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You will all be glad to learn Donald Trump’s campaign has finally disavowed the support of one (1) person caught on camera shouting “Jew S-A! Jew S-A! Jew S-A!” at reporters covering a Trump rally in Phoenix, while the rest of the crowd chanted “USA! USA!” the way a proper American ought. The unknown gentleman, wearing a “Hillary for Prison” t-shirt from the Alex Jones line of fine menswear, was recorded by Nick Corasanti of the New York Times — or as those wits at Stormfront like to call it, the “Jew York Times” — and the video quickly went viral, prompting two sets of responses from Trump supporters: 1) Obviously a Hillary Clinton plant, because James O’Keefe said so and 2) He’s right, Jew know, the Jews DO run everything!!!!!

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Surprisingly, no one pedantically noted that, as an all-Aryan organization, the S.A. wouldn’t have admitted Jews in the first place, duh. Do we commie liberals have to do all your homework, you dumb brownshirts?

While in the middle of ranting, the gentleman also spat on NBC’s Ali Vitali and explained the press is the enemy. As seen in the video, he closed his impromptu oration with “We’re run by the Jews, OK? YEAH!” You know, unless the lying media made it all up in coordination with the Clinton campaign.

Needless to say, Trump “campaign manager” Kellyanne Conway was simply aghast when shown the video:

While rejecting Jake Tapper’s suggestion that anti-Semites and racists are commonly Trump supporters — really, you have to evaluate each person on an individual basis, not make generalizations simply based on the vast number of Pepe the Frog memes used by mere thousands of Trumpers — Conway did at least agree that at long last, there was indeed a deplorable person at a Trump rally:

That man’s conduct was deplorable. And had I been there, I would have asked security to remove him immediately.

But just the one, dear. And he wouldn’t even fit in a basket, for heaven’s sake, so if you people in the Jews-media are going to get all upset, you should be offended by Hillary Clinton for insulting a huge swath of Americans, shame on her.

So now the Trump has condemned that guy, and also David Duke (who may or may not be “deplorable”), so you people just stop complaining Trump somehow is associated with the “alt-right,” OK? And if some other racist guy who isn’t Donald Trump says a racist thing at a Trump rally, then Conway will carefully assess whether to condemn that person, too.

[Nick Corasanti on Twitter / CNN / Guardian / Buzzfeed]

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  • cousin itt

    As any abusive drunk, racist father knows, it’s not your family policy decisions that matter; what matters is how your children adore and enable you.

  • Nounverb911

    “So now the Trump has condemned that guy”
    Nope, just the Conway.

    • therblig

      I’m sure the entire campaign is jewnited in their condemnation of that goy.

      • Belasaurius

        Jewnited and it feels so good / Jewnited and it’s understood…

  • Nounverb911

    I wonder how this guy feels about Trump’s son-inlaw Jared Kushner?

    • therblig

      he’s “one of the good ones”

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I wonder how his late shoah-surviving grandparents feel about Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner?

  • DainBramage

    Trump has enabled and energized our very worst citizens. I don’t know what happens next, even if he’s crushed in the voting booth.

    • Belasaurius

      They’ll gather up their guns, hop on their Rascal scooters and power up I-95 to DC until they run out of power

      • bupkus23

        Hmmm. Sounds like a business opportunity, peddling long-range Rascal batteries….

        And if they blow up like Samsung Galaxy 7 batteries, so much the better….

        • Arolpin

          Only if the Libertarians are in power, otherwise you might be in trouble for selling a defective product. Rand Paul is sure that the power of the free market will sort it out eventually.

    • therblig

      i assume the illuminati have some sort of secret army to deal with them?

  • laughingnome

    First they came for the Jews and I – hey wait a minute!

  • JVisconti

    May my Jewish friends (and all of us goyim) declare 11/9 as the new Passover.

    • Nounverb911

      That’s bad news for Donald Jr. (Or is Eric the oldest?)

      • Jeffocaster in the desert

        And Donald, too, no?

        • Jeffocaster in the desert

          But not Ivanka’s kids…..

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Best guess is that Ivanka’s kids were fathered by a kapo.

          • Oily Messiah

            Ivanka’s kids Michael, Fredo, and Sonny?

        • jmk

          Sadly, no… he’s the younger son.

        • Nounverb911

          The late Fred was older.

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    Just jealous because we were the chosen. Gentiles….such silly people.

  • The Deplorable Ms. MLG

    Jewnited States of America!

  • Crank Tango

    Ever notice the white supremacy types actually hold no supremacy over anyone?

    Dude’s a loser, is what I’m tryna say.

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      Jew Supremacy!!!!! Money grubbing, Nobel prize winning, Entertaiment dominating tribe of midEasterners!!!!! Even that Dylan guy is a Jew!!!!

      • Nounverb911

        Who identifies as a Christian….

        • Jeffocaster in the desert

          Yeah, I know…trayf eating goyim now….

          • h4rr4r

            Whose fault is it that this religion bans the best food?
            Bacon? Banned
            Ham? Banned
            Pork Chops? Banned
            Don’t try to tell me they all come from the same creature, some wonderful, magical animal!

            Cheeseburger? Banned.
            Pizza with meats? Banned.
            Delicious seabugs? Banned.

          • Jeffocaster in the desert

            I wrote that while enjoying some left over shrimp….

          • Arolpin

            Don’t forget the camels!

      • Crank Tango

        I hear he’s related to that nice standyergroundy feller in Florida tho.

        • Jeffocaster in the desert

          Zimmerman was raised as a Catholic and served as an altar boy from age 7 to 17. Just sayin’….

      • Groundloop

        We also would have accepted “Jewpremecy”.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Perpetual losers can dream too, can’t they?

  • TheGrandWaz00

    I see what Jew did there.

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      D-Jew do that? D-jew?

  • Nounverb911

    In a related matter, the Trump campaign is carrying out it’s non-stereotypical habit of not paying it’s contractors.

    https://twitter.com/mateagold/status/793137316831326208

    • TheGrandWaz00

      Fabrizio couldn’t get the stink out of his campaign.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Even Mr. Wolf would not be able to clean his back seat.

    • h4rr4r

      At this point anyone who does anything for Trump without getting payment up front gets exactly what they deserve.

    • DainBramage

      The polls aren’t worth paying for if they don’t show Donald with a lead, bigly.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Old dog that has the old tricks down pat.

  • Mpeg

    The last time I was this confused about Judaic mythology I was trying to figure out if Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds was the same dude I’d seen playing Mr. Spock in Star Trek, The Movie. And I never did find out what’s with that spelling of ‘bastards’, either~

  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

    Okay great. Now what about this guy at yesterday’s Vegas rally?
    https://twitter.com/SchreckReports/status/792792217911828480

    • Brendan_M

      Milo?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Yes, how to win friends and influence people! Textbook!

  • JVisconti

    Go to any HRC rally and the most outspoken person there might rail against income inequality.

    • Brendan_M

      Donald supporters rail against the Jew media. Hillary supporters express concerns about corporate consolidation of the media and a lack of support for public television and radio.

      BOTH SIDES DO IT!

      • Oily Messiah

        Must conflate false equivalents! Must conflate false equivalents!

        • Brendan_M

          You don’t want to make Mark Halperin sad, do you?

          • NasteyeGrex

            Hmmmm…

    • goonemeritus

      We hate plastic grocery bags also too.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Oh First Amendment. We love that you allow religious freedom, but every once in a while it’s hard to handle when dickwads really push that “freedom of speech” thing.

  • Spurning Beer

    0/12 of Jesus’ disciples were evangelicals. Heebs, every damned one of them.

  • Scooby

    We want all the Jews to get on the Trump Train.
    KellyAnne Conway

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Time for some “resettlement” in the East.

      • Oily Messiah

        Trump is the only solution + this is your last chance?

    • Groundloop

      “Listen, I’m not going to make a decision about them right now OK? We’re just going to concentrate them in camps until we can figure out what’s going on. I’m going to keep you in suspense OK?”

      – Donald J. Trump

  • SayItWithWookies

    Has Kellyann Conway been to a Trump rally? And if so, exactly how many people has she had thrown out? We know Donald’s thrown out a number of people, even if they were his own supporters. Because they were black.

