goddamn Incompetent. Can we add in some Malevolence?

“ICE officers took Mr Ramirez into custody based on his admitted gang affiliation and risk to public safety.”

[ICE Spokeswoman] Richeson declined to elaborate further on how ICE established the man was a member of a gang.

Oh, okay. The guy holding a work permit just volunteered that he was a gang member, so the men with guns HAD to take him into custody.

FUN FACT: DACA recipients pay a $495 fee and undergo an extensive background check every two years. The renewal states, “Unless terminated, this decision to defer removal action will remain in effect for 2 years from the date of this notice.”

So, after stumbling upon a guy who had an actual license to be in America, these assholes arrested him and then called him a gang member to justify the fuckup. Impressive Incompetent Malevolence!

To be fair, these guidelines come straight from the top. Last month Donald Trump sat down with ABC to discuss his plans for the DACA program and the kids who were brought here as children.

They shouldn’t be very worried. They are here illegally. They shouldn’t be very worried. I do have a big heart. We’re going to take care of everybody. We’re going to have a very strong border. We’re gonna have a very solid border. Where you have great people that are here that have done a good job, they should be far less worried. We’ll be coming out with policy on that over the next period of four weeks.

Well, President You’re Fired has a “big heart”, so it’s all good then, right?

We need all the kitties. STAT.

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  • The Wanderer
    • Crystalclear12

      Thanks

    • TJ Barke

      Otter God, please deliver us from these callous inhuman motherfuckers…

    • Oh King of Weasels…King of Kings – Help us before we go otter our minds.

  • I suggest some time out with PICKLE CAT.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZTSGkfm7a0

    If you want your Pickle Cat pure and UNCUT go here:

    http://dn.ht/picklecat/

  • Crystalclear12

    Fuck.
    FUCK!
    sorry that’s all I got on this one.

  • OneYieldRegular
  • Msgr_MΩment

    More articles should be explained with kitteh pix.

  • Lizzietish81

    OF course to the Trumpers they aren’t real people and they deserve what they get for being here illegally.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwPaES_mP3E

    • Martini Ambassador

      Except, woah! All of a sudden there are no people that can be paid under-minimum and under-the-table for the stuff that nobody wants to pay living wages for, like picking produce, cleaning buildings and construction work. And then everything gets more expensive, and geeze, who saw that coming?

      • Rags

        Nah, this makes them easier to exploit.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Gotta pass that National Right To Work Law so we can treat every employee like a Messican.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “He was a member of the Washington State DACAs. He had a membership certificate and everything! That’s a dangerous bunch, really hard core.”
    — An ICE agent

    • Celtic_Gnome

      We know the truth. The gang he belonged to was the worst: The Democratic Party.

  • Michael Smith

    The blood is flowing down the sides of the pyramids and the people drink it but aren’t satisfied yet.

    When I find myself in times of economic trouble, blind ethnic hatred comes to me, violence protects my dominance, let it be

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    I’m getting the sense the “policy” can be simplified to “grab anyone who looks vaguely foreign and/or with a skin tone darker than Miracle Whip and sort it out never”.

    • cmd resistor

      That sounds about right.

  • cmd resistor

    Someone mentioned this story in Florida, another WTF, on another thread.
    http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2017/02/14/ice-arrest-apalachicola-man-fuels-fears/97917574/

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Personally, I don’t think six ICE agents to one potential deportee is enough. They can do better. At twenty or thirty to one, they could be even less productive!

  • DQKennard

    They shouldn’t be very worried. They are here illegally. They shouldn’t be very worried. I do have a big heart. We’re going to take care of everybody. We’re going to have a very strong border. We’re gonna have a very solid border. Where you have great people that are here that have done a good job, they should be far less worried. We’ll be coming out with policy on that over the next period of four weeks.

    Gosh, he just can’t make it any clearer than that.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      He really can’t. It causes him physical pain just to be only mostly nonsensical.

    • TJ Barke

      Does anyone else ever manage to say so little while talking so much?

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        KellyAnne Conway.

        • Alternative Pony Ron

          She learned at the feet of the Master.

    • OneYieldRegular

      “It’s gonna be great, you’re gonna love it, we’re gonna have town councils just like the judenrat to sort out who should be here and who shouldn’t.”

