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  • Nounverb911
    • Carpe Vagenda

      Smells like victory, don’t it?

  • Nounverb911
    • dslindc

      There she goes, persisting all over the place again!

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Persisting from her wherevers… the nerve!

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Resistance AND persistence?! I’m already busy learning Russian to be ready for The Takeover.

      Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей
      (My hovercraft is full of eels)

    • snark-lurker

      i haz confuze: did liz not vote to confirm one of the OPOS’s cab members?

      • Shan McStroppy Pants(less)

        Sleepy Ben.

        • snark-lurker

          so much for canonizing her

          • Shan McStroppy Pants(less)

            She had some stated reasons that I done necessarily disagree with. YMMV though.

  • Hutch

    Jeez, when the video said, “fishing cats,” I envisioned cats in fishing vests and hip boots, totin’ wicker creels down to the stream side. :-(

    • schmannity

      You forgot a cooler full of beer.

      • Alternative Pony Ron

        That’s only if you’re fishing from a boat.

    • Naytch

      A river runs through their enclosure?

      I have to say I used to ignore the cute animal vids here on our daily briefings and in the non-comments. Now with every new day of this “administration” I am grateful for the therapeutic kittehs and puppies and stuff!

  • Vincent Ricola

    “I oppose civil asset forfeiture too! Why don’t you try to destroy my career you fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon!”

    Sen. Daylin Leach, D-Montgomery is a Wonketter?!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Lefty Frizzell

    Jerry Sandusky and Elmer Fudd

  • dslindc

    So Joe Manchin likes racists in addition to coal. Time to register as a Republican, Joe!

    • schmannity

      It’s not racism, it’s Clean Racism.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Nah. He’s a Zell Miller Democrat. He can’t bring himself to cross the aisle to a party that freed slaves that one time.

      • Think he’ll challenge anyone to a duel that calls him a opportunist?

        • Carpe Vagenda

          A girl can dream. Crone. Female. Whatever. Can dream.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        I wish we had Zell back. I’d take him over Isakson or Purdue.

  • Nounverb911
  • Bill D. Burger
  • dslindc

    Carly must have seen a video about running for Senate on the Internet.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    So Trump is allowed to call a Senator a liar in a Tweet, but Elizabeth Warren isn’t allowed to read a letter someone else wrote that accuses a Senator of being a racist. Double standard!!!

    • snark-lurker

      and sexist: they let the boys read the letter in the same hearing

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Yep. Penis Power.

    • DahBoner

      There’s no more UnRepublican Correctness!

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Dominic, mon choux. The Colbert url has an extra h.

  • Michael R

    “As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” ― H.L. Mencken ( 1920 )

  • Shibusa

    It’s amusing that President Easy D[ferment] would criticize anybody for dodging military service in Viet Nam.

    • beingreleased

      It would be ironic except that I think irony implies some sort of self awareness.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      I like Sleazy D myself.

  • Oblios_Cap

    If you though Iraq and Afghanistan were clusterfucks, just wait until we start the war with Iran!

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      I think we are going to war with Iran by the end of the year/early next year.

      • Alternative Pony Ron

        I don’t think he has that much restraint.

  • Nounverb911
    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      I would die of alcohol poisoning.

  • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

    Fishing kitties! #FakeNews! I didn’t see a single pair of Cabellas hip waders or rod and reel in the whole video.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Good morning! Here’s some noise to wake you up… goes well with coffee!

    https://youtu.be/prI0AsJs2dw

    • Mike Steele

      OMG! Orchestra and conductor, please…?

      • chortlingdingo

        The description in the video says it’s the Berlin Philharmonic and lists the names of the French Horn players, but not the conductor.

        • Saxo the Grammarian

          That would be Simon Rattle. He’s a bit of a showboater, but that can be excused in this context.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Replaces coffee. I’m awake now.

    • chortlingdingo

      Oh my! This actually brought tears to my eyes! Music is so amazing.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Yes… I just had to check the Baltimore Symphony’s performance calendar because with all the shit going on right now, I need to purge myself with a good concert.

  • Shibusa
  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Carly Fiorina will challenge Tim Kaine for his Virginia Senate seat…

    She will be the next Scott Brown … losing Senate races in multiple states. (If Demoncrats actually show up and vote, which they kinda never do.)