    • Oily Messiah

      Has Kellyann Conway been to a Trump rally?

      Yes, but she got thrown out

  • Bitter Scribe

    I wonder how these guys feel when they hear Republicans claim that Obama etc. are insufficiently supportive of Israel?

    BTW, why does the left continually get pilloried with anti-Israel = anti-Semitic? Look at the website of the Institute for Historical Review, the most prominent Holocaust “revisionist” organization, and you’ll see Israel-bashing out the wazoo.

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

      BTW, why does the left continually get pilloried with anti-Israel = anti-Semitic?

      I suspect it’s that our ranks our infiltrated with atheists like me, and that we kinda wish that the non-terrorist/militant civilians among the palestinians would be treated better.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Hell, half of Israel is pissed at current Israeli policy because its short sighted and ignores demographic trends, and second, because it’s just Torah-hostile in the first place.

    • Oily Messiah

      BTW, why does the left continually get pilloried with anti-Israel = anti-Semitic?

      Because our concerns against Israel are valid and therefore must be labeled as anti-Semitic to devalue them. These other people are so obviously anti-semitic that they don’t need a label.

      Israel doesnt’ care about anti-semitism as much as they care about silencing opposition to Israeli policy.

      • Anna Dash!

        Exactly. I am not anti-Israel. I’m am firmly against de facto Apartheid and the murder of helpless Palestinians.

    • Marceline

      “BTW, why does the left continually get pilloried with anti-Israel = anti-Semitic?”

      Because the right doesn’t so nuance.

    • Because the Right says it isn’t anti-Semitic, it’s just “realist.”

      (that’s “realist” in the “I’ve a wonderful fantasy that I don’t hate Jews” sense)

      • Bitter Scribe

        Show me a racist who doesn’t think of him/herself as “a realist,” and I’ll call Ripley’s.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    I’m shocked that white supremacist scum have been seen at Drumpf rallies.

    Shocked, shocked, shocked.

    Time to take another sip of coffee.

    Shocked, I tell you…

    • Nastyinencinitas

      Do go on. I don’t think I caught all of the nuance there.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Alex Jones Menswear, available in these sizes:

    Slob
    Fat Slob
    Very Fat Slob
    Jabba The Hutt

    • Oily Messiah

      you forgot

      Patient and Loving Wife who is Voting for Hillary

      • Carpe Vagenda

        You know, I’ve been asking myself that question about the Republican early votes this year.

      • bupkus23

        ( while saving up for divorce lawyer fees )

    • MynameisBlarney

      “Chris Christie” sizes available now. while supplies last.

      • Nounverb911

        Horizontal prison stripes only.

      • Oily Messiah

        $1999.99 extra shipping and handling to cover tanker freight from Bangladesh, where the shirt is made, as its too heavy to fly

    • elviouslyqueer

      You forgot “Crate of Cheetos.”

  • OneYieldRegular

    Dear Messrs. Chairmen,

    In a previously unscripted moment, I referred to half of Donald Trump’s supporters as a “Basket of Deplorables.” Due to recent developments, I am writing to supplement my previous testimony.

    Sincerely,
    Hillary R. Clinton

  • Bitter Scribe

    Spitting on people who are confined behind a barrier. What a profile in courage.

    • weejee

      Give him a Walther pistol, a flashlight, and a not-so-gentle push down an Afghan tunnel to have him show them Taliban jihadists what’s what.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Tangerine Man has always been very confused when it comes to all things in these matters.
    https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-5efc61.png

  • aureolaborealis

    The slobs patriots yelling “Lügenpresse!” are just fine, though.

  • MynameisBlarney

    LOL

    Wow…trumps people are simpleminded bigots. Shocking.

  • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

    This place being a fan of puns, I present my favorite bit from biff…In the book Jesus masters the art of “Jewdo”.

    https://www.amazon.com/Lamb-Gospel-According-Christs-Childhood/dp/0380813815/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1477935058&sr=8-2&keywords=biff

  • Latverian Diplomat

    To think that the only institutions that withstood the Jewpremacy were a few elite universities and country clubs in the early to mid 20th century.

    • Nounverb911

      Oh and Aryan, Connecticut.

    • MynameisBlarney

      What about the new Jewspiracy?

      Aren’t they supposed to take us all over via Hollywood or somethin?

      • Nastyinencinitas

        They’re going to take away our mayonnaise and make us eat schmaltz.

        • MynameisBlarney

          I can live without mayo.
          But the bacon? What about the tasty bacons?

          • Nastyinencinitas

            Yeah, that’s going to be an issue.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Oh hell NAW!

        • Jeffocaster in the desert

          You should live so long………….

  • Marceline

    If this guy is a Hillary plant then I’m sure Trump’s supporters will go public with his name any minute now.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Nah. He’s not a plant. He was also not misquoted.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Well, still unfair that he was quoted correctly and is sincere in his beliefs. Rigged!

      • weejee

        But this is the guy Jimbo Comey loves so much.

      • bupkus23

        Figures – the guy is a fame whore. Apparently, his “dramatic recreation” of a car wreck he was involved in back in 2011 reached “viral sensation” back in 2011, and now he’s athirsting for more glory….

  • Nastyinencinitas

    Thank god Kellyanne is on the case. I’m sure things are going to be totally different now. She will weed out those inappropriate deplorables. Please stand by…

  • weejee

    Will Godwin have a sad if we show a wee photo of a recent tRrump rally? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a5630aa5203b6bc87a8413eb867771da387ce4b20545e641282164290c46b09a.jpg

  • Carpe Vagenda

    A good roundup of Republican voter suppression, sadly in a scottish paper.

  • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

    Reform “Judaism” is not Judaism at all, but an anti-white, anti-Western political ideology dressed up in some religious garb.

    • Jonny On Maui

      I don’t suppose you have a linky thing to back that up do you?

      • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

        Yes. If you support gay “marriage” you aren’t a Jew. Leviticus could not be more clear, in that a man who likes to shove his c*ck into another man’s a**hole and wriggle it around in poop is abominable.

        • Jeffocaster in the desert

          Leviticus also said don’t eat them pigs, or cheeseburgers, or shell fish, but do ya, huh?

          • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

            Right. You can’t be a real Jew if you don’t keep kosher.

          • Jeffocaster in the desert

            I suppose then you are a devout Jew, and follow the rules. Or are you a Christian that follows Jesus and believes they can ignore God’s law?

          • Jeffocaster in the desert

            And uses the Books of Moses as a matter of convenience?

          • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

            Nope, I’m an atheist.

          • Nockular cavity

            Liar. You’re a right wing Christian, giving orders to Jews. Atheists don’t give a shit about Leviticus.

          • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

            No, I oppose gay buttsex because it’s disgusting, not because it’s immoral.

          • Jonny On Maui

            HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Right!

          • Oily Messiah

            What other people do with their butt and genitals disgusts me because I spend all day thinking about it and am really disgusted with myself. Love yourself man.

          • Jeffocaster in the desert

            So what’s with all the biblical shit?

          • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

            psst, you’re making the rest of us atheists look bad.
            Also the human race.

            Oh wait, the atheism thing is a lie. My bad.

          • Checked what your clothes are made of recently?

        • Jonny On Maui

          Turgid Love Muscle! You’re back! Still fighting your gay inner demons huh?

          I’d say we missed you but that’d be a lie…

        • Jonny On Maui

          Oh yes! Leviticus! A fine example to follow today. So topical.

          Tell us more about how those gay demons are after you in your sleep.

          • Oily Messiah

            Making him dream of sexy time with me

        • Don’t Grab Gosala

          Reminds me of this great scene from West Wing

          https://youtu.be/zj1OsTLyBgg

        • Tio_Doidinho

          Cool story, bro.

          As you continue to explore your feminine side, just remember it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch.

          • Oily Messiah

            Also not gay if
            1) it’s your first time or
            2) you don’t cum

      • anwisok

        Of course he doesn’t.

    • OrG

      Dead brietbart is that way

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The world is much more complicated than you can possibly imagine.

    • therblig

      as long as the garb has some identifying feature, you know, like a yellow star or something, so we know who they are, amirite?