      • DQKennard

        Run by local Sheriffs, allegedly the highest legitimate authority. Other than Trump himself, of course.

  • Creepoman

    “I do have a big heart.”

    Would it be against the commenting rules to hope that it’s untreated cardiomegaly?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiomegaly

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    The domestic housecat immigrated from Egypt right? How long until they come for the kittens?!!!

    • redarmyzombie

      THEY CAN TAKE MY KITTEHS WHEN THEY PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!!

    • Historicat

      As visiting deities, cats should be exempted from your puny human regulations.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Well, President You’re Fired has a “big heart”, so it’s all good then, right?

    Say, y’all know who else had a big heart, allegedly?

    https://www.dspt.edu/images/uploads/grinch.JPG

    • arglebargle

      Worms have five hearts.

  • goonemeritus

    If Jill Stein is to be believed Hillary would have done this as well.

    • Creepoman

      There really was no difference between either candidate.

      • arglebargle

        Both sides do it.

    • Bill D. Burger

      They’re exactly the same. Everbidy’ knows it.

  • Jon Weinberg

    FYI, the folks calling Mr. Ramirez “Mr. Ramirez” are his lawyers, and they’re calling him that because it’s his name. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_naming_customs

  • Suttree

    Fuck this. I’m going back to bed.

  • memzilla Ω

    Call me crazy, but it seems like terrorizing an entire community is going to MAKE THEM ONE BRAZILLION PERCENT LESS LIKELY TO REPORT TERRORIST ACTIVITY TO LAW ENFORCEMENT.

    *fumes* *slows breathing*

    You know another unintended consequence of terrorizing a community? It makes them ONE BRAZILLION PERCENT LESS LIKELY TO REPORT OUTBREAKS OF DISEASE that typically start spreading where poor people are concentrated. Minor annoyances like Ebola, Zika, West Nile, cholera, dysentery, plague, and leishmaniasis.

    *fumes again*

    • dshwa

      The common theme amongst Trump and his supporters is the complete inability to think about consequences or any step past the immediate one.

    • Suttree

      They just want white people to like them. They also want those white people to be afraid at the same time. It doesn’t matter that nothing makes actual sense. It only has to make sense when you look at it through the lens of power.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Also, too, if some upstanding White American Deplorable is the victim of a crime, and the only witness is some Messican, then Mr. Deplorable is shit out of luck.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Michael R
    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.

      • Alternative Pony Ron

        MIND. BLOWN.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      TBH her dialogue was only slightly more comprehensible than doge-speak.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Heheh

    • redarmyzombie

      Can we have her for president instead? Rita Repulsa is a far more qualified candidate than Bozo Hitler…

  • BloviateMe

    This is good, this is good, but I’d sure like to hear more about Trump’s electoral college victory. A blow by blow of overcoming the odds would be really satisfying.

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    To paraphrase Tyrion: We’ve had vicious presidents, and we’ve had idiot presidents, but I don’t think that we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a president. Til now.

    • Dubya? Reagan?

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Idiot and dementia, respectively. They had vicious advisers, tho.

        One does have to bear in mind at all times that Republicans already start with a profound dearth of empathy. It takes a particular level of sociopathy to shine in their ranks.

        • Shirleyareichert

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  • Bill D. Burger
  • memzilla Ω
  • o’look Skwerl!

    All the taco shops are closed today, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I am in HELL.

    (good for you immigrants.)

  • Martini Ambassador

    Jesus. ICE might be filled with bigger bulling assholes than any other law enforcement agency in the country. And that bar is pretty low already.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Yeah, think your average southern police department, but where the police department is usually just full of high school C students who learn racism on the job, ICE specifically attracts high school C students who are already racist.

      • Suttree

        Added bonus of not just putting them in jail, but deporting them afterwords.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i imagine people who’ve dealt with the DEA would disagree, from what I’ve heard.

      • h4rr4r

        Someone here related a tale of being involved with someone from the DEA, it was all I could do not to say something.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          i only know the issue from books – thankfully – but i guess they ahve a reputation as cowboys.

