Paul LePage is not a racist, no matter how many times he says that black drug dealers are coming to Maine to impregnate all its white women.
If you insist on thinking Paul LePage is a racist, despite all the evidence to the contrary, he will first threaten to duel at you like a common Zell Miller, and then he will explain, in detail, how he is definitely not racist. He will say words, with his mouth, to a newspaper, on camera.
. @Governor_LePage calls people of color the "enemy" in an attempt to apologize for homophobic & racist remarks. pic.twitter.com/ug0oi9Jutn
— Maine Democrats (@MaineDems) August 26, 2016
A bad guy is a bad guy. I don’t care what color he is. When you go to war, if you know the enemy, the enemy dresses in red and you dress in blue, you shoot at red. … You shoot at the enemy. You try to identify the enemy. And the enemy right now, the overwhelming majority of people coming in are people of color or people of Hispanic origin.
There you go, the least-racist thing you will hear from a Republican all day.
Rapier and Main Gauche it is then.
Yeah, choose a hand weapon with this guy (LePage doesn't realize that, when you challenge someone to a duel, the challenged gets to choose the weapon. OK, Governor, the weapon is broadsword! Pick yours...). Just make him run thirty seconds, and he'll have a heart attack.