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      This is the best you can do, troll? What a lameo…..not worthy of Dear Shitferbrains…..

    • Oily Messiah

      Not even a fun troll. SAD! LOW-ENERGY

    • anwisok
  • beingreleased

    Kinky Friedman: They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESNCWrks6vQ

  • Anna Dash!

    Jews, People of Color, Queers, Feminists.

    I guess these folks just hate anyone that isn’t a white Xtian male, eh? Way to go, GOP. You don’t need your dog whistles anymore.

    • Oily Messiah

      No you got it wrong. White Christian Males are the ones who are persecuted in this country by inclusiveness (reverse racism and misandry), and being told they have to be politically correct all the time (supressing free speech), and being told they have to follow the anti-discrimination laws when they really just want to not make gay cakes (religious persecution)

      • Anna Dash!

        Yep. The poor dears.

        What chance have straight white males ever had to succeed in the US of A, huh?

        • MynameisBlarney

          There’s just too many memes on this…

          Well..just take a gander at this here linky…

          http://www.memecenter.com/search/white%20people%20problems

          • Anna Dash!

            Brilliant! I <3 the Steve Harvey one.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          As a white straight male, I know that I enjoy immensely my status as an overlord in this country.

          Hey, don’t throw that sammich at me!

          • Anna Dash!

            XD

          • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

            *grabs glove* Someone throwing sandwiches? I’m open! I’m open!

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Dog whistles are obsolete in the era of the Trump horn.

      • Anna Dash!

        Ain’t that the truth? Maybe that’s a good thing. They wont talk to us like we are stupid anymore.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Democrats. You forgot the #1 enemy.

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

      Heh, in high school my buddy and I liked to sidle up next to people and one of us would say “Ya know what the problem with America is? Christian white America.” Always got us some good side eye.

      • Anna Dash!

        XD Nice!

        • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

          Thanks. The best was when we pulled that on a guy next to us in traffic. Made it that much more authentic.

  • Callyson

    OK, Kellyanne, it’s good that you are willing to call out this disgusting Trump supporter for his hate. The next step would be to stop attacking Jake Tapper for pointing out the well-documented fact that many Trump supporters are haters, and start wondering what it is about your candidate that is attracting them in the first place…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6ecbc318d3896e9eac9f43213b7400e42febdaae12bd8b5eabe9f4e159ada580.jpg

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    You know, I finally got it. For a while I was going what is jewsa?

  • Debbies are like taco trucks

    As my dear departed [Jewish] husband used to say, “If we *are* running things, you’d think I’d be a lot richer”

  • TheDogAteMyVote

    He’s obviously a plant and you know Hillary paid this guy $1500 to go to a Trump rally and stir up trouble, right? You libtards are so gullible.
    http://www.lastwordonnothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Snark-Week2-200×200.jpg

  • beingreleased

    It’s been all downhill since Franklin Delano Rosenfield was president.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Night

  • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

    The liberal doctrine of Marxism rejects the aristocratic principle of Nature and replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of numbers and their dead weight. Thus it denies the value of personality in man, contests the significance of nationality and race, and thereby withdraws from humanity the premise of its existence and its culture. As a foundation of the universe, this doctrine would bring about the end of any order intellectually conceivable to man. And as, in this greatest of all recognizable organisms, the result of an application of such a law could only be chaos, on earth it could only be destruction for the inhabitants of this planet.

    If, with the help of his Marxist creed, the Democrat is victorious over the other peoples of the world, his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity and this planet will, as it did thousands of years ago, move through the ether devoid of men.

    Eternal Nature inexorably avenges the infringement of her commands.

    Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against Hillary, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Your time machine back home, to the 12th century, is waiting for you, shitstain. Don’t miss it.

    • Debbies are like taco trucks

      Oy

    • TheGrandWaz00

      My name is John Birch, and I approve this message.

    • FauxAntocles

      Lord Vladimir.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      The Almighty wants you to go for a walk and be nice to puppies today. Work on that, amigo.

    • beingreleased
    • WeaselPoo

      Why doesn’t your ‘God’ get off his omniscient, omnipresent, almighty ass and ‘fight’ for ‘Himself’ AND for you?

      • Oily Messiah

        Because he’s up there repeatedly bashing his face into his desk saying

        DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT All I wanted was for them to get along

        • WeaselPoo

          Ahhh..the story of the Tower of Babel rather refutes that notion, but still I love the image you’ve conjured. LOL

    • DainBramage

      Sorry (not sorry), kittah yawned off during your cut-and-pasted diatribe. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/68dd7d7cbbeadcc291f2dc730976034695dc71d7ba87b4cb1903ab73aed0907c.jpg

      • vivian

        Does that make it cat-and-paste?

    • Markuserektus

      Only original material gets considered for “Dear Shit for Brains.”

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      Saying a bunch of words is not being smart. This is word salad. Stupid rantings. Get a fucking life.

    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      Excerpts from Mein Kampf? Hitler liked getting pegged, you know.

    • Marceline

      What’s your social security number?

    • bupkus23

      Gee – Plagiarizing Hitler?

      Dale Carnegie wants a word with you….

    • Oily Messiah

      And all that believed were together, and had all things common;
      And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all [men], as every man had need.
      And they, continuing daily with one accord in the temple, and breaking bread from house to house, did eat their meat with gladness and singleness of heart

      32 And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any [of them] that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.
      33 And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord Jesus: and great grace was upon them all.
      34 Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,
      35 And laid [them] down at the apostles’ feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.

      God hates communism a lot it seems

    • Marceline

      The Lord needs you to prove you graduated high school before He’ll give you work.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Damn that Google Translate. it never turns anything into readable English.

    • LesBontemps

      Enjoy your indefinite stay at Gitmo, asshole!

      • Oily Messiah

        Gitmo is republican, the Democrats preferred method of indefinite detention is FEMA camps.

  • cmd

    I actually read somewhere that after this went viral, he tried to claim that he was just saying USA in a “Mexican” accent because he worked with many Spanish-speaking people.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Donde esta la casa de pe-pe?”

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Uh, no.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Yes.
      In that case then…

      Nope. He’s still a bigot.

      • cmd

        I often pick up Spanish accents from my Latino inlaws, especially when yelling at Trump rallies.

        • Oily Messiah

          Yea, sometimes I can’t hear the Americans at Trump Rallies for all the people shouting Construa El Mura!

    • Marceline

      White guys do something wrong it’s always a nonwhite person’s fault.

      • HorseChestnut

        Or a woman’s. Ideally, both.

    • Oily Messiah

      It was just purely coincidental that he was yelling his anti-Semitic vitriol at the media

    • Jamoche

      Uh-huh. Because Spanish speakers are so common at Trump rallies: https://twitter.com/AnnieCardelle/status/789587345087488000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    I, too, am shocked that there isn’t more membership overlap between “Federal Reserve Board of Governors” and “Kurt Busch Sux Message Board.”

  • TheGrandWaz00

    “We’d like for the biased media to quit focusing on this ONE Trump supporter and talk about the real issues like Hillary’s stamina, e-mails, and Benghazi.”

    ~Trump surrogates

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      She short-circuits. And she hides things.

      PS. Stop asking for Trump’s tax returns. Nobody cares.

  • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

    Liberals think a gay man has a right to f*** another man in the ass in a woman’s bathroom in a church while a wedding photographer is forced to film this “marriage.”

    • TheDogAteMyVote
      • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

        Turgid Love Muscle doesn’t rate Dear Shit Fer Brains. He’s a one trick Brony.

    • OrG

      Whut?

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Somebody’s oversharing their porn habit, I think.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Oh, he’s back on his usual theme! Longing incessantly for a reach around!

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Dafuk?

    • beingreleased

      You’ve summarized liberal beliefs so succinctly. To think instead of a national platform, you’ve been reduced to trolling mommy blogs.

    • Marceline

      Turgid love muscle is back y’all!

      • Shan the Nasty Libtart

        Wheee! I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in the wild!

        • Ghenghis McCann

          It tends to curl up and hide under stones, apparently.

    • Bill D. Burger

      If that’s how you express yourself socially and sexually, you’re welcome.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Ouch. So many holes, ahem, in this argument.