          • h4rr4r

            I was more referring to their War on Some Drugs. Which is really a war on those who happen to be poor or brown.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        The local gendarmes in this part of the world don’t think much of them. It’s either Don’t Expect Anything or Drunk Every Afternoon.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        The DEA was nice to me. I didn’t fight the arrest. They were in suits and ties, and didn’t want to scuffle. Neither did I.
        Southern Cops? Heck, the rural ones still believe in enforcing the “Fugative Slave Act.”

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well, they wanted to be cops, but the cops were all like…”No…you’re too racist and assholey…try down the hall, I hear they need people like you.”

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
  • ImPEECH!

    I Google’d “ocelot” and got: “How do you tame a cat in Minecraft?”

    • TJ Barke

      With salmon.

  • Asterix

    Daniel Ramirez Medina has been through the DACA process twice, and passed each time. As his lawyer pointed out last night, if his client had gang ties sometime in the last four years it would have been uncovered. ICE is playing CYA with this case and it’s headed to an appeals court and possibly the Supreme Court.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “[It’s not clear why these guys refer to Medina as Mr. Ramirez. ”

    Down our way, the first of two last names is used in the Mr. sense. I have a teacher who is like this, eg. Ed Ramirez Medina, but he goes by Mr. Ramirez.
    FYI.

    • PubOption

      Standard Spanish practice, Ramirez would be the father’s surname, and Medina the mother’s (maiden) surname.

  • I’m getting the feeling that a lot of bad cops are feeling empowered to get their fascist freak on in the light of President Pussgrabber’s coronation.

    • Buzz1313

      That’ll change once the Republicans come for their unions,freedoms,etc..

    • Sardonicuss

      Yerp. It was the one smart thing I thought that he, as a budding fascist shitbag, did during the elections. Traveling around sucking all the FOP dick he could, “ICE endorsed me” me bullshit.
      Their are a whole lot of shaved headed, armed brown shirts with badges all over the country who are looking for payback..mostly for being laughed at in high school.
      Their day has arrived.

    • Which was ALWAYS the big problem with Trumpy – not the evil he can do personally, thankfully circumscribed by constitutional limitations, but the evil he is inspiring in others, in particular racist cops and other fascists with guns.

  • Buzz1313

    Any word on if that cunt in Texas who reported the woman he was beating up to ICE has been arrested? The simple fact he reported her gives the claims of abuse some credence. What an asshole.

  • Vecchioivan
    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Once again, I really hope these places that are closing are paying their workers today’s wage anyway.

  • boredcatlady
  • Foulmouthed Midwesterner

    And don’t forget the Border Patrol, where a freaking high school diploma is all that’s required for hire. They are very busy turning away asylum seekers at the Southern border. Human rights treaties, who needs ’em? And no, I don’t know how to use url shorteners, why do you ask? https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/us-border-officials-are-illegally-turning-away-asylum-seekers-critics-say/2017/01/16/f7f5c54a-c6d0-11e6-acda-59924caa2450_story.html?utm_term=.f22fb1a9fc1e

    • Sardonicuss

      I think a GED is pretty much good to go for local cops in Tejas.
      Yeehaw! Look at all these brown fish we got in the barrel now!

  • VoterFraudingBigRedDog

    Some of those kitties are scary. :(

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Fucking hell. This woman was trans –

    “The complaint, filed Feb. 9, indicates that Gonzalez, whom Bernal identified as transgender, had been deported six times since 2010 — apparently after arrests for crimes including possession of stolen mail, false imprisonment and assault.

    Its narrative differs, however, from what Bernal unearthed in her investigation in a key respect. The complaint says Gonzalez was arrested on the street, while investigators looking into the detention for Bernal said it happened inside the courthouse.

    “There were six ICE agents on the 10th floor,” Bernal said.

    The arrest comes at a time of heightened concerns that under the administration of President Donald Trump, ICE is expanding who it tries to deport and how it goes about deporting them.

    Related story:

    ICE conducts immigration raid in Las Cruces

    The woman is being held in the El Paso County Jail under a federal ICE detainer, Bernal said.

    Her arrest comes to light along with news that ICE conducted an immigration raid in Las Cruces on Wednesday, rounded up 51 people in Austin since last week and conducted sweeps in numerous other states.