    • schmannity

      This is bad news for New Hampshire.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Oh, I think they will this time.

  • schmannity

    Gorsuch is one more story away from being the So-Called Supreme Court Nominee.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      I’m sure Trump will be happy to parade That Other Contestant Judge out for “ratings” right now.

    • Sandy Beaches

      Yes. I’m pretty sure his actions will be seen as a “betrayal.”

  • Oblios_Cap

    Carly Fiorina will challenge Tim Kaine for his Virginia Senate seat

    Well, at least we still have Carly to kick around some more.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      And Kaine’s seat is safe for another election cycle.

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        Now i am sad, we dont have our awesome stepdad Tim for VP.

    • Shibusa

      Virginia voters won’t fall for that.
      https://media.giphy.com/media/QnR69yaZPxyCY/giphy.gif

      • Blender_415

        Needs moar Demon Sheep!

      • Mike Steele

        Best campaign highlight of 2016. Thanks for the memories:)

    • RC

      she really likes throwing money down a rat hole

      • Oblios_Cap

        Other People’s Money.

        • RC

          Even worse.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      I thought she was gonna get appointed to some executive position to ruin things for America.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Maybe a (-10)…

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Sessions looks like the boy from MAD magazine as a senior citizen.

  • wtw5002

    The Keebler Elf will NEVER question anything the Capricious Clementine does. Donald’s got himself a tinier version of Rommel.

    • PubOption

      Rommel did turn against Hitler, and may have been involved in an assassination attempt.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Rommel was not a Nazi and was forced to commit suicide. I think you meant Himmler.

  • Shibusa

    This is O/T but Der Spiegel editorial called for an international alliance against Trump!
    http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/a-1133177-amp.html

    • Hutch

      “It is literally painful to write this sentence, but the president of the
      United States is a pathological liar. The president of the U.S. is a
      racist (it also hurts to write this). He is attempting a coup from the
      top; he wants to establish an illiberal democracy, or worse; he wants to
      undermine the balance of power. He fired an acting attorney general who
      held a differing opinion from his own and accused her of “betrayal.”
      This is the vocabulary used by Nero, the emperor and destroyer of Rome.
      It is the way tyrants think.”

      It isn’t “loofah-faced shit-gibbon” but it will do.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      The article really does read better in the original German.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Alas I only had one year of German and if I had to rely on it to find the toilets, I might have to use a bush!

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      Eine Koalition des Willens, to coin a phrase.

    • Typical Germans, trying to rile everyone up against them…

      …*gulp*…

    • Sedagive ’em Hell

      I’ve been waiting for this, and it will have to amount to more than words, because the government of the United States (and the greatest military power on the planet) is now in the hands of proud anarchists bent on the destruction of liberal democracy worldwide. Eventually, the US will resort to violence.

      I’ll give this to Bannon: I thought it would take months (if not a year) for calls like this to come from Europe; he’s pitiless, he’s effective, and he works fast.

      • Résistance Land Shark

        I think Bannon knows he has a small window of opportunity before the gendarmes come to get him.

        • Sedagive ’em Hell

          I’m increasingly of the opinion that the dude is just flat-out nuts, and now that he is the most powerful asshole on the planet, he’s thinking that there’s no one who can stop him.

    • C4TWOMAN

      The Rebel Alliance begins…

      In other news, Germany moves it’s gold out of New York
      https://www.thelocal.de/20170209/germany-moves-100-tonnes-of-its-gold-from-new-york-to-frankfurt

      The Germans aren’t fucking about.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      The fact that the United States, a nuclear superpower that has dominated
      the world economically, militarily and culturally for decades, is now
      presenting itself as the victim, calling in all seriousness for “America
      first” and trying to force the rest of the world into humiliating
      concessions is absurd.

      This.

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Mocking American Ingrates Again!

  • Angela Ruzzo

    All my redneck neighbors love the Muslim ban, not because Muslims are terrorists, but because immigrants get all that free stuff that my neighbors don’t get, like $5000 a month for life and a free mansion and a free car and Medicaid. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, they take jobs away from white Americans and they don’t speak English and they worship Satan and they want to impose Sharia law on our women. They know this is true because they got a chain email from their cousin Dwayne that tells them it’s true. Gee, I sound like a cultural snob. That’s because I’m a cultural snob.