      • Oily Messiah

        Its not even an argument

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          And not even on topic.

        • ZangoCrudmonger

          You want room 4B for that.

        • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

          Yes it is!

      • Ghenghis McCann

        But he’s only talking out of one of them. Is that a good thing?

    • DainBramage

      Just give in already. You obviously want a man’s cock in your ass. It’s your obsession.

      • Villago Delenda Est
      • Oily Messiah

        By the sound of it, he wants the marxist dick, whatever that means

        • Villago Delenda Est

          He’s going to have to get specific. Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Gummo, or Zeppo?

          • Oily Messiah

            I think he just wanted to seize the means of semen production

          • vivian

            A Leppo

          • Bigly_Gnome

            Aleppo.

        • LesBontemps

          A big red dick, obvs.

      • Anna Dash!

        Yeah. Tell this dude, taking it anal is *nice*. XD Use safe sex practices, plenty of lube, it’s really good, XD

        Tell him to just go for it, find a consenting adult partner, and feel the joy. :D

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Is the type of bathroom really that important?

      • Shan the Nasty Libtart

        The ADA compliant ones have grab bars.

        Just sayin.

        • MynameisBlarney

          And stirrups now too, because Obama.

          • LesBontemps

            When do they start installing swings?

          • MynameisBlarney

            After Hillary gets elected is when the kinky fun times start.
            For real this time.

      • Oily Messiah

        Yes, because our wives and daughters. Real men don’t worry about it, they have guns. LATRA himself, he’s in the stall next door jerkin it to what he can never have

        • OrG

          Shouldn’t it be “FOUR YEAR OLD DAUGHTER”?

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Such a lame schmuck. (you know what that word means?)

    • You say that like it’s a bad thing.

    • Nockular cavity

      Yawn, something something “your mom.”

    • Belasaurius

      Forced? He was paid to take pictures.

    • TheDogAteMyVote

      Psst…….we can hear you fapping.

    • weejee
      • JHan

        my divali weekend was AWESOME. I had so much curry and sweet treats.

    • Crank Tango

      Dear Wonket, I never thought it would happen to me…

    • MynameisBlarney

      Judging by your dumbass post, knowing what liberals think is just ONE of the GREAT MANY THINGS of which you have absolutely no fucking idea.

    • JHan

      You know a lot about this, did it happen to you? Did they threaten to ream you a new one if you didn’t film their moment of passion and love?

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom
    • Carpe Vagenda

      turgidlovemuscle! You’re back!

      It’s nice to see a hater stick with the classics.

    • MynameisBlarney

      That turns you on somethin fierce too, dunnit Precious?
      Makes yer tiny little pecker wiggle and yer butthole quiver , just wishin it was you.

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom
    • Marceline

      I assume you’re going to be the bottom in this little arrangement.

    • Courser

      Christ, it’s this asshole again.

      Dude, we obviously don’t have the interest in the buttsechs that you do. Please go wank somewhere else.

      • Jonny On Maui

        I’m sure it’s our old friend Turgid Love Muscle come back for moar abuse. The writing style is quite specific…

        • nightmoth

          That’s what I thought! So, he still hasn’t gotten laid.

    • Jonny On Maui

      Keep snorting those chemtrails buddy, you’ll be fine!

    • Tio_Doidinho

      As a 54-year-old practicing homosexual, I can say with some authority that I don’t think about getting fucked up the ass NEARLY as much as you do.

      • MynameisBlarney

        That seems to be quite common amongst the homophobic crowd, dunnit.

        They think about that a LOT.

        • Pisto75666

          Unless it’s done in an airport bathroom or with a Dominican rent boy while the wife’s out of town, the sex part confuses conservatives.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Aw. Maybe Cosmo has an article about that? 10 tips to keep your obsessive masturbatory fantasies about anal sex alive?

    • bob hombre

      SO IS YOUR FACE!!!

  • ZangoCrudmonger

    I’m going to have to recuse myself from this thread as I know at least one or two Red Sea Pedestrians, and may be biased. I think Jew S A is a bit nice to hear. Go jooz!

    An article from when the election was a just a baby: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/06/poll-jewish-voters-favor-hillary-clinton-118831

    • Courser

      I dated a Jew for 10 years. He’s bugnuts crazy and addicted to Benzos now, but back when we together, as a boyfriend, he didn’t totally suck.

      Also too, I live in a community with lots of Orthodox Jews. Nice neighbors!

  • goonemeritus

    Not one of the Trump approved population segments supporters are encouraged to hate.

  • Crystalclear12

    Not a Clinton plant. Our gag reflexes are too strong to spew that much hate.

    • JHan

      *EDIT* I’ve never seen this level of crapola at dem rallies. GOP is a mess and a waste.

  • Marceline

    Okay this gets even better. Who does the Trumpkin blame for his anti-Semitism? The Mexicans, of course!

    ““I’m around Mexican people all the time,” Lindell told Buzzfeed on Sunday. “I speak Spanish a lot. That’s just the way I say it.”

    “http://fusion.net/story/364223/jew-s-a-trump-supporter-blames-mexicans-spanish-for-slur/

  • JVisconti

    So with the writing on the wall I tried to buy some ‘Born To Do This’ tees for my future granddaughters and I get this:
    “This content is not visible because mature content has been hidden:”
    Since I couldn’t find any Donald buttplugs, I presume Jerry Falwell Jr has infiltrated your site Rebecca.

  • Woody Allen remind’s me that it’s after lunch time here in the Eastern Time Zone, Jew eat yet?

    • Bill D. Burger

      Oh…I like that a latke!

      • vivian

        Goyim? I didn’t even know ‘im.

    • beingreleased

      I like Woody Allen movies, except for that fidgity fellow whose always in them.

    • Bill D. Burger

      I’m having chili. And Is-raeli hot!

      Ok..I’ll stop! ___ Try the veal!

  • Swampay

    One reason Trump is not Hitler is that here in America we have only a mediocre tradition of hating the Jews. It’s not like in Europe where that shit runs deep.

    Our go-to hated minority is still the blacks (Latinos coming up strong). One thing about hating Jews is that you can hate them simultaneously for being weak and for being strong (financially). Blacks (and browns) are a one side deal. The right does their best to make them seem terrifying (thus both strong and weak) but it’s nothing like hating the Weimar (especially) Jews.

    Also, too, as much as they want us to think our country is in terrible shape, we’re actually very strong. Hitler had a for-real shattered nation – decimated by war, economy shattered, parts of what they thought of as their country given away to France. Plus, they got to specifically blame the Jews for all that! Talk about a triple win for hatred and bigotry (and death).

    So, yeah. Trump is not Hitler. He’d sure like to be, though.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Trump is just in it for the money. His followers, on the other hand, would be very loyal Germans.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “Good” Germans. The kind who don’t notice all that ash falling from the sky in June.

    • clubseal

      Don’t forget that Muslims are gaining as the popular group to hate, which everyone seems to forget.

  • beatbort

    It would be all to easy to make a joke about “basket case” of deplorable, but I think this charming gentleman speaks for thousands/perhaps millions of Trump supporters.
    Not a joke, then.

    • Sister Artemis

      Look! There’s one on the thread right now!

  • Crank Tango

    So where’s the banhammer?
    #MWGA

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Anyone know what that hand sign is creepo is flashing?

    • I think it is a variation on the W hand sign for “White”

      Might also be a variant of the hand sign meaning the “Aryan Brotherhood”

      Check The ADL

  • JHan

    And sexist merchandise is sold at Trump rallies and you don’t have a problem with it KellyAnne!

  • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

    Why do liberals think that one man violently ramming his throbbing member into another man’s rect*m and slamming it against his prostate while screaming loudly in ecstasy and releasing gallons of sticky, greasy splooge deep inside as the adopted children sleep next door in the “family” home qualifies as a “courageous expression of love and dignity?”

    • OrG

      You should know

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Penthouse Forum is over there, dumbass.

    • Jamoche

      Nanowrimo doesn’t start until tomorrow, dear.

    • beingreleased

      We were able to stop pretending that the Republican party is the family values party when Donald Trump, a man with five children by three women, was nominated to represent them. Keep up, please.

      • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

        There’s a big difference between releasing splooge into a woman’s vagina and releasing splooge into a man’s asshole.

        • Oily Messiah

          #NotAllSplooge

        • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

          Technically speaking, there really isn’t. It’s releasing, and neither the vagine, the asshole, nor the splooge know the difference.

          • clubseal

            Thank Christ for that. Can you imagine any of those things suddenly saying, “Whoa, I’m not supposed to be in here!”

          • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

            I’m sure the spleen would let them know they are free to be where they want to be as long as it’s with the consent of the other adult(s).

          • clubseal

            “You don’t even have to be here!”
            – all essential organs, to the spleen

          • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

            Ugh, that spleen, so entitled and holier than thou – talk about privilege, amirite?

          • HorseChestnut

            He’s got nothing on “wisdom” teeth, though.

          • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

            Wisdom teeth are the guy who shows up at a party without being invited and then stays until after everybody else has left.

        • beingreleased

          I’m kind of slow. Can you explain it to me in detail?

        • Jennaratrix

          Pray tell, how would you know? Just curious.

          • Pisto75666

            Looks like someone got the Spice Channel for free again

        • The word intelligent people use is “semen” (said like seaman – those guys who get you really hard) or “ejaculate”

    • Joe Beese

      May I call you LATRA?

      Hi, LATRA. You’re rather silly.

      • Oily Messiah

        Silly and suppressing sexuality

    • Carpe Vagenda

      You know, tlm, there are reams (if you’ll pardon the expression) of this material at the AO3. You’re not stuck writing your own.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Y*u d*n’t need to type asterisks h*re. You can type bum, arse, poof, tit, cunt, fuck, fuckity fuck fuck, and also, COCK! nom nom nom.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Stop bragging and questioning your family situation and just enjoy yourself.
      (*And please clean your keyboard.)
      You’re welcome!

    • Jonny On Maui

      So you still haven’t experienced the love you desire so much Turgid Love Muscle? How many disqus accounts have you had to set up so far? A hundred? Two hundred?

      • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

        Bro, I lost count years ago.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Bro, I lost count years ago.

          FIFY

        • Jonny On Maui

          Just love the banhammer don’t ya? You might want to see someone about that, if you ever get a moment of self awareness…

    • Tio_Doidinho

      “Dear Penthouse Forum: AT LONG LAST I think I’m ready to unleash my feminine potential upon the world…”

    • MynameisBlarney

      That makes you hot, don’t it?

      You want to be topped so. very. hard.

    • GlobalBeagle

      Shall we put you down as ‘not gay, just curious’?

    • Bill D. Burger

      Cuz’ we are tolerant folk who accept you just the way you are.
      (*But do try to keep the screaming down. K?….Just good manners.)

      You’re welcome!

    • Jennaratrix

      Watch a lot of gay porn, do you?

    • vivian

      Why do trolls think that pasting the same boring fantasy over and over makes them naughty? Who’s a bad little boy, who’s a bad little boy? By the way, I took the liberty of sending a screen grab to your mom.

    • Marceline

      Because two people engaging in vigorous consensual sex doesn’t bother us.

    • Marceline

      Gallons of splooge? GALLONS?

      You know how I can tell you’re a virgin?

      • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

        That’s how you people do it.

        • Jonny On Maui

          Your imagination is not reality…

        • Jennaratrix

          “You people.” Aww, you’re just precious.

        • Marceline

          Who exactly is the “you people” I represent in this equation? Because the original fanfic is about how you’d like to lose your virginity. Or have you decided to veer into racism as backup?

        • Carpe Vagenda

          You do realize that not all of us have prostates, right?

        • Ah, so you are a virgin

      • clubseal

        No kidding. If I had that kind of production, I’d take it straight to the sperm bank.

        • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

          If you didn’t fuck 300 men in a month, you’d have extra for each splooge.

          • beingreleased

            You’re a regular old splooge factory, ain’t ya.

          • clubseal

            That seems to run contrary to your first post.

          • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

            not to mention biology.

          • You’re asking for consistency?

          • clubseal

            Just not a greasy consistency.

          • ZangoCrudmonger

            Not big into biology, is ya?

          • nightmoth

            Not big, period.

    • OrG

      I know you are,but what am I?

    • Sounds like you are – excited – by your first image.

      When anal intercourse is practiced loving couples are nor “violent” as many heterosexual couples know. Just like mixed sex couples homosexual couples use various methods including frotage and mutual masturbation.

    • Objectifer

      Rectum? I barely blew ’em!

    • nightmoth

      OMG! I recognize your phrases! HEY, WONKERS—OVER HERE—LOVE MUSCLE HAS SURFACED AGAIN!!! So, you still can’t get laid, huh?

  • Joe Beese

    As a certified member of the tribes, when Dylan accepts his Nobel, I’m going to chant “Jew-S-A!” if I feel like it and no one can stop me.

    • beingreleased

      If he shows up. He might have a gig in Iowa City that day.

    • JVisconti

      Travel arrangements are difficult, he is still Tangled Up In Blue. Love you Bob for that song.

    • JVisconti

      as a certain WI governor would say … molotov!

    • Michael Smith

      Maybe he will think you are screaming “Judas!” and he will feel like its the 60’s again!

  • Scooby

    He didn’t get the memo. We were supposed to shout Jew-S-Gay.

  • Clyde Barrow
  • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

    Hey liberals, Traythug Martin is still dead! LOLOL! He met his match when he violently chimped out on George Zimmerman. I guess “no limit nigga” had a limit after all, a 9mm in his heart. ROTFL!

    • vivian

      “Please, someone yell at me. Pleeease.”

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Hey, most people have to pay to be dominated

    • NastyBosGrl

      You seem nice.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Bless your heart. You flunked out of troll school didn’t you?

      Please try harder. K? Thanks!

    • OrG

      Time for the Banhammer

    • MynameisBlarney

      What a sad and lonely existence you must lead.

      I bet your mom wishes you’d get a fucking job too.

    • Marceline

      You know who else is dead?

      Antonin Scalia.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        And there was much rejoicing…

    • Crank Tango

      What are you going to shoot yourself with?

    • Jennaratrix

      You are just ADORABLE. So freaking cute, with your racial epithets and laughing at people’s pain. Just the sweetest!

      I’m so sorry; it must be hell living in that head.

      • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

        What “pain?” You think that fat monkey who dropped Traythug out of her crotch gives a shit about him other than as a payday?

        • vivian

          Trans: “Yaaaay! Someone paid attention to me!”

        • NastyBosGrl

          Hm. I think someone is projecting. Get help.

        • Jonny On Maui

          Of course you do! Why else would you be here like this? You crave the abuse.

        • Jennaratrix

          Awww, what’s the matter? Your mom didn’t love you enough? Or do you just hate ALL women?

        • Marceline

          You weren’t getting the results you wanted from the homophobia so you went for outdated racism?

    • Jonny On Maui

      Was nice to see you again. Thank you for reminding us what free range loons are all about. Enjoy your banning, it’s what you came for, along with the desired cock up your ass.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Cool. Has mom brought your lunch down yet?

    • Nasty Granny

      A møøse once bit my sister.

      • NastyBosGrl

        No realli!

        • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

          Moose bites can be pretty nasti!

      • Jennaratrix

        She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law…

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

      Breitbart’s still dead too.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        And there was even more rejoicing!

    • Bill D. Burger

      Lord Junior! Your attempts to troll are so old and tired. Goodness! Did worm food Andrew Deadbart write these down for you before he left to take his dirt nap?
      Pleeeeeeeease’ try getting up to speed if you’re going to do this!

      SAD!

      • NastyBosGrl

        He tired himself out rolling around on the floor.

        • Sister Artemis

          If that doesn’t work, we can give him a piece of tape to play with

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Low energy is all you need for cut and paste.

    • Sister Artemis

      Someone bring the hymnal, we need to start singing at this one

    • Sigh…so derivative…so weak. Wait…you’re just copying from daddy’s stormfront comments, right?

  • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

    I hope Hillary gets gang raped by a group of Syrian refugees and gets ovarian cancer

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Still looking for the sweet spot, aren’t you?