    Bernal, whose office is conducting an investigation into the incident, said the ICE agents said they went to court after receiving a tip. Gonzalez’s live-in boyfriend had earlier been detained by ICE, Bernal said.

    “We suspect it’s the (alleged) abuser” who tipped off ICE about the woman, Bernal said.

    El Paso County officials say they don’t want ICE to get into the habit of going to the courthouse and acting on such tips.

    It’s common for abusers to seek to control undocumented partners by threatening to refer them to immigration authorities, said 65th District Judge Yahara Lisa Gutierrez, who oversees the court that issued Gonzalez’s protective order.”

    http://www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/2017/02/15/ice-detains-domestic-violence-victim-court/97965624/

    • Sardonicuss

      Texas is guaranteed to be a daily horror show for a long time to come.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        it mentions a raid in las cruces, which is about a 45 minute drive from El Paso.

        • Sardonicuss

          “51 people in Austin.”
          Didn’t I just read a story about the shitbag racist governor making a statement a few days ago?
          He is dog whistling to the law dogs.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            he’s such an ass – he’s the one who wanted to fire the sheriff of Travis County for not playing along AND is planning on yanking funding for “sanctuary” cities.

          • Sardonicuss

            Well, he has all the motivations in the world! All those pesky indigenous brown people who keep voting dem! If he rounds up and deports enough people who look like them..maybe they will just leave as well and Texas can go back to being the lily white state it never was!

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i remember looking at the map, there like, *maybe* 8 counties taht went for hillary. But otherwise, yeah pretty much.

            In college in Austin, the Latino Students association marched on one particular columbus day – this guy i knew in class was with me and said, “they should go back to mexico.” I was like, fuck dude, they were here first man. It’s nuts.

          • magyar of infinite power

            Technically, they weren’t there first…

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            fair enough.

    • Zyxomma

      There are posters in the clinic where my new doctor practices, and elsewhere in NYC, about domestic abuse. One of the items on the poster is, “Has he threatened to call immigration to have you deported?” or words to that effect.

  • The Wanderer
    • Khavrinen

      “Where are we going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I do have a big heart.

    Only if you compare it to the size of your hands, asshole.

  • Oblios_Cap
  • Old Man Yells at Cloud

    His big heart is the result of a lifetime of eating greasy fried chicken and klassy wedges of iceberg lettuce drowning in ranch dressing.

    • Résistance Land Shark

      RANCH??!??!? YOU MONSTER!!!

      • magyar of infinite power

        Iceberg lettuce wasn’t enough for you to cry “Monster”?

        • Résistance Land Shark

          Iceberg lettuce has it’s place in the world, but ranch on a wedge salad? Sacrilege!

          • PubOption

            Repubs love the wedge issues.

          • redarmyzombie

            I’m pretty sure we can narrow that down to just “wedge salad”…

          • zerosumgame0005

            exactly! as stupid as ranch on Buffalo Wings! any place that only has that (and no fucking CELERY!!!) is not a good place to eat, anything. Blue Cheese maybe with a dash of 1000 Island for spice,

  • wait! what?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/346697a84560f071bb0a2a60d0c5469fbef17ee146d0a074e144ac1b7fbc7758.jpg

    Seattle Mayor Ed Purray, also known as Mayor Ed Murray.

    Seattle Mayor Ed Murray and City Councilmember M. Lorena González (Position 9, Citywide) issued the following statement after news of the arrest of Daniel Ramirez Medina, a 23-year old Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals recipient living in Seattle with his father:

    “President Obama’s Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program has given thousands of people who know no other home than the U.S. the opportunity to be members of our community, have jobs, go to school and raise a family. Because of Congress’ refusal to pass comprehensive immigration reform, DACA has been a critical avenue for people who were brought here as children to live and work in the U.S. without fear of being detained or deported. It has helped break down walls in our communities and made them safer.

    “The DACA program remains the current law of the land and DACA recipients continue to have the legal right to live and work in our country.

    “Information about the arrest of a DACA recipient last Friday remains scarce and questions remain unanswered by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). More details should be released about what led to this arrest, including whether the detention of a DACA recipient is a shift in immigration policy related to DACA recipients. We have sought these answers from ICE’s Seattle Field Office.