    • mancityRed6

      Intellectual snob.
      You’d be a cultural snob if you critiqued their choice in velvet paintings.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        “That velvet Jesus painting above the gun rack? What a faux pas!”

        • Tiny kaiju

          They got Elvis just right, with his portrait above the best toilet in the house.

          • Paul

            ISWYDT

      • Angela Ruzzo

        A lack of intellect seems to be a hallmark of this crowd, as well as poor interior design choices and a love of pickup trucks and guns. I think of it as a cultural gap as much as an intellectual one. I live in a college town, and I do know several intelligent, educated professor-types who agree with my neighbors, which seems incredible, but it’s true. Unbelievably, some people can travel extensively outside their own country and learn absolutely nothing from the experience. One of my acquaintances has two higher degrees and lived in Europe for 20 years, but every summer she came home to the US to buy new clothes at J.C. Penney because “I don’t want to look like a European.” She is not stupid, she just got sucked up into a violently pro-American crowd and she conforms to the mentality of whatever group she hangs out with. Conformity has no intellectual barriers.

      • Little Lulu ResistanceFighter

        How long does the world have to wait for the mass production of velvet Melania paintings?

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          Arrrggghhh, you just made me imagine her nude again.

  • cmd resistor

    So I took my morning glance at Trump’s twitter. He’s attacking McCain again and talking about his great success in Yemen. Then I scrolled through some replies. Too many good ones, but this caught my eye.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OmfsRWEAAQW9g.jpg

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    “…..this is scaring the hell out of White House staffers.” Now they’re getting scared? NOW???

  • Nounverb911
  • Bill D. Burger

    Leslie Jordan (aka: Beverley Leslie) wants everyone to know that lil’ Jeffy Sessions is actually imitating HIM, not the other way around.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b303f05f3811ec7ab2e0720999f5e4f54d771781e942172e0f2b688df532f5d7.jpg

    • Martini Ambassador

      Well, that’s certainly an SNL sketch waiting to happen.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    The article about the NSA Contractor says “they found secret documents scattered throughout his home office and car.” Now how stupid do you have to be to leave this stuff lying around your house and car for years and years?

    • Tiny kaiju

      It was a cry for help. He started stealing as joke, to see if anyone noticed. When no one did, year after year,, he became despondent and careless, just hoping someone would notice him.

      • Shan McStroppy Pants(less)

        Is this like the postal carriers who just dump the bags in a storage locker instead of delivering the mail?

        • Tiny kaiju

          Nah. They just have bum shoulders and don’t give a fuck.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Very likely it became an obsession. The number of people I know with OCD is astonishing.

        • Amy!

          So … you count them, do you?

          • Angela Ruzzo

            I don’t count them, as there are far too many of them. I stopped counting when the number reached 10, and that was long, long ago. My only interest now is in noting new variations of OCD I haven’t run into before. If I had to make a guess, I would say that at least 75% of the people I know have some degree of OCD that seriously impacts their lifestyle. Perhaps it is a normal human behavior which varies only by degree, a kind of “OCD Spectrum Disorder.” I have food obsessions myself.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Sessions: “Shout out to mah’ Alabammy’ boys. Now that I’m confirmed, I won’t let yew down. I had to say them awful libby’soundin thangs to git this here job. I’m a bringin’ it home now. Rebel yell to ya.'”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bfd326f78abad9f58ae8238449226607b1fe7b70d0884d4d4add2ee624950116.jpg

  • Chadwells
  • mancityRed6

    This is the dark side of everyone (who can afford it) living longer.
    We’re stuck with all these old white guys running the show.

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Tiny kaiju

        The little girl looks like she’s getting ready to karate flip the little boy.

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
        • Shan McStroppy Pants(less)

          Dead bodies warning.

      • C4TWOMAN

        The good news is most of those kids will grow out of it. Look up Don Black’s son Derek Black:
        https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2016/11/03/take-money-and-run-how-don-black%E2%80%99s-son-escaped-white-supremacist-movement-he-was-born

        The fact is if these kids want to do anything else in life besides being a white power footsoldier, once they get to college, their assumptions will be challenged at every corner. The Alt-right’s adult foot soldiers are more likly to come from radicalized individuals who were born outside the culture but feel isolated and hard done by.