      • vivian

        Just can’t seem to find it…..

      • Master Contrail Program

        Maybe that’s him in the video and he linked an RSS feed to it?

    • vivian

      Trans: “I DO TO know how to have social interactions.”

      • Villago Delenda Est

        The only way it could be more authentic is if it was “I DO TWO”.

        • vivian

          Eye due two…?

    • Sister Artemis

      banhammer material, my dear

    • NastyBosGrl

      I feel like we’ve heard this before. I seem to remember the ovarian cancer bit.

      • Sister Artemis

        well, they’re not really all that imaginative, they just cycle the same materials through in an endless loop.

    • beingreleased

      Look who’s afraid of a little girl. Donnie will protect you. [edit: the link to a Syrian refugee child isn’t working for some reason, but you get the idea.]

      • NastyBosGrl

        With his tiny hands.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Fat chance. Donnie got his ass beat by a girl three times already, and in 8 days, the big beating will happen.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Bless your heart! Classic and simple projection.

    • Jennaratrix

      You are just DARLING. Do you do parties?

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

      I’m convinced this dude needs his own very special episode of Der Shit Fer Brains. Maybe a children’s treasury of trolling.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Nah. S/he can’t even keep in character. Sad, low energy trolling.

        • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

          Well, you gotta admire his loyalty to us and dedication in providing us with entertainment.

      • Oily Messiah

        But not good trolling, obvious annoying trolling

    • WeaselPoo

      A person can’t actually contract ovarian cancer from groups of Syrian refugees, despite what you may have read or heard.
      Instead, ovarian cancer is in fact one of ‘God’s’ many creations gifted to us as an expression of his eternal love.

    • Jesus jumped up, Christ,, you’re ignorant. it’s “contracts” ovarian cancer. Aside from that your “curse” is so weak and ultimately derivative, that I can’t even heap scorn on you. It would be like kicking a puppy for peeing on the floor. A fat, dumbass, ignorant puppy that still lives in his mother’s basement.

    • kev

      Henceforth ye shall be known by thy acronym. Lara.

  • Rick Hill

    Gawd, if ever a man’s inner self manifested in his visage….what a walking pile of shit of a human being.

  • LiberalsAimToRuinAmerica

    Okay, I’m done trolling. See you all next month.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Oh, don’t run, tlm. We’ve missed you so.

    • Jennaratrix

      Don’t let the door hit ya, asshole.

    • vivian

      Is Computer Day always the last day of the month?

      • Master Contrail Program

        Until the local Best Buy remembers his face and schtick anyway.

        “Isn’t this the guy who always claims he’s in the market for a new system, then inevitably starts breathing heavy and soaking his sweatpants within minutes?”

        “Oh yeah! Muttering about ‘gallons’ of GUI to ‘interface’ with on the backend?”

        “Sigh. Security. It’s TLM……..again.”

    • you got a sadz we laugh at you?

      Diddums

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Don’t forget – slow and easy, and make sure you use PLENTY of lube.

    • Jonny On Maui

      That was quick! I bet all your boyfriends say that too.

    • Marceline

      Good luck on losing that virginity!

      • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

        You’re assuming he can get it up.

        • Marceline

          No I’m not.

    • Anna Dash!

      Sweetheart, just find yourself a consenting adult partner, and get that sweet anal lovin’ you crave. It’ll be so much better for you than all this nonsense.

      I’ve even had straight guys love it with me. It’s OK. Safe, sane, consensual, fabulous. :)

      KTHXBAI!

      • rosenbomb

        That’s one thing that always makes me laugh when homophobes start on their rants about anal sex. Heterosexual couples have anal sex, too. Always have, always will.

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          And not all gay guys do anal, either. Dan Savage said so!

          • kev

            all guys do anal if it’s somebody else’s anal.

          • Shan the Nasty Libtart

            Heh! But I know at least one who claims to hate it.

          • kev

            Don’t fall for it. I stand by my original post.

        • Anna Dash!

          Yep. I’m not kidding, I love it. Use safe-sex practices and a partner I trust, it’s so good. :)

          If these assholes would just get past their hang-ups, they’d be so much happier, and we could have more time free of haters.

    • WeaselPoo

      That was time well spent–your writings may just have prevented Hillary Clinton from ruining America. Well done!

      (Oh and what you have actually done isn’t “trolling”, it’s more like verbal sharting.

    • Jennaratrix

      Well, now I just feel dirty and ripped off; I didn’t even get a $20 on the bedside table. I don’t think I’ll play the next time TLM comes in with a sock puppet to troll.

      • kev

        Look around on the floor. It prolly blew off when he opened the door and let a draft in.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Remember Junior! You’re going to have to practice if your ever going to make it out of elementary troll school.
      Today’s effort was pretty mindless and SAD.
      Sorry, but you’ll never learn unless we’re honest with you.

      Buh bye now. Back to your village….they’ve missed their idiot!
      You’re welcome!

    • MynameisBlarney

      Don’t you have to…you know, actually..oh, I dunno…start, or something 1st?

    • Crank Tango

      Doubt it.

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

      It’s no fun when they’re self aware. I prefer trolls who actually believe their shit. Sad.

    • Nockular cavity

      Real trolls don’t quit, loser.

    • kev

      Is that when you get ‘work release’ again?

  • Tio_Doidinho

    Hey – from closeted idiot troll’s profile I can block his account! Sweet.

    Meanwhile, back at the point…

    • Remember to flag him on Disqus for harrassment

    • Jennaratrix

      Yeah, this sock puppet – when he comes back next month, it will be with a new account. But don’t worry; we’ll all recognize him, he says the same shit every time.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    The Trump Trollz of Twitter have been remarkably busy this morning trying to prove this dude is a DNC plant. They have some proof from Twitchy or something.

    • NastyBosGrl

      Well, he must be a fake because he thinks that liberals can aim. Everyone knows we all throw like girls.

    • azeyote

      plants are smarter than this guy

      • Jonny On Maui

        Fungus is smarter than this guy.

    • Serai 1

      Now why would they want to do that? Do they not agree with what he says?

    • Jay (*proud Deplorable)

      I am a Trump supporter, and not a troll, and can tell you guys that this person that chanted the racist garbage at the Phoenix Trump Rally, was most likely a paid agitator.

      He is a local attention seeker in the Phoenix area, and was identified by another Youtube video where he was dramatically recalling a vehicle accident.

      I can honestly tell you that I have seen Zero acceptance of anything racist or bigoted in the Trump crowds, and message groups that the majority of Trump fans are associated with. We treat anti-semetism and racism the same as you. We don’t tolorate racism of any kind and against any race.

      Anyway, I’m not here to debate the candidates as you all should vote for whoever you believe is the best choice.

      • Tio_Doidinho

        Case in point.

        That’s a lovely alternate universe you live in. Is this the same universe where all the black, Latino, gay and female Trump supporters live?

      • Odd Jørgensen

        I am a Trump supporter, and not a troll, just absolutely clueless about reality.

  • Mavenmaven

    So, tachlis, are the Jews responsible or not?

    • kev

      I’ve known many over the years and they are very responsible. Wait, what?

  • John Smith

    The Jews are only 2% of the population. Yeah, of the 60% of us who study and aspire to better things!

  • meanlawyermom

    I see he gets his hair advice from Donald Trump.

  • themidniteskulker

    He looks suspiciously like Steve Bannon, no?

  • redarmyzombie

    “Do we commie liberals have to do all your homework, you dumb brownshirts?”

    Unfortunately, yes.

  • Vagendadentacohontas

    Did someone tell little Donnie that’s not kosher?

  • Suse

    Chris Hayes was just talking about this. The guy claims that’s just the way he says USA, because he’s around a lot of Mexicans and that’s how they pronounce it, jew know. Fucker.

  • The Nasty Librarian!

    Kellyanne used the term “deplorable”? Is she finally getting a clue?

    Hahahaha, nope.