    “Additionally, given the uncertainty around President Trump’s immigration policies, the Administration and ICE should clarify their stance on this policy. Uncertainty and ambiguity lead to fear in the immigrant community. No person should live in fear that they or a family member will be taken away by the federal government without notice or cause. This fear makes our communities less safe as it makes immigrants less likely to report crimes or work with local law enforcement. And it robs our friends and neighbors of the American dream they were promised whenever they came to our country.

    “We want to remind our residents that no City of Seattle official will ever ask about your immigration status. And the Seattle Police Department will not help ICE detain and deport immigrants who are doing nothing more than raising their families and contributing to the vibrant culture and successful economy of our city.

    “However, please also know that ICE officials still have the power and jurisdiction to enter into the boundaries of Seattle and conduct these harmful actions without notifying the City. If you are an immigrant, we advise that you review two online video presentations produced by our partners Northwest Immigrant Rights Project and Colectiva Legal del Pueblo. These have important Know Your Rights information that you should understand during this uncertain time: https://www.facebook.com/WAimmigrantsolidaritynetwork/videos/“

    Mayor Murray and Councilmember Gonzalez are requesting details of the arrest from Seattle’s local ICE office this evening. The Mayor’s Office, Council and the Office of Immigrant and Refugee Affairs will continue actively monitoring this incident and any other reports of immigration enforcement activities happening within Washington state.

  • proudgrampa

    Posted in another thread. Doing it here, also.

    https://youtu.be/VR_AC0E0rgA

  • Chadwells
  • Lulu Mac
  • Résistance Land Shark
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      murder…that cat is thinking about how to murder that plant…or maybe the human taking hte picture!

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Black cats are special. They tend to be calmer, smarter, more friendly, and scary good at problem solving (not always an asset).

      • javadavis

        We have a black cat that resembles that. He knows how to turn on one of the heaters. Cats – they learn to turn on a heater but they just won’t turn them off before they leave the room .Rude!
        (he also has amazingly round cat-eyes and never blinks)

  • Holly

    OMFG KITTIES!!! Here’s one of ours….and about the only thing that’s keeping us from losing our shit these days……
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c6932f7f5aec75ceaad858312df706d4dd2e37ff5d1f325318a6ba992c7a460b.jpg

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      If you’re a small furry creature you will fear Death From Above.

      • Holly

        He’s an assassin. He brings us his not so dead prizes into the cabin to share! We just love that.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          My daughters cat had to convert to indoor life because he was known as the “birderer”. He spends most of his day sitting in the window plotting more feathered mayhem.

          • Khavrinen

            We had a “mighty hunter” whose favorite prey was, of all things, earthworms — which she liked to leave on the carpet in my parents’ bedroom where my Dad would step on them with his bare feet when he got up in the morning. Not sure exactly what hunting technique she employed, but it sure seemed to be effective.

  • azeyote

    gang members always tell the cops that they are gang bangers – it’s in the first chapter of the gang bangers handbook –

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      The 1st rule of gang bangin’ is always tell the cops about gang bangin’.

  • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham

    Is he studying Word Salad under the tutelage of Sarah Palin?

    • Scrofula

      Palin at least has some beat rhythm to her salads.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Nothing about the “Day Without Immigrants” protests today? It’s like the movie “A Day without Mexicans” only IRL.

    • Courser_Resistance

      A couple of foreign resources I work with are ‘out sick’ so yes, there are people not at work.

  • marcophotola
    • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

      I’ll be in my bunk, if my cat will let me.

  • wait! what?
  • timpundit

    The late Izzy, aka ‘Honey bun’ aka ‘Puddin’ face’ aka “Get out of there’.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e7f1e5dd0c47256e8e700c50d322b9cfef9b36836b043488fe16e5ea4e8031a.jpg

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      I once had a beloved cat named, Jessica. Her nickname was, Goddmannit.

      • LucindathePook

        As I kid, I had twin white kitties named Dammit and Darnit.