        • RC

          I wish you were right but it sure hasn’t worked out that way in my family. Even the educated few have gone back to their hard line GOP roots. I bet my mom and I are the only democrats in that whole branch of the family and she’s only with me because we were isolated from the assholes in the blue part of Washington where she could be deprogrammed.

          • C4TWOMAN

            I was thinking of people who openly embrace and endorse the White Power subculture.
            You’re describing what I’d call culturally conservative, with a racist bias or at least blindness. That shits far harder to break free from because it still has enough trappings of fair minded democracy the people can remain in comfortable denial.

          • RC

            Racial bias is putting mildly. Their a bunch of racist assholes but I get your point. I hadn’t really thought much about there being a difference. I know a bunch of the racist kind and now that I think about it only *1* of the other kind.

        • wavicles

          “once they get to college”

      • mancityRed6

        I really did not need to see that. JFC

      • Msgr_MΩment

        The kid’s yellow sash looks like it’s made from police crime scene tape.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        If I had kids, they’d be playing Sherman’s March to the Sea.

  • Randy Riddle

    I’ve seen laundry detergents with less whiteners that Sessions.

  • Martini Ambassador

    Dominic, I tried to email you a cute thing with sloths last night (no, not to be kinky, but for your daily roundup cute thing), but the email bounced back. Do interns not get those fancy perks like a Wonkette email address?

    • no, you can find it (at) gmail, or on the tweet machine!

      • Martini Ambassador

        Oh, OK thanks. Imma try now.

    • Yr. Gma

      I think they should give Dominic a raise. He does an outstanding job, and I mean that, no snark.

      • Martini Ambassador

        I’m on board with that. We need to give more $$$ to Trix for her to afford that, though. This is one of those times I wish I had wealthy parents.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Freedoms and the protection of equality under the law? Jeffy is ready to light the torch.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f3e2338d8b4fb5b3c106e9eee5346afdd6f92e303fa396308db7882fb4a909a6.jpg

  • RC

    I’m really interested to see how, among other things, he deals with the pot states. Not just the legal for everyone states but the medical states as well. I know, he’s terrible on women and POC and every other damn thing you can think of but legal pot is a new thing in his bag of things he doesn’t like.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Mr Tetsu Kaba believes he’ll try to make it illegal again for everyone, as if Prohibition was a great idea when it was tried before.

      • RC

        The only reason I think he might fail is I can see the state of Wa telling him to piss up a rope and if they refuse to help there aren’t enough DEA agents to take us all on.

        • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

          My home state of Colorado also, too. I can’t see them be willing to give up all that tax money they’ve been getting.

          • RC

            good point. it will cost them less to fight the feds than give up the money their making taxing pot.

          • Yr. Gma

            Marijuana is the second highest producing agricultural crop in California. (Or at least in the top 10. I should go look that up.)

          • Jamoche

            And it being legal ties into the water usage issue, which is big here. Illegal growers were using lots of water in places with shortages; now it’ll become easier to track that.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      We’ll see just how quickly that whole “states rights” thing dries up.

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
  • goonemeritus

    Finally white America has hope that the boot of oppression will be lifted from their necks.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    The EPA will temporarily stop protecting federal nuclear contractors who blow whistles
    to regulators for uncovering waste, fraud and dangerous conditions
    because it’s, like, a lot of work, and rules are for nerds and losers!

    Ok, this administration is sooooooooooo fucking stupid (that which we already know). How the fuck are they going to cut regulations, like Trump promised, and get rid of waste and fraud, too???? Yes, I know, they’ll eliminate waste by just rerouting and the funds direct to their bank accounts without wasting time pretending to be ethical.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c7a2a732406ab7540c305bbd7808304031d09858c747a053b5d0a63e4ca4ccd.gif

    • efoveks

      Blowing whistles doesn’t get you half the bang of the whole nuclear plant blowing up…

    • calliecallie

      It’s only waste and fraud if government employees are doing it.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Or if blahs, browns, queers and vagina-havers benefit.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    This just made me shake my head. A reply from a Trump supporter on another board who referred to Clinton favouring “elites.” When I reminded him that Trump’s cabinet is stacked with elites, he came back with this:

    Sure, they’re elites, yeah. I don’t want a bunch of hillbillies running the Government. Rich and successful people are great, so long as they aren’t using advantage of the system to enrich themselves. If Trump can keep them in line, I’m not worried at all.