  • I was @Blut_und_Boden on Twitter [My account was suspended today.]. As I told (((Matt Katz))) when he interviewed me for (((WNYC))) radio, I’m not a Trump supporter [Muh narrative.], but thanks for including factual information from my tweets pertaining to the grossly inordinate jewish representation on our central bank and highest court in the land. It’s cute how the current Vice Chair, dual israeli citizen (((Stanley Fischer))), was the Governor of israel’s central bank — the Bank of Israel — from 2005-2013. Guess this dumb goy is just too stupid to realize that means he’s super qualified. Trust us, goyim, we know what’s best for you.

    Supreme Court jews:

    (((Elena Kagan)))
    (((Ruth Bader Ginsburg)))
    (((Stephen Breyer)))
    Potentially (((Merrick Garland)))

    In other words, 37.5% and potentially 44.44% for a group that only comprises 2% of the total population.

    Chairs of the Federal Reserve since 1987:

    (((Alan Greenspan)))
    (((Ben Shalom [You can’t make this stuff up.] Bernanke)))
    (((Janet Yellen)))

    In other words, it’s been headed by a jew for what will be more than 30 years straight, this for a group that comprises only 2% of the total population.

    Vice Chairs of the Federal Reserve since 1986:

    Manuel H. Johnson
    David W. Mullins Jr.
    (((Alan Blinder)))
    (((Alice Rivlin)))
    Roger W. Ferguson, Jr.
    (((Donald Kohn)))
    (((Janet Yellen)))
    (((Stanley Fischer)))

    In other words, it’s second head has been a jew 5 out of a total of 8 times (62.5% ) in the past 30 years, this for a group that comprises only 2% of the total population.

    Jews are some of the largest pushers of notions of White privilege in academia and among so-called activists, yet here we see jewish privilege on full display. Never mind that Hollywood is a jewish industry through and through, or that so is media such as television, radio, newspapers, and internet news sources in addition to Facebook and Google [Which includes YouTube, whose current CEO is (((Susan Wojcicki))).]. Never mind that 7 out of the top 10 financial donors to super PACS spending money in 2016 U.S. political elections are persons of known jewish ancestry [Names of the top 10 contributors to super PACS provided via a graphic from The Center for Responsive Politics that was published in the October 10, 2016 TIME magazine issue.] They are as follows:

    (((Tom Steyer)))
    Robert Mercer
    (((Donald Sussman)))
    (((Paul Singer)))
    (((George Soros)))
    Fred Eychaner
    Richard Uihlein
    (((Michael Bloomberg)))
    (((Haim and Cheryl Saban)))
    (((James and Marilyn Simons)))

    As reported in the Jewish Daily Forward, Arutz Sheva, JWeekly, and other jewish publications, the top 5 donors to Hillary Clinton’s campaign are all jews. Also according to Arutz Sheva, “50% of donations to [the Hillary] Clinton [presidential] campaign come from Jews”.

    Lastly, don’t bother with nonsense about their religion. The most dominant form of anti-semitism alive today is based on race even when religious criticism is being employed, with us blaming the immorality, supremacy, and subversiveness of the jewish religion on the inherent, parasitical jewish biological nature.

    P.S. Your website is absolute garbage with all of these damn ads, it never stops reloading. Oh, and about this — “He’s right, Jew know, the Jews DO run everything!!!!! — nice straw man.

    BTFO

    • I Am Helpy

      OK thanks for the crazy.

      • I just love how the over use of parenthesis means all actual parentheticals need to be enclosed in brackets. You know, just so we know that the bit about his account being suspended isn’t all Jew-y, or something. “Hummmm. Only one set of parentheses. . . Does that mean that this statement only had one Jewish grandparent?”

        • Serai 1

          Aren’t the multiple parentheses supposed to be some kind of KKK code? I think I’ve read that somewhere.

          • There was a google plug-in earlier in the year that used the ((())) thing to denote Jews. It was called the “coincidence finder”, NOT the Jew finder, though, so that supposedly made it okay.

    • sw19headlesshorseperson

      tj:dr

    • I Am Helpy

      PS I’m sorry to hear you got banned from Twitter just because you’re dumb garbage that nobody loves.

    • Jonny On Maui

      Can you show us on your portfolio where the jews screwed you?

      Dude, grow the fuck up.

      • MizzMazz

        I think I am your new biggest fan :D

    • Jonny On Maui

      Oh, and you’re giving Pagan a bad name. You don’t know what it means. Please stop using it.

      • sw19headlesshorseperson

        That fucking Himmler has a lot to answer for – the interpolation of pseudo-paganism into the SS is the very least.

    • sw19headlesshorseperson

      Shut up and eat a bagel, brownshirt.

    • shivaskeeper

      I will need you to show your work there Sunny Jim. A list of names is not work. Dumbass.

    • Serai 1
    • Brian

      which do you believe you are? Pro Tip: You are wrong.

      In reply Jesus said: “A man was going DOWN from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he was attacked by robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. 31 A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. 32 So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33 But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. 34 He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on OIL and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, brought him to an inn and took care of him. 35 The next day he took out TWOdenarii[c] and gave them to the innkeeper. ‘Look after him,’ he said, ‘and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.’

      36 “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?”

      37 The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.”

      Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”

      • ZangoCrudmonger

        I’d feign many an injury for some neighborly oil and wine. I’ll have the cheese and the bread ready. Stop on by. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHkwzTKSdx8

      • nasty taco truck vagenda

        Jesus? That guy was a Jew.

        • Serai 1

          A Commie Jew, no less.

          • Mr Canoehead

            A Middle Eastern Commie Jew…who believed in free healthcare.

      • Serai 1

        The great irony of that story is that the Samaritans were a people despised among the Hebrews for their religious beliefs. When people these days hear the word “Samaritan”, they automatically think “Good”, but that is not at ALL what the Hebrews would have thought. They would have thought “devil worshipper”. So the best way for Christians now to tell the story would be to replace the word “Samaritan” with the word…

        …wait for it…

        Muslim.

        • Brian

          I mean, I like you based on past interactions, but yes, thanks for explaining my comment to me.

          • Serai 1

            Wow, sorry. Won’t be replying to any more, dude.

          • Brian

            as I said, I like you; and I bear no ill will. But you’re explaining the joke which is just the worst. Also, too, people here are smart and probably know your point; which is why I felt no need to explain it myself. I err on the side that people know more than I do, not less.

          • Brian

            PS: the entire comment was 100% related to what you said. Maybe you should understand subtext.

    • So, with so many many mentions of jews, am I the only one reminded of the Spam Song?

      Jews, jews, jews, jews, jews, jews, jews, jews! LOVELY JEWS! WONDERFUL JEWS!

    • sw19headlesshorseperson
    • MizzMazz

      The fuck I just read? I came over here for this weak-sauce?

      • ZangoCrudmonger

        One of us is going to have to imp a troll just to give Deleted Comments a kick. They’re phoning it in these days.

        • Serai 1

          Sad, innit? Talent’s really gone downhill.

          • RugzYaBurnt

            *Twists head around looking for the dude who this morning accused me of “xenophobia” for making fun of Kellyanne Conway’s dumb redneck name, on a noncomment I made two months ago, since he will be doubtless offended by blatantly white supremacist statements*

            Yeah, that’s what I thought.

          • Hell-OH! You know that it is a scientifically proven fact that the only race it is possible to be racist against are racist white people. We’ve totally transcended every form of racism other than that.

          • RugzYaBurnt
          • sw19headlesshorseperson

            LOL!

          • ZangoCrudmonger

            I’m working on my version of the Twelve Days of Trollness.

            Ahem.

            On the first day of Trollness, my true troll gave to me,

            A Turgid in a bear’s knees.

            On the second day of Trollness, my true troll gave to me,

            Two ……………hmmm going to need moar booz. I think they call it the creative process.

        • MizzMazz

          Gotta get an adult beverage for this…
          “Jews run all the media in the WORLD! Didn’t you see Schindler’s List?”
          “Look at the Goldbergs and Sachs, they have all the money!”
          “Now they have everyone eating bagels and lox! say, those look good; can I have onions and capers on mine?”

          No. I suck at this.

    • Brian

      You knowledge of Himmler’s work is very strong. Please tell me more!