  • Dear lord that is a lot of kittehs…

    • Sophia

      That was a hell of a story after the ones about immigrants fleeing the US heading to Canada. We needed lots of kittens

  • John Resistant Tovarich Smith
  • John Resistant Tovarich Smith
  • hendenburg2
  • YetAnotherRebecca
  • Alternative Pony Ron

    Our two, both long gone now… Avalon is grooming Tiffany here, and after this they would switch roles… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e99e532a301978b0095f2cdd8e2ef684735b334ddbb033271a3e4d5c422dea7b.jpg

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Here is my newly rescued, middle-aged, FIV+ kitty expressing his opinion of Trump…https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ad1e52d586dbbecf3854686103125e01bc006875242c61b87c0ea874b0329f1c.jpg

  • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

    I like the white ‘fuck this’ cat on the desk. I keep it on my phone also too. That’s all I can say about this post without blood coming out of my wherever.

  • Zyxomma

    Thanks for the kittens. I have my own horror story from 1970s TX, but I’ll spare you (and myself).

  • ThatDale

    This story was nearly impossible to fap to. In fact, most of the stories around here are nearly impossible to fap to. I got to find a better pron kittycat site.

  • Bill Diaz

    One of the greatest Americans of all time didnt start out that way. He began as an 8 yo illegal coal miner and become the wealthiest man in the world, as well as setting the standard for philanthropic endeavors.

    I wonder if Trump would send Andrew Carnegie back, or would he be ok because he is white?

    Have a great day!

  • Lefty Wright

    One big problem is that city, county, state, and federal law enforcement agencies have been infiltrated with far right wing bozos. And once in, without serious actions to monitor them and hold them responsible when they screw up, you cannot get rid of them. Local cops that mistreat prisoners, take a confrontational attitude toward anyone, but especially people of color, shoot first and ask questions later face little risk of any punishment and are often rewarded with promotions. Sometimes after costing local governments millions in civil penalties. It is almost like the brownshirts of Nazi Germany are in charge of law enforcement. Anyone with any sense of fair play and obeying the laws and rights of everyone is automatically rejected. Remember, the union representing the Border Patrol agents endorsed Trump. I wonder what they will say when he signs a national right to work law and their union goes belly up.

  • Jeffery Campbell

    There are not enough kittens, puppies, lambies, canned clams, or dick jokes in the whole world to get us through this. If it weren’t for Wonkette and the extremely fine people herein, I would have dissolved into a sobbing puddle of incoherent, babbling, goo some time ago.

    • ddslover

      THIS! Wonkette is my saving grace, my sanity, my retreat from this insane country that we have become. And the dick jokes….oh and how masterfully Evan calls dumpf a dumbass fuckbaby!!

  • Jeffery Campbell

    <———- It's Mr. Whiskers!!

  • Snopes Shop

    This is the only way to get terrible news.

  • Weevie

    Wow, that gray cat is wild! I see our fluffy white cat every few days, check occasionally to be sure he’s still alive. I rescued him from a snowbank in Jan 12 years ago. He was defenseless, declawed and in our bird feeder scrounging bird seed; I chased him away a few times, then realized he was abandoned, so I lured him inside with an open door and bowl of milk and kept him. Some people down the road moved about the time he showed up and he likely ran off during the move. He’s about 14 now and has never had much to do with me, but likes my wife and kids; lives in my son’s room. Stupid cat! Hah!
    And that’s my cat story. :)

  • BJW

    I have 4 cats of my own and it isn’t enough.

  • SatanicVagendaRebellion
  • Capslock

    Not nearly enough cats. Not even close to enough.

  • phoenix00

    If I had my own cat to post, I would post him/her too.

  • BearLeft
  • I’m sure that someone has posted this by now, but it is the Catholic tradition that the children take the mother’s maiden name as one of their many middle names. So, more than likely, Daniel Ramirez Medina’s mother’s family name was Ramirez.

    Also, too, and, but, however, the ICE agents arresting and deporting IEG are now an extension of her abuser. It’s always nice when our government helps a poor helpless abusive asshole out and gives his victim one last kick when she’s finally getting to be beyond his reach. It’s just too bad that she wasn’t running or resisting arrest so they could have shot her dead. That’s the end goal of her abuser, so in that sense, I guess they failed and she won! Yay?

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    I’m tearing up reading the domestic violence story.

    Fucking hell.

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