    Donnie is gonna be too busy stealing everything he can get his tiny hands on himself to keep ANYONE “in line.” How is it possible to be that delusional?

    • Carpe Vagenda

      It’s past delusional. Trump himself said during the debates
      that he considers it to be stupid not to take advantage of the system if no-one forces him to stop.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      What “other board” are you cheating on Wonkette with, Bub? I thought I saw pixels on your collar.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Q. What do the Republican Administration and the late Fred Rogers have in common?
    A. They both inhabit the Neighborhood of Make Believe.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      King Friday would be more competent than trump.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Has bigger hands too.

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      But Fred could tie his own shoes. I saw him do it!

      • Résistance Land Shark

        and read also too!

      • LucindathePook

        He liked the helpers.

    • EvilHRLady

      Lady Elaine Fairchild over KAC any day!

  • Crystalclear12

    OK, the incompetence of the Trump regime is starting to edge out assholery as my biggest fear. People that don’t know what they are doing can easily do more damage than a man with a plan. People that don’t know what they are doing and have a plan. . . holy shit!

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Great job Dominic.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Good news from NC, for a change.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Carly Fiorina will challenge Tim Kaine for his Virginia Senate seat because she is a carpetbagging glutton for public humiliation.

    Virginia is for Lovers.
    Of Demon Sheep.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Shitgibbon is a single word for the species Trumpasaurus Shitgibbonous but otherwise that’s hilarious.

  • Tiny kaiju

    I thought Rauner was a bonified finanacial genius because he drove the same 21 year old van while having 7 homes and a memebership in a 100,000 wine club.

  • Saxo the Grammarian
  • House0fTheBlueLights

    It’s great that Illinois is looking to Bruce Rauner Chris Kennedy, a businessperson with no public policy experience, because of how well that always works out.

    • Amphora

      to be fair, we don’t have a great track record with governors who came up through the political machine either.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        I’ll take our felonious governors over Rauner any day.

  • calliecallie

    Fishing cat kittens seems redundant. And why weren’t the actually fishing? I was hoping for more carnage.

  • DahBoner
  • cheetojeebus

    It appears that soon we can trade in conflict whore diamonds! ‘Cause it serves our national security? What the hell?

  • Me not sure

    Okay, fess up. Which one of you is Daylan Leach commenting under a pseudonym?

    • Edith Prickly

      Not me, I’m Craig Mazin (oops!)

      • Sister the Persister

        Gosh, I was so hoping you were Andrea Martin. OR ARE YOU????!!!!!!!

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      We are all Daylan Leach.

  • Those “fishing cats” are very different that the “fisher cats” we have here in Olde Newe Englande. Fisher cats are mean sons bitches.

  • RC

    shoot. Gotta go to work. Have fun.

  • Résistance Land Shark

    Trump’s constant tweeting is actually a negative for Twitter, top analyst says

    Twitter is not seeing a boost in business from the “Trump effect” despite the president’s active tweeting, as advertisers steer clear of the platform so their brands don’t get targeted, analyst Richard Kramer said on Thursday.

    Shares of Twitter were tanking in premarket trading on Thursday after forward guidance missed expectations by a landslide and quarterly revenue was far below estimates. Earnings, however, did beat forecasts.

    #MAGA

    • Source?

      • Résistance Land Shark

        CNBC

    • Carpe Vagenda

      It’s like rain on your motherfucking wedding day.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      They could just ban him.

      • Nasty Candy Apple

        He makes a daily ass of himself in front of the entire world; anyone else capable of introspection would have died a thousand deaths rather than make a fool of themselves like this, but he just keeps on thinking he’s wonderful. He makes the case against himself every time he starts twattering.

        I say, let him stay.

    • gene108

      How does Twitter actually make money?

      Facebook and Google sell ads. What’sApp just gets the whole planet to sign up, sells to a larger company and let them worry about how to make money off all those users.

      But Twitter? No clue what they are planning.

      • Jamoche

        Ads and “sponsored tweets”.

    • phoenix00

      a) Is this the same Richard Kramer who yells for a good half-hour every day on MSNBC?
      b) Twitter has never, and will never make $$. The. End.

  • medcannabis1
    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive!

  • gene108

    Democrats need to find other people to speak for them besides Nancy Pelosi. She is good at a lot of things, but she is a terrible, terrible public speaker and struggled mightily to talk “on her feet” in interviews.