      I also want to talk to you, quite frankly, on a very grave matter. Among ourselves it should be mentioned quite frankly, and yet we will never speak of it publicly. Just as we did not hesitate on June 30th, 1934 to do the duty we were bidden, and stand comrades who had lapsed, up against the wall and shoot them, so we have never spoken about it and will never [p. 65] speak of it. It was that tact which is a matter of course and which I am glad to say, is inherent in us, that made us never discuss it among ourselves, never to speak of it. It appalled everyone, and yet everyone was certain that he would do it the next time if such orders are issued and if it is necessary. I mean the clearing out of the Jews, the extermination of the Jewish race. It’s one of those things it is easy to talk about – “The Jewish race is being exterminated”, says one party member, “that’s quite clear, it’s in our program – elimination of the Jews, and we’re doing it, exterminating them.” And then they come, 80 million worthy Germans, and each one has his decent Jew. Of course the others are vermin, but this one is an A-1 Jew. Not one of all those who talk this way has witnessed it, not one of them has been through it. Most of you must know what it means when 100 corpses are lying side by side, or 500 or 1000. To have stuck it out and at the same time – apart from exceptions caused by human weakness – to have remained decent fellows, that is what has made us hard. This is a page of glory in our history which has never been written and is never to be [p. 66] written, for we know how difficult we should have made it for ourselves, if – with the bombing raids, the burdens and the deprivations of war – we still had Jews today in every town as secret saboteurs, agitators and trouble-mongers. We would now probably have reached the 1916/17 stage when the Jews were still in the German national BODY.

    • RugzYaBurnt

      Good thing Ivanka’s conversion to Judaism completely nullifies the possibility of anti-Semitism amongst Trump’s followers!

    • See, and the only thing you can really explain for me is why an old McDonald’s mascot is now a symbol for neo-Nazi bullshit.

      Not that I care, because, seriously, as a collective that is literally the least bizarre life choice you people have ever made.

      • Serai 1

        an old McDonald’s mascot is now a symbol for neo-Nazi bullshit.

        Wait, what? Which one?

        • His avatar over on the twatterspace was of this thing:

          http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/youtube_10.jpg

          And I’ve been reading, lately, that it has very strong ties with the so-called “alt-right”, for some fucking reason. It was a short-lived spokesthing for McDonalds in the 90s. What the hell it has to do with being a racist fuckbag is anyone’s guess.

          • Serai 1

            Hm. Looking at it, I’d say it’s the attitude. That’s how they see themselves – cool, confident, and in command.

            http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Serai/Comment%20pics/gifs/laugh/cuckoos%20nest%20jack%20laugh.gif

          • These people being good at self-deception? Who woulda thunk it?

          • RugzYaBurnt

            What the everloving fuck?!? I have vague memories of this thing, but who looks at this and says “THERE’S my White Power mascot!!!”

          • Well, he is very white. . . And he wears his sunglasses at night?

            ..I dunno. I got nothing.

          • Suse

            He’s got a real nice website, which points out that our editrix is half Jewish.

          • Really? Which half?

          • WomanInAMood

            No. Really?

          • Suse

            The link is in his Disqus profile.

          • WomanInAMood

            Some places, I prefer not to see. But thank you. Because you are fearless.

          • He doesn’t have interesting ideas, and I don’t want to subscribe to his newsletter.

          • Suse

            He even underlined her name in red. Is that supposed to be intimidating or what? Freak.

          • RugzYaBurnt

            He wears sunglasses at night, *just like that South Carolina Trumpkin who got kicked out of a Trump rally for being black!* IT ALL MAKES SENSE (j/k no it doesn’t).

          • thixotropic jerk

            It’s white it’s nominally male (man in or of the moon?) aaaaaaand that’s all I got. Explain the logic of white stoopidicysts and you will win all the internets!

          • sw19headlesshorseperson

            Conehead?

    • Serai 1

      By the way, folks – remember when I said there were horrible bigoted people in every group, including pagans?

      *points up*

      Perfect example, right here. Unfortunately, there’s a fair amount of this among the folks who use the term “Heathens”. I’ve known some really nice ones, but then there’s this fucking faction, the Teutonic-inspired Nazi pagans, who, just like the more virulent fundies, use their beliefs to prop up their bigotry.

      • WomanInAMood

        What fresh hell is this?

        • Serai 1

          Oh yeah, Teutonic paganism is definitely a thing. It’s an offshoot of Neopaganism, rooted in the old worship in Europe and Scandinavia. Most are good people, but as one might expect, there’s this nasty thread running through it, harking back to Hitler’s “back to Aryan greatness” obsession, and it really gives the rest of the group a bad name, more’s the pity.

          • WomanInAMood

            I worked with a guy who is Odinist. my dog, a mighty 13 pound yorkie-mutt is named Thor. I was joking one day at work about how I bought my (then) husband a piece of jewelry with the hammer, mjolnar. And I suddenly realized that I was being an asshole. Sat down with said guy and apologized. We had a good talk. He thought it was nice that I apologized, and then explained what his spiritual path meant to him. It will never be my approach, but it was absolutely lacking in racism or sexism. And he was pretty damned amused. He’s a lovely person.

          • Serai 1

            We get used to that sort of thing. :) In person, I either ignore it or talk to the offender as your friend did, to show them I’m just a person like they are. In fact, talking religion with strangers USED to be one of my favorite pasttimes. Over the last couple of decades, however, it’s become such a volatile subject with so much nastiness surrounding it that I don’t do that much anymore. Too bad, too. It used to be really fun, exchanging viewpoints and learning from each other. *sigh* Fucking fanaticism has to ruin everything.

            On the internet, however, I’m much MUCH less inclined to put up with it. Like almost never. I tried to be nice for a long time, but the snottiness and asshattery one finds out here sometimes just killed my impulse to be patient. It’s just so much worse than in person, and the Angry Atheists are the worst, frankly. Much worse than the fundies, for my money.

          • sw19headlesshorseperson

            Like I said below, fuckin’ Himmler….

        • Serai 1

          Oh, I rather like their pantheon and myths. Interesting stuff, pretty goddamn randy, with lots of HAHA FUCK YOU WE HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH OUR BEER AND HEARTY GODZ. Their main guy, Odin (Wotan) hung on the tree for nine days, so they think Jesus was rather a wimp, frankly. But unfortunately, like I said… Nazis. Fuckin’ assholes ruin everything.

    • WomanInAMood

      Please fuck off forever.

      • Serai 1

        And after that, fuck off some more.

        • sw19headlesshorseperson

          Wait, that sends him closer to me! Can’t he go fuck off over there?

          • WomanInAMood

            But we don’t want him. Icky fascist germs and all.

          • Suse

            Is he a new one? Don’t think I’ve encountered him before. He goes off on an unhinged rant about Jews and then, as an afterthought, complains about the ads.

          • WomanInAMood

            Do special snowflakes have swastikas?

          • Only the white ones.

          • If the ads don’t stop, he might not even come here at all, anymore!

          • WomanInAMood

            That’s the best example of an empty threat I may have ever seen.

    • thixotropic jerk

      You know what else is weird? How the largest percentage of racists, colonialists, violent and rapey motherfuckers have been white males, often (but not always) identifying as xtian. Living in the PNW I had way too many interactions with shitstains sharing your fucked up views of the world. You are further proof that racism is indeed a mental illness. Get help before it’s too late and your hate consumes whatever soul you have left.

    • doktorzoom

      Gosh, thanks for dropping by to explain that! We bet you really awakened some people with your perfectly sane comment. Also, here’s the door, you fucking Nazi.

      http://wonkette.com/466226/programming-note-rules-for-commenting-radicals

  • nasty taco truck vagenda

    Hey, did I miss TLM? Or was it some other closeted troll who really wants to have is disgusted by anal sex?

    • Jonny On Maui

      Pretty sure it was TLM earlier today.

      • sw19headlesshorseperson

        Dammit! I was busy raising the Hellmouth for Hillary this afternoon.

  • hvdv

    Huh. I never knew Stormfronters were so concerned about proportional representation. Women? Atheists? Halp!

  • starkitty

    “That man’s conduct was deplorable. And had I been there, I would have asked security to remove him immediately.”

    Time to start a crowd funding to send Kellyanne Conway to every place deplorable Trump voters are acting deplorable.

  • Zyxomma

    I started typing something, but thought better of it.

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