    • Sister the Persister

      I agree – I find my self on the same page with her on issue after issue, and think she was perhaps our most talented Speaker of the House; she really understood how to use that job to get her party’s agenda trhough. But her public speaking voice and demeanor grates on me.

      Like many, she comes across much better in more casual interactions. It’s her “I’m being interviewed” self that is the worst, and her “making a public announcement” presentation isn’t much better.

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Donald’s friends can’t borrow money, so out with Dodd-Frank …

    David Frum:
    //twitter.com/davidfrum/status/829690156756135936

    embed:

    The felony racketeering convictions also probably did not help with the loan applications https://t.co/4vLiYETv3i https://t.co/CmuRVOlANJ— David Frum (@davidfrum) February 9, 2017

  • Chadwells

    You know you fucked up when these imbeciles chime in…

    “‘Clinton Cash’ author: Trump team’s comments on Ivanka Trump clothing line crossed a line”

    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/318685-clinton-cash-author-trump-team-comments-on-ivanka-trump-clothing-line

  • Ω cynmac will never surrender

    Then there is this asshat. Short version – white supremacist poisons himself with ricin and drives himself to the hospital here in Georgia. The Feds descend on his hometown, as they will. I’ve been waiting for this story to hit the national news.
    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/georgia-white-supremacist-under-fbi-investigation-after-police-find-evidence-of-ricin-in-his-car/

    • Sister the Persister

      Well, he seems nice….

      btw,like your new avatar, cynmac :)

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Thanks. I had a sportsball on FB and now I have the same avatar both places again.

    • phoenix00

      Simply taking a page out of Putin’s book.

  • Chadwells

    Few things are as disgusting, disgraceful and disrespectful than seeing this Leather faced, baby handed, draft dodging piece of fucking human garbage “saluting” anything. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f02f3d67aee3c12ff3aea9b2ec6fb21d1203c12349db942670ded1c3809f5ed.jpg

    • eyelashviper

      And the Gob of Human Excrement dared to tweet that Senator Blumenthal didn’t serve in Vietnam….lightning should fry him on the spot.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        It’s pedantic, but matters to vets. Blumenthal didn’t serve in Viet Nam but he did serve during Viet Nam. The simple thing is to say “Viet Nam Era” vet. My dad was and served in Japan as a surgeon, getting the guys necessary medical care so they could go home. The guys who could go back to the war zone were treated in Saigon.
        I would never say that my dad served in Viet Nam. But then, never having served, I wouldn’t dare say anything against the service of someone who did wear a uniform. And I just saw KaC on tv opining and she needs to STFU.

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      He’s loathsome all the way around. I’ve hated him since first seeing him on some show the late ’90s, and nothing he’s done since has changed my initial impression of him one bit.

  • Bill Slider

    The bestest news are the reports that Trump scares the hell out of his staff. Trump has been a serious threat to this nation and humanity since his father gave him a million dollars to start a business. Trump chose, instead, to start an empire. The man is extremely dangerous, dishonest and untrustworthy. His intentions are quite clear.

  • ltmcdies

    So it appears Justin has one of those unavoidable PM jobs to get done on Monday https://twitter.com/ShorFilms/status/829743488480665601

    • Sister the Persister

      Be strong, Justin, be very strong. But it’s ok if you laugh in the Cheeto’s face, ‘specially if you get it on film.

  • TakingAmes

    Point of order re: the Illinois governor. We haven’t actually passed a budget since the last governor was in office in 2014. It’s even more special than the above might indicate.

    • Bitter Scribe

      The guy is a reeking asshole who does nothing but screech that the Democrats who control the legislature are corrupt tyrants, then complain that they won’t work with him.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        True. But as a Liberal I must say that nothing, regardless of who the Governor is, will change until Madigan dies. He seems to believe that he is the Prime Minister of Illinois. The Dems reelecting him as Speaker was a huge missed opportunity to make some serious progress.

        • Bitter Scribe

          Meh. Considering what an intransigent, arrogant fuckwad they’re up against in Rauner, I don’t blame them for circling the wagons.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Not to quibbble here but shouldn’t the caption on the photo read “Making America Colored Subordinated Again.”

  • Bitter Scribe

    Carly, just give it the fuck up, willya? Your 15 minutes at the top of the Republican polls will not age well. Just ask Rick Santorum.

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